GLoG IV: Please refrain from kidnapping our members

[Vespe Ratavo]

Someone's knocking at the door.

[Fan]

The warforged is knocked against the wall a dulthud signaling his impact as a thin metal spear shot out of a widing hole in the air a clawed hand sitcking its way through.

[ApeofLight]

Garth grumbles as he pulls out his sword and slashes at the hand coming through the rift.

[happyturtle]

Someone's knocking at the door.

A drone answers the door.

Greeting: Welcome to the Good League of Good!
Query: How may I help you?

[Fan]

((is your sword Cold iron, becuase this man is a Fey.))
The man sticking his hand through the portql retracts his hand as the sword comes through leaving a slight slash along his knuckles. Then after a short snarl a thin winding spear of metallaunches otu of the portal at whoever happens to be near.

[Vespe Ratavo]

At the door is the police box. I have a message for the fan boy. May I enter?

[ApeofLight]

No, normal steel.

Garth side steps the spear and goes over and grabs the hand and pulls the guy through, or at least tries.

[happyturtle]

Informative: I will alert Mr Fanboy to your arrival.

[Fan]

Fan will ghost step in front of the ploice box grumblin something about bad timing.
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The man is tossed headfirst through the room he is WAAAAAAYYYYYYY lighter than you would have ever expected however he slams right into the warforged who hits him in the stomach with a banishment.
"Thank you freind that fey was crazy."

[ApeofLight]

" You are most welcome friend. " Garth says resheating his sword and starting to eat his bacon again. " I'm Garth, who might you be? "

[Fan]

The warforged nods, and says in a robotic voice.
"My name is Lykan Mark 12 after my predessor Lykan Mark 11."

[ApeofLight]

" Well Lykan your in the good league of good's base. "

[Vespe Ratavo]

I bring you a message from my master. He has felt the him that you mind control has, quote, "really effed up the space-time continuum," and would like to ask if he is still here, at your base.

[Fan]

"No Vespe is gone, and WHAT mind control? I never exerted any of my power over him to ocmmand him to do anything."
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Lykan:

"GLoG you say?"
He does a scan of the base with X-Ray vision, and dectect magic.

[ApeofLight]

" Yep, where you trying to get here? " He finishes up his delicious bacon.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Very well, then. In that case, my master would also like to know if you now require help planning the bachelor party, now that your best man is currently paradoxed out of existence.

Yes, my master knows that. I'm not entirely sure how. I asked him, and he just mumbled something about a, quote, "timey-wimey ball."

[Fan]

Lykan facepalms.
"I was trying to get back to base, but the damned Fey nailed me as I was warping mid flight."
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"time paradoxs never last for Long I do believe that time is a slef repairng mechanism, but yes I would like soem help with the bachelor party. Also WHAT is a timey wimey ball?"

[Ashen Lilies]

((I'm not your best man?))

((Absolute deadtime, by guys.))

[ApeofLight]

" Where were you trying to go? "

[Vespe Ratavo]

Excellent. I have been told to remain here and assist you. My master will speak now. The police box warps into the living room.

A hologram of Evil Vespe projects into the room. Hello Fanboy. Sorry I couldn't be here in person, but the last time I was I had to kill myself.

And about the ball...people tend to assume time is a linear progression of cause and effect, but it's more like a big, wibbly wobbly ball of timey-wimey stuff.

Let me put it this way. It's like a big ball of string, all connected to each other. Sometimes, if you pull a lose end, it'll shift some other strings. Sometimes, it's so tightly wound it won't change. Sometimes you'll pull out a string or two. And sometimes, the whole thing falls apart.

What do you think of that? Made it up myself.

[Fan]

"To the Soul forge of curse to recouperate."
You'll notice that he is sparking, and he has some MASSIVE dents.

[ApeofLight]

" Well if you have enough energy I suggest you go there. "

[Fan]

Fan says
"So vespe, adn Tessa will come back eventually? Becuase time isn't really a problem for me."
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Lykan attempts to get up from his sitting postition, and finds that even the slightest movement cause him to red out (blinding pain)
"No good. Cant move."

[ApeofLight]

Garth looks over at Fanboy. " Hey, Fanboy do we have a repair shop or something in this place. "

[Fan]

Fan calls back to garth.
"In the air hanger that Randy made!"-
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Lykan reds out a giant spark of eletricty flowing alogn his form.

[Vespe Ratavo]

They might, they might not. But until then, I'll be happy to help with the planning and logistics of any parties, provided that all relevant figurative and not-so-figurative amplifiers are cranked up to eleven.

[happyturtle]

((*applause* Nice save of the bachelor party by E Vespe! ))

((Also, if Tessa were here, she'd point out that you didn't *have* to kill yourself. She would have let you go. Eventually....))

[ApeofLight]

" Come on then. " Garth says picking him up and heading to the hangar.

[Fan]

Lykan is HEAVY although less heav then he would normally due to him havign a hole straight through him.
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"Well so long as it isn't rap music I'm fien with it being loud."

[ApeofLight]

Seeing as Garth wields a greatsword with one hand I don't think heavy is a problem.

Also I like to use bold to emphasize things.