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2024-03-30, 08:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Island of Misfit Monsters
Hi all!
I'm looking for ideas for a module I'm working on. I need some ideas for Misfit Monsters, like the Island of Misfit Toys. To give you an idea of what I'm looking for, here are some ideas I have so far:
- World's largest hafling (just a regular guy)
- A blind beholder
- A calzone golem (I stole this)
- A were-bunny
- An extremely ugly nymph
- A harpy/siren with a terrible voice
- A tiny titan
- A reverse mermaid/centaur (bottom half human legs, top half fish/horse)
Any input is appreciated!
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2024-03-31, 12:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Island of Misfit Monsters
A vegan illithid.
A wingless fairy.
A corporeal ghost.
A beardless dwarf.
A fleshy skeleton.My Perpetually-Unfinished Homebrew: Tier-3 Class Suite, Homestuck Races for Pathfinder, Homestuck Races for 5e, Psionic Class Redux
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2024-03-31, 03:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Island of Misfit Monsters
A minocentaur! Half minotaur, half centaur. That is, a random horse with a bull's head.
A carrion crawler with ingrown tentacles.
A colorblind mimic who turns into garishly colored chairs and can never figure out why people catch on.
A bonsai treant.
A germophobic otyugh.
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2024-03-31, 09:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Island of Misfit Monsters
going through my idea notes to see if I've got anything:
*Home decorating kaiju Mothra [sic] Stewart
*a dire sponge
*Self-cannibalizing ghouls
*a demon-possessed dad who really does want to take your nose
*a character who got their finger pinched in the door of an outhouse and now every full moon they turn into an outhouse
*a vampire who is a hairdresser (cf bats getting stuck in people's hair)
*The illithid version of riders in the sky are just on the surface of the ground
*Kermit the Frog is a Deep One
*a parody of the evil hand from Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn, except instead of a hand it's somebody's butt or something
*demon who appears as an enormous bifurcated snake with a few feet of open space between the left side and the right side and whose summoning diagram is clearly the circuit diagram for a binary half-adder
*a bunch of kitty cats that bring dead birds and stuff to their owner, but they're all dressed in little cultist robes and leave the dead birds and rats on a cute little stone altar
*a warforged that's also a toaster
*sahugain are mer-klingons
*hide & seek 'it' combined with Stephen King's IT
*skyrim swedish chef
*some kind of combination of modok and madoff (something something Designed Only For Finance)
*a whippet dog wearing a devo hat and abusing inhalants
*animal succubus that seduces animals instead of people, with animal forms instead of humanoid alternate forms, and speak with animals instead of tongues effect
*a nightmare with the personality and coloration of Pinkie Pie (see: https://forums.giantitp.com/showsing...5&postcount=42)
*Juiblex and/or the eponymous prince of darkness from John Carpenter's "Prince of Darkness" depicted as Dragon Quest/Epic Battle Fantasy/Slime Rancher style slimes
*swarm of time flies
*an alien from a very hot planet who has to wear a parka even in places whe'd consider dangerously hot
*really feminine Drow or Gnoll girlie girls
*elfin Walter White who makes blue meth inside of a hollow tree
*Mi-Go that look like paragoombas crossed with yetis
*Jigsaw except his puppet is a Muppet
*cenobites that come out of pokeballs, and/or pokemon that come out of lemarchand's box
*a formian with cordyceps
*a vampire is staked with excalibur, which will cause problems when the rightful king comes to claim the sword
*Deep Ones that are clearly the trashy squid people fromthe Adult Swim series Squidbillies
*Fluttershai-Halud
*Gothzilla
*an anti-monarchist King Kong
*a reverse centaur that's a normal horse but with 4 human legs
*Vampire pirates. Vampirates. But they can't cross water or enter places without people's permission so they're terrible at it
*Pinhead knockoff called Screwball with screws in his head
*Gingko Balboa [sic], a treant boxer
*pacifist tarrasque
*the rabbit of Caer Banog from Monty Python and the Holy GrailLast edited by Bohandas; 2024-04-01 at 12:42 AM.
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2024-04-01, 03:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Island of Misfit Monsters
"This, here, is our Adamantine Horror. It's a CR 9 construct that has a +5 vs magic weapons Razorblade and it has implosion, disintegration, and disjunction as at-will spell-like abilities."
"So, it's just an Adamantine Horror?"
"Precisely."
"Then, what's it doing on this island of monsters that nobody wants?"
"I reiterate: CR 9 at-will Disjunction.""Okay, so I'm going to quick draw and dual wield these one-pound caltrops as improvised weapons..."
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"Oh, hey, look! Blue Eyes Black Lotus!" "Wait what, do you sacrifice a mana to the... Does it like, summon a... What would that card even do!?" "Oh, it's got a four-energy attack. Completely unviable in actual play, so don't worry about it."
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2024-04-01, 05:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Island of Misfit Monsters
*A stupid mindflayer, possibly with the personality of Invader Zim
*A dryad who litters and is slovenly in general, and/or a dryad who is some kind of industrialist in a high pollution industry, like they own a coal mine or something
*a heart elemental
*insecure beholder
*intellectual and/or vegetarian zombie
*a hippie baatezu
*a fascist eladrin
*a cat archon
*a troll who's bad at riddles
*a troll who likes to get a suntan
*a troll who's always worried about injuring themself
*a very large swarm of crainium rats where psychic hivemind has given way to groupthink stupidity
*square-cube law compliant giant insects
*a very poor dragon
*a vampire who faints at the sight of blood
*a vampire with no teeth/with denturesLast edited by Bohandas; 2024-04-01 at 05:50 PM.
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2024-04-01, 06:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Island of Misfit Monsters
A flumph with anxiety as an attendant. There's nothing wrong with him, he's just like that.
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2024-04-01, 11:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Island of Misfit Monsters
*a fire elemental that loves to swim
*an intellectual ogre
*a minotaur with no sense of direction
*a dragon who's taken a vow of poverty
*an inevitable that keeps breakong down
*a kitsune with no tail
*a mummy wrapped in toilet paper
*a salt and pepper mephit
*a pegasus that's afraid of heights
*a sphinx that's bad at riddles
*a were-sponge
*a beautiful hag
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*a fat skeleton
*Drizzt
*a very stern and serious kender
*a huge buff kobold
*a tiefling who's exactly as sinister as they look
*an angel who is a serial killer
*a fire elemental who wants to be an ice sculptor
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*a giant who wants to be a jockey
*a dryad who wants to be a lumberjack
*a sensibly dressed drow
*an aboleth that's afraid of water
*a puritanical satyr
*a non-brooding, content with being a vampire, vampire
*a rabid hound archon
*the OG misfit toys are there as Animated Objects
*a mimic with the personality of Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force and who, like Meatwad, can only turn into an igloo, a giant hotdog, a huge hand giving the middle finger, and samurai Lincoln
*an extremely polluted water elemental with like discarded plastic products and barrels of toxic waste floating in it
*a "water" elemental that's actually made out of beer
*the yuppie giants who were always golfing and skiing in those old Coors Light ads from the 1990's (edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Vf52zdSG0)Last edited by Bohandas; 2024-04-04 at 12:02 AM.
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2024-04-06, 05:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Island of Misfit Monsters
I've always thought about a half-minotaur, half-mermaid, where the poor creature has the top half of a mermaid and the bottom half of a minotaur.
So, in other words, they look human.
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2024-04-11, 10:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Island of Misfit Monsters
A werewolf with alopecia and bad dandruff. The locals call him 'atom bomb' because he's got such fallout.
That Damn Crab, but he really just wants to give people a friendly hug.
A Ghost whose obsession is attempting to play volleyball.Last edited by Saintheart; 2024-04-11 at 10:45 PM.