AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

[Saurous]

SP abruptly puffs in and lights both Sheep and Darkcomet on fire with a flamethrower. He then runs away, laughing maniacally and shouting: "I win! I always win!"

[Darkcomet]

DC stops himself in midair, and pretty much ignores being stabbed and on fire. He eventually flies to a hospital and back.

There, he died. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?

[sheepofoblivion]

it's hard to be happy while on fire, but sure, why the hell not.

[Darkcomet]

((Meh. The death-avoiding was mostly because of the over-killing of when he joined. Isn't that right, Mr. Shotguns and C4?))

[sheepofoblivion]

((well with only about 6 posters who can actually respond, about 4 of them indestructable in their seniority who I won't cross again (as it didn't work out last time), it doesn't leave a lot of people to kill...

[Darkcomet]

((Hm, good point. GM is indestructible, Magtok is too awesome, Benny has Paddington, and other stuff. Got to give you a bit of challenge though, don't I?

One question though. Why does it display you as offline while you are still actively posting?))

DC finds a chair and sits down.

[sheepofoblivion]

((meh, I always am on invisible, so I don't give people the false impression that I'm there when I really aren't... I dunno, I'm a little lazy that way. I'd rather just leave myself on invisible and never have to change to "online" or "offline" ... everyone always asks me that...))

[PirateMonk]

PM sets things on fire, and looks around for someone else.

[sheepofoblivion]

Hey PM, I never understood this... How is your belkar the gourmet chef avatar temporary if you've had it the entire time I've been a member of AMEN... which was a long. Long. time...

[Darkcomet]

PM sets things on fire, and looks around for someone else.

DC's being mentally unstable somewhere.

[sheepofoblivion]

are you kidding me? Like, AMEN is unstable, The base has an aura of mental unstable-ness. Once you enter, you can never be the same again. The experiences of AMEN leave one scarred for life! Some cope with easygoing humour, others are left mere shells of themselves! No one can survive the ordeals of amen without mental damage! There is no where safe here! No WHERE!!!!

...not really. I just felt like saying that.

[Goblin Music]

GM walks in with two pistol grip shotguns which are pointing at sheep and DC Hail.
He looks ready to shoot both of them

[sheepofoblivion]

sheep looks up from his book

oh, hey man.

he then continues to read.

[Darkcomet]

DC simply glares.

It won't work.

The shotgun pointed at DC flies out of GM's hand, into one of the base's many mouths.

[Goblin Music]

The gun wavers instead of fly it is made to be immune to Godmoding. it is also resistant to whatever Psionics you are trying

[PirateMonk]

Hey PM, I never understood this... How is your belkar the gourmet chef avatar temporary if you've had it the entire time I've been a member of AMEN... which was a long. Long. time...

((It was originally a sigatar, but then they banned animated avatars. I never got around to getting a better. This was my original:


))

PM glances at Darkcomet. "Have you finally realized that you can't get away with being a member of this organization without being somehow insane?"

[sheepofoblivion]

but... wha?... did you just changed your sig...?

ah, I see... I wish animated ones were allowed... then I could thrive in my flash animation skills... (or lack of them...)

[Darkcomet]

He's PTSDing, if it's not too clear.

...

He goes off away from GM, who is being annoying.

[sheepofoblivion]

sheep trips him as he walks off.

Jolly Good show!

((I'm Fremantle yay!))

[Darkcomet]

DC simply catches himself and continues walking.

[sheepofoblivion]

meh, I didn't expect any less, I was just bored.

With that, sheep goes off to play PS3

[Darkcomet]

DC slumps down in a corner.

Later, if anyone looks, he's gone.

[Haruki-kun]

Haruki looks back from the couch. "Can you people knock it off? I'm trying to avoid 200 lightning bolts in a row, which is hard enough without you guys killing each other and making such a racket!

.....Also, it looks like the Fridge is on fire. And so's the table. And the Kitchen Area in general. And the pool. So, yeah..."

He goes back to playing.

[Draken]

Behold!

No Draken as of yet, he is sleeping on the spooky edge of reality, the end of time and space.

Spooky.

So now I present you a critter.

A rabbit with brown fur hops out of Draken's laboratory and starts wandering the main room.

[Haruki-kun]

Haruki curiously throws a carrot at the rabbit, wondering what might happen.

[Boo]

The TV spontaneously grows a mouth. "You'll never get the Onion Knight! NEVAAAA!!" It continues trying to demoralize Haruki, but in cruder language that I'd prefer not to say.


Meanwhile in Magtoks box. "Anybody wanna pway house?"

[Draken]

The rabbit gets scared and runs bellow the couch.

Bad Haruki.

[Darkcomet]

The computer's attached camera watches it come out of Draken's lab.

Activity detected from Draken's lab. Terminate.

The computer fires a laser at the couch.

Terminate.

[Draken]

Upon being terminated the rabbit's contingent spell effect is triggered, releasing an Explosive Apocalypse from the Sky (Sonic) upon the base.

Everyone and everything takes 250.010d6 damage.

Unless you make a reflex save. Then it is just 5d6 damage.

The walls get no save, the base is obliterated again.

The rebuild system starts it's job and finishes reconstructing the base shortly after.

[Darkcomet]

It shot the couch...