The Church of McDade

[DeathbyFlossing]

Snowblood melts into a swarm of flesh-eating hamsters, and devours the pair of orcs to the east.

[AlphaLuke]

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the swarm deals (2d6)[4] damage to the two Orcs to the East

[Brandeath]

"SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I scream as I poke my head out and cast a chain missile at the largest group of enemies.

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(4d4+4)[15] on primary creature and (1d4+1)[5], (1d4+1)[2], (1d4+1)[2] for 3 other chumps near him.

[Pakiti]

Nebraska decides that the team needs any advantage they can get immediately, so he flicks his wrist and attempts to cast the spell in his newly-held wand.

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or... not... My character sheet is still blank from the second half down. I don't have my use magic device skill anymore. Damn website. umm... google's cached page says I have a +9 in it. so I'll go with that.

Using inspiration: (1d20+15)[31]
Inspiration remaining: like 13 or something. I'm not sure, the DAMN WEBSITE IS BROKEN

[ZOMGoubeaux]

Bursting from the treeline, the hulking form of Shield, Fullblade in hand, charges straight towards the nearest orc, bringing the enormous weapon down in an arc atop the greenskin's skull.

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Attack w/Foehammer (1d20+11)[25]

Damage (3d8+8)[28] (2d6)[12]

Ignores Damage Reduction

Also, he's flat-footed! Yay!

[AlphaLuke]

The flurry of activity catches the orcs off gaurd. The fireballs in the middle of the camp incinerate several loitering orcs warriors. The smokepowder bomb decimates the rear end of the camp. Snowblood's plague engulfs two unfortunate orcs and reduces them to so much bones. Glyn's missiles of green arcane force leaves a smoking hole in the nearby chaimberlain and knocks three adjacent orcs into an unconcious stupor in the snow. Then, as Nebraska shoots a silvery streak from his wand, the hulking form of Shield bursts from the treeline. He moves from the tree cover and swings Foehammer, now the size of a healthy tree, and cleanly cleaves an orc in twain, split from crown to groin. Mathias waits in hiding within the treeline, lining up his shot for when Gias finally reveals his presence.

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Thank you all for your patience. I'm finally comfortable in my own appartment. I have internet, water, a toilet, even heat! Far better than being homeless. Now, with RELATIVE expedience can we roll initiative? Again, I love all of you. Nice suprise round BTW. You pretty much flanked those orcs hardcore. I'll check again to see initiatives on Superbowl Sunday. Huminah!

[Zato-1]

In a flash Anji ran from his position in the street toward a tent in the back of the camp I'll give these bastards a reason to fear us! he thought as he propped the final bomb against the tent, lit it, and ran.

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Okay, I move to the tent nearest the fire on the south side so move silently(1d20+4)[20], light the bomb and use an action point to GTFO to the east somewhere.

[Pakiti]

Nebraska, planning to attack one of Glyn's targets, notices that they're all taken care of. He pulls out his crossbow and loads it, scanning the field for a vulnerable or easy target.

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unfortunately, its a move to pull out the bow and a move to load it, if I remember correctly. If anyone looks particularly vulnerable, I thought I might check to see, just in case.

[AlphaLuke]

The only readily available targets Nebraska sees are a huddled mass of Orc women and children about ten strong, crying in the Northwest corner of the clearing.

[AlphaLuke]

Kradoom!

Anji's bomb rips another hole out of the Orc encampment. Shards of metal and glass sizzle forth from the tent, sending shrapnel into several Orc warriors, shredding a small Orc child on the Western half of the camp, and shattering one of the chains holding a Hill Giant captive. The Hill Giant screams in agony and rage.

[ZOMGoubeaux]

Bellowing a challenge to all who would oppose him, Shield pushed further into the Orc camp, charging the loosed Hill Giant in an attempt to keep it from getting to the rest of the party, and from joining the fray.

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Intimidate Check to all the Non-party members in the area (1d20+10)[27]

Attack (1d20+14)[32]

Damage (3d8+8)[22]

[DeathbyFlossing]

Weeeee, Blood! Snowblood thinks to himself. Singing a happy song in his head, he proceeds to shred a nearby orc.

[Zato-1]

Growing bored of the orcs pitiful resistance, Anji snaps his fingers and unleashes his deadliest invocation: Ultima.

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(20d20+99)[282] damage to all enemy units