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    Orc in the Playground
     
    RangerGuy

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    Title.

    Thought this might be a fun little view into everyone's campaign right now.

    Mine:
    The soundtrack that plays when solid snake is discovered.
    Last edited by Sindal; 2023-11-28 at 06:53 AM.

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Daemon

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    March of the Gladiators.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    BarbarianGuy

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    Uncovered the dark areas of the map... and wandering monsters.

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    Ogre in the Playground
     
    Akal Saris's Avatar

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    Tucker's kobolds
    Handbooks: (Hosted on the new MixMax forums)
    [3.5] The Poison Handbook
    [3.5] (New) Master of Shrouds Handbook
    [3.5 Base Class] Healer's Handbook

    Trophies!
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    Thanks to Strategos and Jumilk for the awesome Iron Chef trophies!

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Phhase's Avatar

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    Sunday: Walter White falling down meme, but he's a zombie.

    Friday: "You have my sword." "And my axe." "And my ass to beat on."

    Quote Originally Posted by BerzerkerUnit View Post
    March of the Gladiators.
    Exquisite.
    Last edited by Phhase; 2023-11-27 at 03:39 AM.
    Sometimes, I have strong opinions on seemingly inconsequential matters.
    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    Phhase he played four
    He played nick nack on my door
    With a nick nack paddy whack
    Give a dog a bone
    Phhase came rolling home.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ventruenox View Post
    You found a way to backstab... with a ballista...

    I want to play at your table.
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    Buy a lava lamp, it more than doubles the rate of good ideas :p
    Better yet, buy this lava lamp.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    RangerGuy

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    Class warfare

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    DruidGirl

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    2 Barbarians, Many Kobolds

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    Troll in the Playground
     
    Imp

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    Murder mystery in the Gold Dragon In, who is the killer?
    Black text is for sarcasm, also sincerity. You'll just have to read between the lines and infer from context like an animal

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    Ogre in the Playground
     
    RogueGuy

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    Can I pet that DAWWG?

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    DrowGirl

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    My character died

    :(

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    Titan in the Playground
     
    KorvinStarmast's Avatar

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    Defeat and capture of the dread pirate Gangplank.
    Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Works
    a. Malifice (paraphrased):
    Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
    b. greenstone (paraphrased):
    Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
    Gosh, 2D8HP, you are so very correct!
    Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society

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    Ettin in the Playground
     
    SolithKnightGuy

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    "Sweet, sweet, fever dreams"
    Last edited by Arkhios; 2023-11-29 at 01:52 PM.
    Please be mindful of what you say in public; sadly not all can handle sarcasm or The Internet Credibility.
    My Homebrew:
    Base Class: Warlord | Roguish Archetype: Inquisitor | Roguish Archetype: Thug | Primal Path: Rage Mage


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    Words actually mean things, people!


    Ongoing game & character:
    Sajan Uttam, human Monk 6/Fist of Irori 3 (Legacy of Fire)


    D&D/Pathfinder CV of sorts
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    Ogre in the Playground
     
    DrowGuy

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    "Fine, I'll say the poem, but next time I want to wrestle the statue"

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    Firbolg in the Playground
     
    Dr.Samurai's Avatar

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    "It's an illusion, Michael..."

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    Colossus in the Playground
     
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    Shopping!!
    I have a LOT of Homebrew!

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    ClericGuy

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    (It's the session before the last, I hope that is OK.)

    "We were all penguins."
    Quote Originally Posted by ad_hoc View Post
    Don't waste time making rolls on things that aren't interesting. Move on and get to the good stuff.

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    Orc in the Playground
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    Roc! Roc! Roc! Roc! Roc! Roc!

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    Titan in the Playground
     
    KorvinStarmast's Avatar

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    We met the Abbott in Krezk, who grossed out the barbarian and paladin while sitting at the dinner table with his newly made, fleshy blow-up doll.
    Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Works
    a. Malifice (paraphrased):
    Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
    b. greenstone (paraphrased):
    Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
    Gosh, 2D8HP, you are so very correct!
    Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    AssassinGuy

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    The Pink Panther with invisibility spells
    *This Space Available*

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    PaladinGuy

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    Who heals the healers?
    Proclaiming something "objectively" true or false does not excuse you from proving it so.

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    Titan in the Playground
     
    Kane0's Avatar

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    We ask the questions here
    Roll for it
    5e Houserules and Homebrew
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    Awesome avatar by Ceika

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    WolfInSheepsClothing

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    Scraggus, my little pet demon pickpocket (I had nothing to do with it)

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Falling out of a five story window while stunned and at 5 HP was the best of the available outcomes.
    Last edited by Yakmala; 2023-11-28 at 04:16 PM.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by NecessaryWeevil View Post
    Who heals the healers?
    (doh. hate when that happens)

    and,
    Push This Button to Fight ALL THE HIDDEN THINGS.

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    This is what happens when a monster with a burrow speed grapples you.

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    Ogre in the Playground
     
    DrowGuy

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    "So Basically Duelist Kingdom?"

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    Halfling in the Playground
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    "A" "Religious" "Disagreement"

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Curbstomp 2: Electric Boogaloo

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    Orc in the Playground
     
    OldWizardGuy

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    Trauma, tortles, and debt to the mafia.

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Lizardfolk

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    "Justice"
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    The Druid learnt of an animal fighting ring under the tavern, tried to free the Displacer Beast but it didn't like him. So instead he freed the polar bear. The awakened barbarian PTSD polar bear. Luckily the diviner had predicted the Druid could talk his way out of it so the bear ran to freedom instead of staying to fight. When the bar owner came back down to investigate the noise, in the ensuing fight the door to the Displacer Beast broke and the beast escaped. Druid used Stinking Cloud and Darkness to cover his tracks, tavern owner was caught in the cloud. By this time the rest of the party (who weren't drunk) came down, the Dirty Harry paladin at the front. He pulled the Tavern Owner out of the cloud just before it dissipated. When he saw the arena, he said "You made your bed, you lie in it"and threw the owner in.

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