AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

[Goblin Music]

thank you. GM bows to Haruki's player i am glad we know

[Haruki-kun]

"What?"

The bullet hits Haruki's head. The body disappears, as usual.

[Coplantor]

OK, now that Haruki is gone for a while, we must discuss this... WHAT THE %$%/$"/$/%$& WAS THAT?????????

[Goblin Music]

What this? a lazor cannon bolt then presides to rip through Coplantor's shoulder.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder looks across the smoking barrel of his gun at Coplantor.

"'Twas a horror much known in this Internet-based multiverse, I fear. And one that shall continue to manifest.

"I shall have to hunt down Haruki's respawn point, and destroy it. It is the only way."

[Haruki-kun]

Haruki walks back into the base from re-spawn and flicks what's left of the bullet at Fullbladder's forehead.

"*sigh* Well, what am I supposed to about it now? Just keep going when I could have a Lazor attack any second?"

[Boo]

Benny looks at his collection of syringes, then picks one out from his jacket. He stabs Haruki in the back of the neck with it, turning him into a lolcat. "It's the onwy cure for wazorz."

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder catches the bullet-remains.

"You could point me in the direction of your resurrection thingy, and I could destroy it, killing you FOREVER AND ALWAYS, thusly freeing you from this plane of existance and saving us all from your condition!"

At times like this, it's best to ignore him. He's just spouting idiotically anyway.

[Haruki-kun]

Haruki ignores Fulbladder, as the narrator said.

All of a sudden Haruki finds himself turned into a LOLcat.

"....angry cat iz angry."

Haruki leaps at Benny and scratches his face so hard it stains the couch with blood. A lot of it. Finally, he leaps back and Lazorz him.

[Boo]

Before Haruki lazorz Benny, the LOLcat syndrome counteracts it. Now Haruki is just a LOLcat with no lazorz. Although he might have the powers of endcat, or something.

HOLYCAT?

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Also, Benny's face regenerates. Paddington then comforts him, and reassures him that Haruki is his friendy wendy.

[happyturtle]

Decker has opened a portal to a lake in the middle of the living room, and is swimming around happily, seemingly oblivious to the madness.

[Haruki-kun]

Haruki goes off to Magtok's lab, and comes back out as an Angel again.

"That's great, genius, but guess what? You didn't fix anything at all. And LOLcats DO fire lazors. Proof? I just did."

[Darkcomet]

Darkcomet jumps in to avoid being syringed, lazor'd, HOLYCAT'd, etc. He drops nearly into the water but stops immediately before he would hit the water. He's telekinetically floats above it.

I figured it was safer in here.

[happyturtle]

"Watch out for the piranhas though," Decker says.

One might note that there do not appear to be any piranhas tearing at Decker's underside. Which means she must be joking. Probably.

[Darkcomet]

No worries, I'm not in the water.

[Phase]

Haruki goes off to Magtok's lab, and comes back out as an Angel again.

"That's great, genius, but guess what? You didn't fix anything at all. And LOLcats DO fire lazors. Proof? I just did."

"That sort of circular logic is just crazy enough to work!"

[Shas aia Toriia]

Shas' dreadnought decides to wander in. Shas is, obviously, in it.

IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!

At this, the lascannons on the Dreadnought fire at anybody nearby. There is, unfortunately, no "Blaaargh" side effect.

[Uncle Festy]

Haruki Lazors Festy. "Oh... uhm... sorry! "

Uncle is Lazored.
Mr. Jingles, the undead cat, walks in. "Hey."

[sheepofoblivion]

sheep is lazored as well. Well, that's not the normal way someone would say they missed them, but I'm keeping an open mind.

[Goblin Music]

GM's airspeeder is not lazored it has shields
GM lazors dreadnought.

[Coplantor]

Coplanotor walks in holding a strange book.

Hey guys! I found this book about interior designing and... Well, look what I've done to the living room, or should I say... the "LIVING" room!

The room is actually breathing and moaning, sheesh, thank god for the fourth wall that keeps me safe from that idiot.

[Boo]

What do you mean starts? Benny redid all of AMEN a while ago. People just don't really notice it.

Also, Benny takes his book back from Coplantor. "Mine!"

[Coplantor]

Hey! Give me back my decornomicon!

[Darkcomet]

Darkcomet floats back out. He sees the living room.

Sigh...

He floats in just such a way so that the room can't kill him.

[Boo]

Considering that all of AMEN is one big "Living Room" Thanks to Benny, I doubt it will actually do anything. With Coplantors little wave of his hand, I think the main room just got a bit agravated. Maybe feed it a plane full of people. "Here comes the air plane!"

Benny tries to read the books title, then has Paddington do it for him. "Brawryrawr" "Oh, dis isn't my book. Dis is Dwaken's!" Benny then feeds it to the Living Room.

[Darkcomet]

DC's thoughts: If that was Draken's, then maybe he'll be pissed off at Benny now and not me...

DC then finds a mouth and force feeds it a tranquilizer.

[Haruki-kun]

"*sigh*

Benny, what am I gonna do with you? Now you're gonna have that thing come after you and eternally and brutally punish you for it! 'Eternally' being a word which here means 'until his player finds something better to do'."

[Boo]

Benny stares at Haruki blankly. Once he finishes talking, Benny starts playing with a loose flap of skin on the floor. "Wiggwy..."

[Coplantor]

No, It was my book, aw... I've been saving for it since, well, since I've been saving money for it... Now that I've failed as an interiors designer I'll need a new profession... What's this book about?

Coplantor picks a book that appeared through a fiery portal.

Esoteric Odontology? Who wants to be a dentist anyway...

Coplantor throws the book away, you know, that was very insuting towards dentists...

Hey, limit yourself to narrate!

I might be a dentist, have you ever stopped to think about it? Huh?

Yeah, but you're not, so shut up! I have enough dealing with the voices in my hand (Yes, hand, not head) to start an argue with you.

[Haruki-kun]

"Whoa! You have voices, too???"

"STOP TALKING TO OTHER PEOPLE'S CHARACTERS! AND GET BACK ON YOUR SIDE OF THE FOURTH WALL!"

"You know, you're the one who always wanted to bring it down!"

"Yeah, but that was before you were given a text color and everything!"