Plotless v2.0.

[Mee]

Behind is . . . running water.

[FireFox]

I listen at the other door.

Listen: (1d20+5)[17]

[Mee]

Nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.

[FireFox]

I cautiously open this door.

Spot: (1d20)[1] +5

[Mee]

You see . . . nothing.
That's right. Nothing.
It's the void.
You only now notice the runes on the door.
I'd recommend closing the door now.

[FireFox]

... I close the door and back away to consider.

[Mee]

The door slams.
Hey, look, note:

Sorry about the door.
The gods didn't have anywhere to put the void, so I took it.

Like the armor?

[FireFox]

I keep ignoring the EMotN and open the other door.

Spot: (1d20+5)[8]

[Mee]

Yet another note:

Pleeeeeeease?

Behind, is a river, (fresh water) fairly narrow, maybe 5 feet wide.
On the other side is a Dire Weasel.
Drinking.

[FireFox]

... I stop and think.

[Mee]

Feel free, think as long as you want.

[FireFox]

I cast a CLW on myself.

Cure: (1d8+2)[3]

[Mee]

Hokay.
Now what?
Note:

The dice hate you.

[FireFox]

I continue ignoring the notes and get my crossbow ready.

[Mee]

((Sorry, I missed your post completely.))
The weasel looks up, finally noticing you.

[FireFox]

I attack it.

Crossbow: (1d20)[3] +3
Damage: (1d8)[8]

[Mee]

You miss. The roller still hates you.

The weasel charges. Using it's full turn to reach you.
Giving you an attack, and an AOO.

[FireFox]

And it jumped the 5 foot river...?

[Mee]

Yeah, it's talented. I uh . . . rolled for it. It made it.
*pretends he didn't forget about the river*

[FireFox]

And that is why I had him shoot at it!

[Mee]

Yeah! You shot! You missed! In it's turn, it charged.
You obviously drew your axe!
Attack! Duh!

[FireFox]

I attack it with my axe then.

Axe: (1d20)[16] +6
Damage: (1d10)[1] +4

[Mee]

It is hit, you wound it, not badly, but hey, you got it.

It tries to bite you.
Attack: (1d20)[16] +6
Damage: (1d6)[4] +3

It bites you, and latches on.
Losing it's DEX bonus to AC.