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2008-10-06, 09:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
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- Surreal St.
Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Frankly, I wasn't expecting that since gumdrops tend to be very very small. About an inch in diameter. Either way, Benny's clone pokes Coplantor with a golem stick. Every prod, the stick yells "POKY!"
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2008-10-06, 09:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2008
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- Conquering Monochromia!
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
I WAS THERELife is like a dungeon master, if it smiles at you, you just know that something terrible is about to happen
Now I haz deviant!
The DnD Logic
Now I haz Blog!
avatar by Me!
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2008-10-06, 10:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- The Steamboat
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Haruki lies down on the couch with the TV on.
"...uh... I'm not feeling so good..."
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2008-10-06, 11:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2008
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Hey! What's on TV?
I WAS THERELife is like a dungeon master, if it smiles at you, you just know that something terrible is about to happen
Now I haz deviant!
The DnD Logic
Now I haz Blog!
avatar by Me!
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2008-10-06, 11:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2007
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- avatar by Ashen Lilies
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
My avatar! Isn't it just utterly diabolical? Ashen Lilies made it!
"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
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2008-10-06, 11:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2008
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
I'll help you.
Coplantor ate her head.I WAS THERELife is like a dungeon master, if it smiles at you, you just know that something terrible is about to happen
Now I haz deviant!
The DnD Logic
Now I haz Blog!
avatar by Me!
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2008-10-06, 11:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2005
Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"Behave, you..." Darius dashes out from a nearby shadow and kicks coplantor in the groin. "Carefull, he's going fetal." Darius steps over him and sits down by a fireplace.
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach...in a quick upward motion."
Avatar by The Stoney One.
Signature art by Ink.
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2008-10-06, 11:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2007
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Decker runs around in circles like a
chickenswan with her head cut off.My avatar! Isn't it just utterly diabolical? Ashen Lilies made it!
"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
Spoiler: Interested in Nexus FFRP? Newcomers welcome!
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2008-10-06, 11:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
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- Surreal St.
Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
The difference between Baldrick and Benny is that Benny's cunning plan would work. Deckers head regrows suddenly. That's probably because Benny does experiments on AMENites in their sleep.
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2008-10-06, 11:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2008
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Coplantor, still fetal with a smashed groin says:
Hi Darius, long time no see, huh?
Look at that, she's running headless, oh, wait, fun just got spoiled, silly Benny and his silly experiments
*POP*
Coplabtor's head turned into a duck (A full duck, not a duck's head)I WAS THERELife is like a dungeon master, if it smiles at you, you just know that something terrible is about to happen
Now I haz deviant!
The DnD Logic
Now I haz Blog!
avatar by Me!
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2008-10-06, 11:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2007
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Decker swan flirts with Coplantor's duck head.
My avatar! Isn't it just utterly diabolical? Ashen Lilies made it!
"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
Spoiler: Interested in Nexus FFRP? Newcomers welcome!
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2008-10-06, 12:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2008
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Heh, How you're doin'?
I WAS THERELife is like a dungeon master, if it smiles at you, you just know that something terrible is about to happen
Now I haz deviant!
The DnD Logic
Now I haz Blog!
avatar by Me!
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2008-10-06, 06:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2007
- Location
- The Nation of Procrasti
Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"YES! We finally corrupted Haruki!"
Uncle runs over to Haruki, pulling a stack of items from his pocket. "Here's your "Evil and Proud of It!" button, your "I Was An Angel, I Fell From Grace, And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" T-shirt, your application form for Babyholics Anonymous…" Uncle trails off. "Who, me? Preparing for this day ever since Haruki joined AMEN? Never!"Quote Of TheWeekWhenever I Feel Like Updating It (last updated 1/17/12)SpoilerOriginally Posted by Phase
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2008-10-06, 06:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2008
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2008-10-06, 07:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- The Steamboat
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
The potion starts acting up again, Haruki falls off the couch and stays on all fours on the ground. His expression seems to be changing. It looks like his face is getting red.
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2008-10-06, 07:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
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- Not there.
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Haruki! People! Gah! We need a defibrillator thingy mcbob!
Last edited by Atomsized; 2008-10-06 at 07:52 PM.
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2008-10-06, 07:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- The Steamboat
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Haruki suddenly starts getting up. "I'm... I'm.... I'm..... GUH...!"
He turns to look at Atomsized. His face is completely changed.
"IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!"
Spoiler
Atomsized suddenly finds himself lazored to oblivion.Last edited by Haruki-kun; 2008-10-06 at 08:00 PM.
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2008-10-06, 08:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2007
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- The Nation of Procrasti
Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Uncle sidles away from Haruki, stuffing his pamphlets back in his pocket. "Oookay. That's not disturbing."
Last edited by Uncle Festy; 2008-10-06 at 08:06 PM.
Quote Of TheWeekWhenever I Feel Like Updating It (last updated 1/17/12)SpoilerOriginally Posted by Phase
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2008-10-06, 08:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- The Steamboat
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Haruki's face returns to normal.
"Whoa... what the... what was THAT???"
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2008-10-06, 08:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
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- Not there.
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
AHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Atomsized eyes (and the rest of him) are burned to oblivion. Which is actually somewhere, because he then drops back into candyland. There is sees the gingerbread man with a knife in his arm.
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2008-10-06, 08:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Over thattaway
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Vespe quickly springs into action with the Babelfish gun.
Haruki's words change to I PLACE FIRES AT MAY LAZOR!
Haruki will find himself on fire.Last edited by Vespe Ratavo; 2008-10-06 at 08:42 PM.
Avatar and sig-banner by Mr_Saturn.
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2008-10-06, 08:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Atomsized returns to the base from the candyland portal. As a baby. He still keeps all his talking abilities.
Geez, something weird keeps happening every time i end up in there.....
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2008-10-06, 08:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2006
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
There is a click, and suddenly Fullbladder is pointing an antique revolver at Haruki's head. In the time it takes to look towards the goblin, a dusty old army helmet materializes on his head, and his beard warps back into five o-clock shadow.
"I will not subject the people of this base to such a monster. I elect to kill you you first, before it manifests again."
He smiles a crooked smile, and begins to monologue how he has prepared for this day, as he has prepared to kill all AMENites.Last edited by Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins; 2008-10-06 at 08:44 PM.
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And so begins the Age of Extinction! The Year of the Dinosaurs! And the Reign of the Predacons!
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2008-10-06, 08:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- The Steamboat
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"GAH!"
Haruki runs around trying to get the fire off. The Lazor, however, does not seem to be reacting enough for him to fire at Vespe, so he simply runs around in flames, looking desperately for help.
As a last resort, he starts banging the Fourth Wall.
"WHAT??? I'm busy!"
"HALP! HALP!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!"
"So what? I thought you had some Angelic resistance to fire?"
"I HAD... oh.............. right.........."
Still on fire, Haruki walks to the couch and sits, patting Vespe on the back with his hand, which is still in flames.
EDIT:
AND THEN he's killed by Fullbladder's bullet.
EDIT 2: No, wait, no he's not. Misread. Bullet hasn't been fired. I should probably try sleeping sometime.Last edited by Haruki-kun; 2008-10-06 at 08:50 PM.
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2008-10-06, 08:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Atomsized then crawls up to his 4th wall and starts banging on it.
Get. Me. Out. Of. Here. Now.
But....but....i can't resist!
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2008-10-06, 08:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Over thattaway
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Vespe stops.
And before he drops or rolls, his player leaps in. Stop! Hammertime!
Avatar and sig-banner by Mr_Saturn.
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2008-10-06, 08:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Cosmo Canyon
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
GM walks into the base Interesting. how did you manage to do that hmm? he seems to be asking Haruki's player
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2008-10-06, 08:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
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- Not there.
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2008-10-06, 09:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- The Steamboat
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"Er... well, it involved Inkscape on my side. Dunno about the character..."
"What the heck???" asks Haruki, "it was supposed to be a harmless chemistry set! Where do these things come fr-- FIRE MAH LAZOR! BLAAAAAAAAAAAARGH"
Haruki Lazors Festy. "Oh... uhm... sorry! "Last edited by Haruki-kun; 2008-10-06 at 09:44 PM.
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2008-10-06, 09:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2006
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"Stop it! I want to get through the story of how I preapred to kill you all in the event of it being necessary before I can kill you!"
Fulllbladder begins to sweat.
"Oh, screw it."
And then he shoots Haruki in the head.The above post sponsored by Fullbladder Manufacturing.
And so begins the Age of Extinction! The Year of the Dinosaurs! And the Reign of the Predacons!