The world's largest dungeon

[Yeril]

"Anything? what about a mechanised trap? This room has to have some perpose.." dribble scratches his chin in contemplation.

[Kaelik]

Deran

Well it was fun while it lasted. A pity that you three had to give up and abandon the Journey so soon.

Deran stands up, moves 5ft back (so that he threatens all three with his Spear) and then stabs the middle one through the chest. (Coup de grace if allowed, otherwise attack.)

(1d20+2)[14] (Against Flat footed AC)
(1d8+3)[11]

[JettWilderbeast]

Argal looks at the room, it was empty... what was the problem???
Hurry up looking, I wanna get going!

[JettWilderbeast]

OOC; was that against those 3 orcs?

[boomwolf]

((Seems like we are going to lose our healer))

Tolsimir

"Shut up will you?" says tolsimir to argal "haste might mean death."

[JettWilderbeast]

Argal interprets Tolsimir's words incorrectly;
Yes! haste mean death! Death our beasties! You just jealous because you is losing bet.

OOC; Probably bonna need a new healer

[boomwolf]

Tolsimir

"Are you really that stupid or are you pretending?" asks tolsimir with a near-shocked voice "if we rush it WE will die."

[Bayar]

Garret moves very silently and searches the ceiling with his agile eyes...but no monsters...

Also, Deran's actions results a skirmish between him and the 3 orcs...anyone that is not with the main group, please help him...as his attack kills one of them...(AC 13, flat 13...sry)

Orc 1 initiative:(1d20)[3]
Orc 2 initiative:(1d20)[15]

I was hoping that the healer dies at least after level 5...

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[SeekerInTheNight]

James initiative: (1d20+1)[2]

The crazed man raises his hands threateningly, wild light in his eyes. This was getting a bit too retarded for his liking. He passes a wary gaze and a nod at Todd. He makes no threatening moves towards the orcs, simply standing there in case someone comes after him.

[hyperfreak497]

"James, you know I have your back," Todd says as he begins moving his arms in arcane patterns. "But I'm not sure if this is a good idea..."

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Initiative (1d20+5)[24]
Casting mage armor during the surprise round.

[Bayar]

Yeah, so it will be somewhat like this:

Todd
Orc 1
Deran
Orc 2
James

And Todd's Mage armor takes effect...

[hyperfreak497]

"Okay, James," the sorcerer says, preparing his hands for another quick pattern. "It's your call."

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Preparing an action to cast magic missile on whatever James attacks.

[Kaelik]

OOC: I had hoped/thought that everyone else was off in one direction or another, leaving me alone with the orcs, so that I could do this without anyone else knowing I had done it, and that they would not be able to interfere.

Init (1d20+1)[13]

During my Turn if I go first: Attack Second Orc with Spear.
If I go after them: Five Foot Step if needed, then attack with spear. (Trying to keep any surviving Orcs in my threatened area.)

Attack and Damage on my turn.
(1d20+2)[19]+4 if still sitting
(1d8+3)[10]

Whenever it is not my turn, I will take the first two AoO that are presented to me. Those would be, any time an Orc stands up (I forgot I get a +4 to my attacks because they are prone) and if either orc moves closer to attack me, or away to escape. So I'll probably get both AoO.
Attack and Damage on first:
(1d20+2)[13]+4 if attempting to stand up
(1d8+3)[5]

(1d20+2)[7]+4 if attempting to stand up
(1d8+3)[8]

[hyperfreak497]

OOC: I had hoped/thought that everyone else was off in one direction or another, leaving me alone with the orcs, so that I could do this without anyone else knowing I had done it, and that they would not be able to interfere.

((I was in the next room, Seeker was right next to you.))

[SeekerInTheNight]

((It occurs to me that that PM was unnecessary if we're already getting a surprise round. ^^ This is my surprise round action))

Eldritch energies boil from James' hand and leak from his eyes, manifesting into a swarm of incandescent motes in ugly blue and purple. They flick and roar for a moment before descending...

On top of Deran.

Hundreds of spiders manifest out of the energy cloud and swarm around the cleric, seeking to spider and poison and devour.

"It very well may be a bad idea, but if you recall it was yours in the first place. We agreed that no amount of foolishness would be tolerated."

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Full Attack: Swarm (1d6 plus poison)
A spider swarm seeks to surround and attack any living prey it encounters. A swarm deals 1d6 points of damage to any creature whose space it occupies at the end of its move.

Distraction (Ex): Any living creature that begins its turn with a spider swarm in its space must succeed on a DC 11 Fortitude save or be nauseated for 1 round. The save DC is Constitution-based.

Poison (Ex): Injury, Fortitude DC 11, initial and secondary damage 1d3 Str. The save DC is Constitution-based.

(1d6)[3] Damage
(1d3)[3] Str damage if Fort save failed.

[hyperfreak497]

((Which means my magic missile is heading towards Deran...))

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Magic missile damage: (1d4+1)[2]

[Bayar]

The first orc attempt's to attack Deran, but gets impailed by his AOO, and Deran killes the second orc with his attack.
Meanwhile, team spellcaster attacks deran, not sure why...since killing the party's healer means no heal 4 u.

It should be for the best if you 3 would stop the sensless battle...

[Yeril]

OOC: Wait are you two attacking the team healer??

[hyperfreak497]

[Self-scrubbed] ((Bad explanation for a bad action))

[Bayar]

A blast of magic origin erupts from the ceiling, negating the spells that have been cast. Also, some pieces of ceiling fall between Tood+James and Deran.

DM: please dont attack party members, or the wall will fall on you next time...

[hyperfreak497]

[Self-scrubbed] ((More failed attempts at making something wrong sound right))

[Kaelik]

Okay, thanks to Deus ex Machina, I have no idea what spells where cast or what their targets where, (No spellcraft) so all that happened was I killed some orcs, then a flash of lights.

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[SeekerInTheNight]

James snarls at the debris, not attempting to climb over but staring balefully at Deran. He stalks back and forth like a caged animal, but makes not further move towards violence.

"It would have been better for you died here cleric, the others will not be happy to hear that we have a psychopath in our midst."

EDIT: Deran, DM intervention. Edit away away.

[Bayar]

((I was RPing. Seriously, Daren had no reason to be attacking them. In-character, we should have killed him as quickly as possible. By the way, can you say, "deus ex machina"?))

They laughed at him....and they are evil...2 good reasons...plus, you were not forced to kill them, but not forbitten not to...

Also, a brick falls on Deran's head.

Damage:[roll]1d3[/roll]

Next time it will be the whole ****ing ceiling...now stop fighting and start looking in rooms...

[Yeril]

Pelor backhands you.

[Kaelik]

Deran

They already know we have a psychopath in our midst. You have not done a well in hiding yourself. Deran cleans his spear on the nearest orc, and begins searching the remains.

Search
(1d20)[11]

EDIT: Bayar, I started that before your post, after I saw your post I changed it.

[Bayar]

Everybody recieves 56 XP... Now, back to the exploring of the dungeon.Also, the orcs had nothing of value on them.

[hyperfreak497]

"Deran," Todd begins, a look of intense anger spreading on his handsome face. "What you did just now is...unforgivable, but, for this expedition's sake, we will allow you to live. If you make any oppressive move, in the name of your god or otherwise, you will feel the pain of my Magick again. Speaking of your god, thank him for this collapse. You would not be alive right now, if not for it."

((I would scrub this, but I really, really hate reversing IC actions. Makes me feel like I'm cheating))

[SeekerInTheNight]

James snarls at Deran as he stalks past the debris, keeping one eye on the cleric and the other on the rest of the room. He disappears into the room where the rest of the party had just killed a darkmantle.

"Gawram Cleric's crazier than I am. Psychopathic killer."

He addresses the rest of the party with heavy distaste on his tongue.

[Yeril]

OOC: Guys.. 56 exp, if theres ANY reason to kill 3 defensless orcs, this is it.

easiest 56 xp I ever earnt.