The Plotless Adventure.

[serow]

Waen shrugs at Kilian. "Sure, I bow to your courage." Looking at the open door, Waen decides to wait until someone else has gone through before following. He'd rather stay in the middle of the group, if possible.

[Mee]

On the other side of the door is a meadow.

Yes, a meadow.
Don't ask why. Please.
There's also a bunny in the middle of it.
But no monsters.

[Tacitus]

Kilian

He gazed into the meadow with a confused look as his eyes tried to focus on the terrain. When his eyes finally brought the small rabbit into focus he took a step forward to allow others through the door, "This cannot be normal. What manner of arcane deceit is this?"

[Mee]

((Now, I'm just going to read off what this says, so:))
Aw, look at that cute li'l fella. Look at his fluffy little cottentail. What a cute little bun-bun he is, sitting there in that meadow. What a cute, perfectly ordinary bunny rabbit. Why don't you go over there and pet him? He'll like it! Oh, we know what you're thinking, but do you really take us for the sort of people who would try to foist off old Holy Grail jokes on you? We're gamers, man! We're above that!
So go on, give him a carrot and a little scritch behind the ear. Yeah, there you go.
Just don't trip on the bones.

((There, that's what the book says, interpret as you will))

[serow]

"So... a bunny. In the middle of nowhere. I wonder... would it be vorpal?"

Looking around a bit more, Waen decides to wait a moment.

[Zimmia]

Illissa

The halfling looks at the bunny in the middle of the meadow and breaks out laughing. "That's got to be one of the silliest things I think I've ever seen! I don't suppose anyone has a dispel magic handy?"

[Mee]

Yet another note:

What? Dispel on a cute li'l bunny?

[Zimmia]

Illissa chuckles and looks up at the ceiling. "Yup, you bet. The whole meadow could be an illusion and when we step outside we fall into the pit of despair!"

[Mee]

Again, a note:

Well . . . maybe.
[insert innocent look]

[Zimmia]

Illissa shuffles through all the previous notes until she gets to the very first one. "And we haven't forgotten about this," she says as she clears her throat and reads:

There, that's better, anyway, if you're reading this, then you must be in the dungeon of, "Aaaaaarrggg"

"Now, unless I'm very much mistaken, dungeon doors just don't open up onto meadows with fluffy bunnies. So if you want to get entertainment value out of us, you're going to have to give up your illusion!"

[Mee]

Yet another note:

Oh yeah, that. Well, uh, it . . .
Okay, fine, dispel it.
But I'm not going to tell you what happens until someone actually dispels it.
Wait, you have ranks in, "Use Magic Item"?

[Zimmia]

Illissa looks around at the others who have fallen through the roof. "I don't suppose any of you here are really powerful wizards or clerics or anything? I think I might have outsmarted myself - I do that sometimes." She pauses a moment to think. "Do any of you have a detect magic handy today?"

[FireFox]

Vulpastrum raises his hand. "I have Detect Magic..."

[Mee]

Another note:

May I direct you to my new, updated last post?

[Zimmia]

Illissa looks at the note that falls from the sky, then the one in her hand and for some reason erupts in a gale of helpless laughter that lasts almost a minute, and includes rolling around on the floor. She finally sits up, brushes most of the debris from her hair and smiles at the ceiling. "I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, thank you. And for your information, yes I do."

She then looks to Vulpastrum and smiles. "I'm not really sure; if you cast detect magic out there would it ping your radar if it was an illusion?"

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Bluff check: (1d20+11)[29]

[Mee]

Yet another note:

Happy to be of service.
So, if that doesn't work. I'll nudge you guys along, but, I'll wait.

[FireFox]

"I think so, yes." Vulpastrum tries to cast it.

[Mee]

Well, you cast it.
And, going by this, you don't see anything.
Do you want to keep studying? Or just go on?

[FireFox]

Vulpastrum shakes his head and steps into the meadow.

[Mee]

Okay, you do.
It's just a meadow. With a bunny in it.
Oh, and re-post:

Just don't trip on the bones.

Yes, bones.

[FireFox]

He looks around
(1d20)[20] +5...

[Mee]

Wow. A 20.
You see a door on the other side of the meadow. Well hidden, but there.
Oh, and bluff check:
(1d20)[12] +10.
If that works, I need a sense motive from Vulpastrum.

[FireFox]

I see a door...
(1d20)[15] +3...

[Mee]

Well, seeing as the thing, most assuredly not the bunny, beat you, and invisible entity throws a chainsaw at you.
Attack roll: (1d20)[13] + 10.
Aw, lookit da bunny! It's eating a flower.

[FireFox]

...So Vulpastrum gets hurt bythe chainsaw...

[Mee]

Yup, doing (1d6)[1] points of damage.
So, are you going to turn around to see what hit you?

[FireFox]

He whirls around...
(1d20)[15] +5...

[Mee]

And all he sees is a bloody chainsaw.
Which, if you want, you could take and use.

[Zimmia]

"Bloody ****, get back in here!" Illissa shouts as some great roaring thing comes out of nowhere and gashes Vulpastrum.

OOC: wait - so the door is what made the bluff check to be a door? Huh? We'll throw another spot check out there: (1d20+12)[15]

[FireFox]

Vulpastrum runs back into the room and stands in the doorway, looking around.
(1d20)[8] +5...