Domino Quartz's Delightfully Quaint Random Banter Thread #248

[Form]

I mean not pancakes and steak at the same time, you heathen! Steak is served with steamed vegg and mashed potato and garlic.

Honey glazed steak bits, wrapped in pancake! Of course! Zodi, you're a genius!

[Metastachydium]

"Heathen" was used already!

Hm. How about "vile proponent of isidious heterodoxies"?

[tyckspoon]

Honey glazed steak bits, wrapped in pancake! Of course! Zodi, you're a genius!

.. yeah this actually sounds pretty good. Maybe toss in a bit of chili, go with the hot honey thing, and more of a crepe-family pancake than the fluffy cakes..

[HalfTangible]

Sauce? Sauce? You might as well cook your steak well done at that point. If you're making a specific dish like au poivre, then sure, but just dousing any and every steak in worcestershire sauce? Fevered dreams of a madman, i tells ya!

Mad? Not at all! I'm just angry. And hungry.

If your steak needs sauce you need a better cut of meat.

Translation: Adding sauce while cooking it makes it better.

[LaZodiac]

Honey glazed steak bits, wrapped in pancake! Of course! Zodi, you're a genius!

See a honey glaze on a steak WOULD be good, but I don't think the particular fluffy style of pancakes I prefer would go well with it. Feels like it'd be a weird mouth mush.

Put that **** on some garlic toast though and hooooo boy!!!!

[Form]

Hm. How about "vile proponent of isidious heterodoxies"?

Apostate!

See a honey glaze on a steak WOULD be good, but I don't think the particular fluffy style of pancakes I prefer would go well with it. Feels like it'd be a weird mouth mush.

Put that **** on some garlic toast though and hooooo boy!!!!

You'll never take my delicious blasphemy from me!

... but I'm too lazy to make pancakes, so I won't actually try it.

[DavidSh]

No, no, steak should be sliced thinly, fried up on a griddle with onions, and served on a torpedo roll with provolone.

[Peelee]

Apostate!

I almost went with that to start with and 100% expected it after.

No, no, steak should be sliced thinly, fried up on a griddle with onions, and served on a torpedo roll with provolone.

When the war breaks out with the Cheez Wiz people, know that i will be an active combatant for your faction.

[Anonymouswizard]

I don't particularly care much for french fries or potato wedges! I'll eat'em but it's not something I'll go out of my way to make!

I prefer my steak rare though, yeah. So tender and juicy <3

I'll admit that's almost as good as finely diced and served with a fresh egg.

No, no, steak should be sliced thinly, fried up on a griddle with onions, and served on a torpedo roll with provolone.

Bah, you probably serve your bacon sliced and fried!

[Peelee]

I'll admit that's almost as good as finely diced and served with a fresh egg.

At what step of the process do you dump beans on it?

[Keltest]

At what step of the process do you dump beans on it?

After its toasted, obviously.

[Anonymouswizard]

At what step of the process do you dump beans on it?

Never, the French would kill me for ruining their cuisine.

[Peelee]

Never, the French would kill me for ruining their cuisine.

Ah, so that's why British put beans on everything! I appreciate the history lesson.

[Manga Shoggoth]

Ah, so that's why British put beans on everything! I appreciate the history lesson.

We don't put beans on everything... They ruin desserts - that's why custard exists.

[enderlord99]

It's like you've never heard of chips. Big chunky ones, not those teeny things the US calls 'steak fries'

I'm a bit confused about what a proper chip is to you if even steak fries are considered "teeny" by comparison. Whole potatoes?

Steak fries are among the largest type of fried potato section there is, behind only the mighty wedge. Ordinary french fries in the US are small, but we all know those aren't under discussion here.

...

That is something we all know, right?

[Anonymouswizard]

Ah, so that's why British put beans on everything! I appreciate the history lesson.

No, that's due to Americans hating Heinz Beans, they dumped them in the UK market for a few pennies and we got addicted.

I'm a bit confused about what a proper chip is to you if even steak fries are considered "teeny" by comparison. Whole potatoes?

Steak fries are among the largest type of fried potato section there is, behind only the mighty wedge. Ordinary french fries in the US are small, but we all know those aren't under discussion here.

...

That is something we all know, right?

Proper chips are equivalent to a wedge in size, the difference between a mighty chip and a humble wedge is primarily in shape (wedges are triangular) and secondarily in cooking method.

[enderlord99]

I'm not sure how a bulbous shape can be cut into pieces that are all that large without said pieces being triangular.

[Peelee]

No, that's due to Americans hating Heinz Beans, they dumped them in the UK market for a few pennies and we got addicted.

We dumped other consumables, too, but that didn't seem to affect y'all.

Proper chips

Are not the British purview, since they're of Belgian origin and heavily popularized by America. You even named them weird. They're not chips! Potato chips are chips! You couldn't even call them something accurate, like sticks or splinters or pretty much anything but chips!

"Proper" chips. You guys couldn't even come up with a proper language, and you're going to try to lecture us on potatoes.

[LaZodiac]

Man...

Akira Toriyama just passed away.

[Bartmanhomer]

Man...

Akira Toriyama just passed away.

Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! R.I.P and condolences to his family.

[Anonymouswizard]

Are not the British purview, since they're of Belgian origin and heavily popularized by America. You even named them weird. They're not chips! Potato chips are chips! You couldn't even call them something accurate, like sticks or splinters or pretty much anything but chips!

"Proper" chips. You guys couldn't even come up with a proper language, and you're going to try to lecture us on potatoes.

At least we have our own language, you lot should go and make your own! Stop stealing ours, you can't even get the spelling right

Now if you'll excuse me I feel like some crisps.

[Rater202]

Man...

Akira Toriyama just passed away.

From what I've heard he passed a few days ago and they're only just making a statement.

Only 68, sucks much bad.

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In lighter news, that spec bio-series I've been watching updated 11 days ago with a video detailing how the researcher who is studying all of these things found people in the early stages of lycanthropic parvovirus infection who, upon being informed that they were basically screwed, volunteered to be infected with the human zombism virus to see what happens.

[Peelee]

At least we have our own language, you lot should go and make your own! Stop stealing ours, you can't even get the spelling right

Welcome to English, where the spelling is made up and the rules don't matter!

Also, we didn't steal yours. You sent people here. WE LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD!

[Rynjin]

Also in most cases, American spelling is the older English spelling (and sometimes pronunciation) of the word, the Brits just decided to change a lot of arbitrary stuff in shame after losing the war.

[Bohandas]

We don't put beans on everything... They ruin desserts - that's why custard exists.

You don;t have chocolate, vanilla, and coffee in England?

[Anonymouswizard]

You don;t have chocolate, vanilla, and coffee in England?

Be careful, those sound awfully European.

Also the one thing that family almost always requests we bring when visiting is proper chocolate.

[Lord Raziere]

Man...

Akira Toriyama just passed away.

Heard it first elsewhere.

Sigh....no Dragon's gonna fix this one.

I thank him for basically inventing the genre I grew up on: battle anime. Without him, a lot of things I like and love would've never come into existence, and say what you will he had a sense of humor about things and never seemed to take his series too seriously. His art from what I know, was great in terms of movement, in terms of detail, how flowing it was. Hope he's doing well, wherever he is.

[Bartmanhomer]

Hey everyone I'm going to be on the PBS show called Table For All on Monday at 9 AM. 🙂😈👍🏿💪🏿🥰🐲🐉

[HalfTangible]

Akira Toriyama was one of the best and manga/anime wouldn't be the same without him.

Rest in peace, king. We'll miss you, but you're teaching a dinosaur to ride a ball in a better place.

[Manga Shoggoth]

You don;t have chocolate, vanilla, and coffee in England?

Not usually at the same time, but they are some very strange coffee shops around.