Tomboys and Troublemakers Part V: Zut Zut Zut and a Bottle of Bordeleaux

[bramblefoot]

lemme roll some wp checks

(5d100)[12][18][32][63][44](169)

with their sister inspiring them, they all pass

[bramblefoot]

sister norscan parry

(1d100)[1]

[wilphe]

Wighard did 10 and 9

How is that opponent looking?

[bramblefoot]

Wighard did 10 and 9

How is that opponent looking?

he parried one, but hes not looking so hot

[wilphe]

Morr's displeasure

(1d100)[55] 44

(1d10)[10]

[wilphe]

Oh well, still 14 and 13 so even with a successful parry he's dead

And if he didn't make his parry, whoever was next to him has some problems

[MrAbdiel]

Better try to parry this blow from The Dame 2: Judgement Dame.

vs86 - (1d100)[90] Parry time! Nope, she gets me for 5 wounds net. 10/15 Wounds.

Looks like the enemy dealt three hits that could harm - a 5, and 11, and another 5. Looks like Wighard parried the first one.

Jasmine, Meloth, you might volunteer to defend against the other two as the lighter armored party members. First one to roll gets to try their luck against the 11!

[bramblefoot]

norscan gal ws defend

(1d100)[63]

ill say your warm enough for that to hit.

[MrAbdiel]

Ah, you are merciful to me this time, Mr. GM. I fear the moment when you choose not to be merciful, now!

In that case, the feint succeeds, and then Bertelis strikes her for...

Possible Manaan's Fury: Vs66 - (1d100)[25] for (1d10)[10], (1d10)[5], (1d10)[7].

32 Damage to the right arm. And then, presumably, the chest, and then the left arm, and then out the other side.

Strike my right arm, will you? I'll show you a right arm hit...



That's the Bordeleaux way.

[bramblefoot]

Ah, you are merciful to me this time, Mr. GM. I fear the moment when you choose not to be merciful, now!

In that case, the feint succeeds, and then Bertelis strikes her for...

Possible Manaan's Fury: [roll0] for [roll1], [roll2], [roll3].

32 Damage to the right arm. And then, presumably, the chest, and then the left arm, and then out the other side.

ouch. yes shes very dead

[dojango]

You still need someone to soak a hit? Jasmine will try to dodge the 11: (1d100)[98] v. 69 and if that doesn't work FP: (1d100)[42]

[MrAbdiel]

Good work, ya dodgey git. So the last 5 hits Meloth but I think he can just soak that, even.

[farothel]

attack 2 is a potential fury: confirmation: (1d100)[3] vs 46 for extra damage: (1d10)[8], (1d10)[8], (1d10)[6]

That's 23 damage. Not as good as Bertelis, but it should take down one of the bondsmen easily.

[MrAbdiel]

One brutal evisceration is as good as another, brother knight.

I think it's Meloth's chance to take some whacks with that axe. It's got Impact, Volthawk, so feel free to roll an extra damage dice to see if you discover a deeply hidden penchant for the axemanship of the wildwood rangers.

[Volthawk]

One brutal evisceration is as good as another, brother knight.

I think it's Meloth's chance to take some whacks with that axe. It's got Impact, Volthawk, so feel free to roll an extra damage dice to see if you discover a deeply hidden penchant for the axemanship of the wildwood rangers.

Oh, it does? Nice.

And yeah, going into Woodsman is paying off a little here - went into it for the skills (hence selling the big axe it gave me), but hey the +10 WS/Strength comes in handy sometimes I suppose (dice rolls aside).

[bramblefoot]

let the fun begin cackles evilly

[bramblefoot]

burly norscan strength test to roll the barrel far enough

(1d100)[3]

damage against everyone present (ignores armor)

(1d10+5)[13]

[MrAbdiel]

OOoof. Is there.. any chance to defend at all here? Ah, on second thought, you did roll an attack and nailed it there. As long as he can’t yeet one of those a turn I can’t complain too much.

I mean, I can, because OW. Bertelis is on…2/15. Heavily wounded.

Fear of Death Insanity WP check: (1d100)[13]

[bramblefoot]

OOoof. Is there.. any chance to defend at all here? Ah, on second thought, you did roll an attack and nailed it there. As long as he can’t yeet one of those a turn I can’t complain too much.

I mean, I can, because OW. Bertelis is on…2/15. Heavily wounded.

Fear of Death Insanity WP check: [roll0]

theres just the one

[BananaPhone]

Dodge.... (1d100)[72] vs TN 78


Hooray!

*Flips away from the worst of it*

[BananaPhone]

If I didn't know any better, I'd say Mr Bramble is gearing us towards capture and corruption by the ruinous powers .

[bramblefoot]

If I didn't know any better, I'd say Mr Bramble is gearing us towards capture and corruption by the ruinous powers .

whatever gave you that idea?

[MrAbdiel]

Do let us know if it’s dodgable, Bramble! It’s a ranged attack sort of, so I assumed not… Maybe even just for Regine since she was not really in the scrum but weaving away from attackers on her way back to us slowly.

Now that the garrison is gibbed, what remains? The headless horror, and this barrel throwing jerk? Djoonki Khong?

[bramblefoot]

Do let us know if it’s dodgable, Bramble! It’s a ranged attack sort of, so I assumed not… Maybe even just for Regine since she was not really in the scrum but weaving away from attackers on her way back to us slowly.

Now that the garrison is gibbed, what remains? The headless horror, and this barrel throwing jerk? Djoonki Khong?

dodgeable for her, but still take 1d5 wounds due to the flying shrapnel

(1d5)[5]

the headless horror and the barrelthrower retreated inside the tower

[BananaPhone]

So 1 wound after toughness? Kk.

[bramblefoot]

So 1 wound after toughness? Kk.

sure, im feeling nice

[MrAbdiel]

Are you?!?

*Wheezes.*

This is the “medium” fun setting huh

[bramblefoot]

Are you?!?

*Wheezes.*

This is the “medium” fun setting huh

hey, my brain went off the rails. i have two settings. asleep and posting

[MrAbdiel]

Ah, it's just a little exploding; I'm sure we'll be fine... ;_;

Also, is the language jumbling curse still impacting us, or has that faded? And is it any warmer in this interior courtyard?

I mean obviously it's warmer because an explosion just happened but I mean are their braziers and stuff inside that make it more livable for those who were defending it

[bramblefoot]

Ah, it's just a little exploding; I'm sure we'll be fine... ;_;

Also, is the language jumbling curse still impacting us, or has that faded? And is it any warmer in this interior courtyard?

I mean obviously it's warmer because an explosion just happened but I mean are their braziers and stuff inside that make it more livable for those who were defending it

yes braziers, yes curse faded