Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase

[Easy e]

Infil a Merc band.

[Dr.Samurai]

Drow got dunked into a river of lava

[Dalinar]

Familiar ate a grenade so we could drop the roof on a dragon.

[Beelzebub1111]

Vampires are kinda weird in China.

[KorvinStarmast]

Drow got dunked into a river of lava

We did that last year during the Fire Giant module from TFtYP...to more than one drow.

[Dr.Samurai]

We did that last year during the Fire Giant module from TFtYP...to more than one drow.

I expect in the same area we were in!

My fighter was at 17hp and on the other side of the bridge with several drow in sight. I figured I wasn't going to survive another turn, with all my resources exhausted, so I put away the greatsword, grabbed two drow, and dunked them in the river. Miraculously I find myself still up for another turn, and grab another drow. DM rules that I can throw the drow in by making a non-proficient Str ranged attack roll against AC 18 because the drow is kicking and fighting me. So I move to the drow, use 1 attack for the grab, use a second attack for the throw. Don't hit the AC, so the DM rolls to determine where he lands. He lands right next to the river of lava. I use remainder of my move to go back and use my final attack to shove him in. A third dead drow.

Player playing the monk says "You should have opened with that" lol, but obviously the encounter didn't even start in that area. Really need to have a talk with the group about wandering off to different areas of the map while a full blown encounter is happening...

[KorvinStarmast]

Really need to have a talk with the group about wandering off to different areas of the map while a full blown encounter is happening...

Our group has that same problem.

[Dalinar]

Ping pong is canon.

[DinoDad1016]

GARGANTUAN Gelatinous Cube, (50ft x 50ft x 10ft)

[NecessaryWeevil]

Framed for a murder we *did* commit.

[jjordan]

Party managed to escape from the alien quipu library.

[tokek]

"Accept surrender from nasty slave sacrificing orcses, I don't think so" TWANG

Goblin doing goblin stuff

[Sindal]

Emergency surgery followed by getting stuck in a resetting time loop puzzle until we confronted our past regrets

[Dualight]

Clearing out a spider-infested former dragon lair in the Feydark. As it turns out, "Demogorgon sends his regards" and our rogue had a almost-literally splitting headache due to revoked blessings.

[Beelzebub1111]

Magicians are bastards.

[KorvinStarmast]

We finally arrived at the Drow capital city, which was covered in a purple haze of mushroom light.

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The Fire Giant King needs a pedicure.

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Food trucks of the Underdark with Guy Fieri; feature dish is lizard on a stick.

[Kane0]

New magic pipe, same old city.

[GeoffWatson]

Footfall. .

[Arkhios]

"Nnnnope! No, dragon! Bad dragon!" (Lore Bard made it quite clear for a dragon that its' attempts to deal damage to the group were futile).

[semi]

Shadowtail the Eggsterminator (Easter One Shot)

[KorvinStarmast]

We used the ebony fly to overcome a mile long "bridge out" issue by ferrying the whole party across one by one.

[JNAProductions]

Feminist Revolution complete in one town, but permanent change is not happening until the McGuffin is found.

[KorvinStarmast]

Feminist Revolution complete...

Let's try that as a rhyming couplet:
Feminist Revolution complete in one town
No permanent change until McGuffin is found.

[Easy e]

Third dungeon and third near TPK.

This 1-20 is going to be brutal.

[JLandan]

Sat quietly and did nothing. Tales from the Yawning Railroad.

[Dr.Samurai]

I don't speak Elven so uh... are we killing these drow or what??

Sat quietly and did nothing. Tales from the Yawning Railroad.

Oof

[Lord Torath]

Killed a half-dead displacer beast.

[TheHalfAasimar]

Goodbye, Meta Knight.

[GooeyChewie]

We dropped a sperm whale on the big bad.

[KorvinStarmast]

We dropped a sperm whale on the big bad.

And this is why we play D&D.