You fight and Loot [IC]

[Darius Vibrtrar]

The Commodore drops the glowing fingerbone and pulls out his shortbow, taking aim vs the Kobold with a kitchen apron.

"I'm not on the menu"

(1d20+5)[23] attack
(1d6+3)[4] damage
(1d6)[6] sneak attack if applicable for going first.

[Jyps]

"Yaaarrk!"

The apron kobold is hurt by the arrow attack! But still up and ready to fight.

Spoiler: Round 1 - It's Gobbert's turn!

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Character	Initiative	Conditions
Gobbert	22	-
Commodore Hoppington	19	-
Apron	18	hurt
Trazz	17	-
Chubby	16	-
Slimy	14	-
Pew	12	-
Nice Boots	6	-
Lilith	4	-
Miik	4	-

Spoiler: Where are we, What's going on?

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You are exploring Castle Grimace (a dungeon) looking for treasure.
In the first room, you found skeletal remains of a halfling, found and disarmed a trap.
Found a letter to Lord Grimace and a magic ring.
From there, you went down a long corridor and found a sleeping guard.
Trazz tied him up.
You went into the Mess Hall where there are enemy Kobolds!.
What else is in this room? A small green door to the left. A large blue door straight ahead.

[Jyps]

The kobold wearing the apron shouts something indistinguishable and kicks one of the lower cabinets open.
Quickly, a small skunk rushes out of it, running towards the party of goblin-heroes.

Spoiler: Round 1 - It's Trazz's and Gobbert's turn!

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Character	Initiative	Conditions
Gobbert	22	-
Commodore Hoppington	19	-
Apron	18	hurt
Trazz	17	-
Chubby	16	-
Slimy	14	-
Little Skank	13	-
Pew	12	-
Nice Boots	6	-
Lilith	4	-
Miik	4	-

Spoiler: Where are we, What's going on?

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You are exploring Castle Grimace (a dungeon) looking for treasure.
In the first room, you found skeletal remains of a halfling, found and disarmed a trap.
Found a letter to Lord Grimace and a magic ring.
From there, you went down a long corridor and found a sleeping guard.
Trazz tied him up.
You went into the Mess Hall where there are enemy Kobolds!.
What else is in this room? A small green door to the left. A large blue door straight ahead.

[Talivan]

Gobbert already aware of the rushing Skank, his Magic staff start glowing as a torch and a small ball of fire is hurled at the said Skank, after that Gobbert moved back to keep distance from the enemies.

"Party started Gobs!, everyone find your dance-other-half!!"

Spoiler: OOC

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Attack Action: Firebolt: (1d20+5)[20], Damage:(1d10)[10]
Move Action: 30 ft behind goblin group

[Jyps]

The skunk is reduced to a pile of smoldering ashes!

Spoiler: Round 1 - It's Trazz's turn!

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Character	Initiative	Conditions
Gobbert	22	-
Commodore Hoppington	19	-
Apron	18	hurt
Trazz	17	-
Chubby	16	-
Slimy	14	-
Pew	12	-
Nice Boots	6	-
Lilith	4	-
Miik	4	-

[Infernally Clay]

Trazz Goblin Ranger 1 AC: 16 | HP: 12/12 | Initiative: +3 Passive Perception: 16 Active Effects: None Conditions: None

"I've got the big one," Trazz calls out, then attacks Chubby with her two short swords.

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Move to Chubby.
Action to attack. To hit: (1d20+5)[9], to damage: (1d6+3)[6]
Bonus action attack. To hit: (1d20+5)[19], to damage: (1d6)[3]

[Jyps]

The first blow misses, but the second sword slashes the enemy!
“Gff—yaaak!” The Chubby kobold shouts, its eyes burning with a murderous look.

In return, he grabs a stick with a scorpion tied to the end and whips it at Trazz!
He misses! The string snaps and the scorpion splatters against the wall.

Spoiler: Scorpion on a Stick, against Trazz

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Melee weapon attack: (1d20+4)[11]
Damage: 1 point of piercing damage.
And Trazz makes a Constitution saving throw: (1d20+2)[13] against a DC of 9.
On a failed save: (1d8)[4] poison damage. A success halves the damage, but doesn’t prevent it.

Meanwhile, the greenish slimy Kobold grabs a small flask of acid and hurls it at the ranger Trazz!
It hits!

Spoiler: Acid bomb

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Ranged weapon attack: (1d20+4)[24]
If it hits: (2d6)[7] acid damage.

Spoiler: Round 1 - It's Pew's turn!

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It's Pew's turn!

Character	Initiative	Conditions
Gobbert	22	-
Commodore Hoppington	19	-
Apron	18	hurt
Trazz	17	-
Chubby	16	Slightly hurt
Slimy	14	-
Pew	12	-
Nice Boots	6	-
Lilith	4	-
Miik	4	-

[agignac]

Pew leaps forward, putting their well-armoured body between the kobolds and some of their squishier cousins. Grabbing their holdy symbol (a crude carving of a dismbodied arm flexing its biceps), Pew cries out, "Hoar says, you're fired!" They point at the chubby kobold, and a sacred flame descends from seemingly nowhere.

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Sacred flame, DC 13 Dex save to avoid.
damage - (1d8)[8]

[Jyps]

The chubby Kobold is engulfed by the full power of Hoar’s flame! But he survives.

Now, the Kobold wearing nice boots also opens a cabinet, releasing a big fat skunk into the room!
”Csssss!” says the skunk, menacing!

Lilith an Miik can act now, in any order.

Spoiler: Round 1 - Initiative

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Character	Initiative	Conditions
Gobbert	22	-
Commodore Hoppington	19	-
Apron	18	hurt
Trazz	17	-
Chubby	16	Hanging by a thread!
Slimy	14	-
Pew	12	-
Nice Boots	6	-
Lilith	4	-
Miik	4	-
Big fat skunk	3	-

[AvatarVecna]

Miik aims for the skunk!

Spoiler: OoC

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Eldritch Blast!

Atk: (1d20+5)[10]
Dmg: (1d10)[2] (+(1d10)[10] if crit)

[JNAProductions]

Lilith targets whichever kobold is wielding a weapon with some artic chill!

Spoiler: OOC

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Frostbite

(1d20)[8] DC 13 Con Save, add modifier as appropriate.
(1d6)[1] Cold Damage if the save is failed, and disadvantage on the next attack.

[Jyps]

The big fat skunk explodes in zap of magical energy, skunk guts fly everywhere!

The greenish slimy kobold is hurt by a frosty bolt from the druid Lilith.

Gobbert an Commodore can act in any order.

Spoiler: Round 2 - It's Gobbert's and Commodore's turns

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Character	Initiative	Conditions
Gobbert	22	-
Commodore Hoppington	19	-
Apron	18	hurt
Trazz	17	-
Chubby	16	Hanging by a thread!
Slimy	14	Frosted! Disadvantage
Pew	12	-
Nice Boots	6	-
Lilith	4	-
Miik	4	-

Spoiler: Where are we, What's going on?

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You are exploring Castle Grimace (a dungeon) looking for treasure.
In the first room, you found skeletal remains of a halfling, found and disarmed a trap.
Found a letter to Lord Grimace and a magic ring.
From there, you went down a long corridor and found a sleeping guard.
Trazz tied him up.
You went into the Mess Hall where there are enemy Kobolds!.
What else is in this room? A small green door to the left. A large blue door straight ahead.

[Darius Vibrtrar]

Drawing another arrow, the Commodore aims at the Chef once again, loosing his arrow.

(1d20+5)[23] attack
(1d6+3)[5] damage, (1d6)[6] Crit damage

[Talivan]

Gobbert dodges a skunk gut with a digusting face "That's uglier than my leftovers from the morning!", Once more, Gobbert lits the magic staff and hurls another firebolt, but this time to the Apron kobold

Spoiler: OOC

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Attack Action: Firebolt: (1d20+5)[12], Damage:(1d10)[1]

[Jyps]

Hoppington’s arrow strikes true and the apron wearing Kobold falls down dead.
With so many magic bolts flying around the room, it’s almost weird to see an enemy slain by mundane ammunition.

Speaking of which, another firebolt flies straight towards the apron kobold, but just when it was about to connect, the enemy falls and the fire magic hits Nice Boots instead!

It's Trazz's turn!

Spoiler: Round 2 - It's Trazz's turn

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Character	Initiative	Conditions
Gobbert	22	-
Commodore Hoppington	19	-
Trazz	17	-
Chubby	16	Hanging by a thread!
Slimy	14	Frosted! Disadvantage
Pew	12	-
Nice Boots	6	hurt
Lilith	4	-
Miik	4	-

[Infernally Clay]

Trazz Goblin Ranger 1 AC: 16 | HP: 5/12 | Initiative: +3 Passive Perception: 16 Active Effects: None Conditions: None

Trazz attacks the chubby kobold once again and, if she downs them, she goes after the slimy kobold that attacked her.

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Shortsword attack vs Chubby. To hit: (1d20+5)[25], to damage: (1d6+3)[8]
Move to Slimy if Chubby is dead.
Bonus action attack vs Chubby (or Slimy if Chubby is dead). To hit: (1d20+5)[24], to damage: (1d6)[4]

[Jyps]

With one swift motion, Trazz decapitates the chubby kobold, his head is sent bouncing over the table scattering the copper coins and cards.

Seeing his allies down, the slimy kobold tries to run for the small green door.

Trazz gets an attack of opportunity against the Slimy kobold!

[Infernally Clay]

Trazz Goblin Ranger 1 AC: 16 | HP: 5/12 | Initiative: +3 Passive Perception: 16 Active Effects: None Conditions: None

"Where do you think you're going?!"

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Opportunity attack vs Slimy. To hit: (1d20+5)[13], to damage: (1d6+3)[6]

[Jyps]

Slimy escapes through the small green door.

But not before Trazz’s sword cuts off his tail, leaving it wiggling on the ground in a pool of dark green blood.

It's Pew's turn!

Spoiler: Round 2 - It's Pew's turn

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Character	Initiative	Conditions
Gobbert	22	-
Commodore	19	-
Trazz	17	-
Pew	12	-
Nice Boots	6	hurt
Lilith	4	-
Miik	4	-

Spoiler: Where are we, What's going on?

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You are exploring Castle Grimace (a dungeon) looking for treasure.
In the first room, you found skeletal remains of a halfling, found and disarmed a trap.
Found a letter to Lord Grimace and a magic ring.
From there, you went down a long corridor and found a sleeping guard.
Trazz tied him up.
You went into the Mess Hall where there are enemy Kobolds!.
What else is in this room? A small green door to the left. A large blue door straight ahead.

[agignac]

Pew's instinct is to race after the escapee, but knows better than to leave the relative safety of their family. They call upon Hoar a second time, and a sacred flame fills the space where the final kobold stands.

damage - (1d8)[5]

[Jyps]

Nice Boots burns under the flames of Hoar! But he survives...

He will also run to the green door, granting Trazz another attack of opportunity!

[Infernally Clay]

Trazz Goblin Ranger 1 AC: 16 | HP: 5/12 | Initiative: +3 Passive Perception: 16 Active Effects: None Conditions: None

"Sure, everyone just run right past me!" Trazz sighs.

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Opportunity attack vs Nice Boots. To hit: 11 (rolled in OOC), to damage: (1d6+3)[8]

[Jyps]

This time around, Trazz isn’t so accurate, missing the target by an inch!

Both Kobolds, the one wearing nice boots and the slimy one, escaped.

The party is now alone at the small mess hall, surrounded by the remains of the slain enemies.

Amongst the dead, there is the kobold wearing the apron, shot with two arrows; a smoldering ash pile that used to be a little skunk; exploded bits of the big fat skunk; the chubby kobold, persuaded to death by Trazz's swords.. and of course, the wiggly tail from Slimy, still wiggling.

The table has a few copper pieces scattered around playing cards.

Straight ahead, there is a big blue door. To the left, there is a small green door, where the kobolds fled.

Spoiler: Where are we, What's going on?

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You are exploring Castle Grimace (a dungeon) looking for treasure.
In the first room, you found skeletal remains of a halfling, found and disarmed a trap.
Found a letter to Lord Grimace and a magic ring.
From there, you went down a long corridor and found a sleeping guard.
Trazz tied him up.
You went into the Mess Hall where you fought some kobolds.
What else is in this room? A small green door to the left. A large blue door straight ahead.

[Darius Vibrtrar]

The Commodore moves to keep his distance away from the green door, He keeps an arrow knocked as he cuts the angle to be able to look through the doorway at a distance.

"Actually ran... or... waiting to ambush?"

[Jyps]

Peeking through the small green door, Commodore doesn’t see any signs of ambush.

The door leads to a small area that looks like a kitchen. There are pans, pots, buckets of weird looking water, and at the wall there is a hole that looks like a trash shoot.

Looks like the fleeing kobolds jumped in the trash shoot... You can tell by the droplets of green blood from the slimy kobold.

On a table, there are strange small creatures squirming, they look like big caterpillars. There are also bottles of a gooey yellow liquid.

Spoiler: Where are we, What's going on?

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You are exploring Castle Grimace (a dungeon) looking for treasure.
In the first room, you found skeletal remains of a halfling, found and disarmed a trap.
Found a letter to Lord Grimace and a magic ring.
From there, you went down a long corridor and found a sleeping guard.
Trazz tied him up.
You went into the Mess Hall where you fought some kobolds.
What else is in this room? A small green door to the left. A large blue door straight ahead.

[Darius Vibrtrar]

The Commodore releases the catapillars into the trash shoot.

"You should eat those bleeding creatures. have fun."

The commodore inspects the green slime bottles for any use.
(1d20+1)[14] arcane

[JNAProductions]

"We did it!" Lilith says. "What now?"

She follows the others into the kitchen, and checks to see if there's anything tasty in the cupboards.

[Darius Vibrtrar]

The Commodore looks to Lillith

"Well, there is a trash shoot in here that they fled down, and there is the blue door in the other room, Id really prefer the blue door."

[agignac]

Pew enters the kitchen just in time to see the Commodore throw perfectly good food away! "Hey! Don't waste snacks!" Their stomach growls with disappointment.

Staring down the trash shoot, they say, "Blue door it is!"

[Jyps]

Spoiler: Trazz's Nature skill:

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The caterpillars that Commodore sent down the trash shoot are known as Sickla worms. They grow up into a species of carnivorous butterflies (very dangerous!), but in this larva stage they are harmless.

The Sickla worms can be milked to extract a gooey yellow substance known as Sickla Honey.

To the goblins, Sickla honey is delicious and nurturing (eating it restores 1 hp, but you can’t eat more than one portion per day without getting sick).
To Commodore, it smells foul and is slightly poisonous. (Harengon will suffer damage instead of regaining health).

The kitchen has nothing else worth of note.

From the mess hall, there is a door to the kitchen and a large blue door leading elsewhere.
From the kitchen, there is an exit to stairs leading down to another room.
There is also the trash shoot (a hole in the wall, leading down to a dark smelly place)