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2008-10-11, 11:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Haruki takes no damage because he covers himself with his blanket and as has been previously stated, he is immune to any damage that in any way relates to dice.
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2008-10-11, 11:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
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2008-10-11, 11:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2007
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- The Southern Wildlands
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Well the couch colapsed on the rabbit.
Or the bulled pierced the couch and hit the rabbit.
Or the rabbit fell on one of the thousands of traps everywhere in the base, the fact remains that it exploded into a 500 mile radius sonic boom.
That must have been pretty loud now that you think about it.
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2008-10-11, 11:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2007
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Last edited by happyturtle; 2008-10-11 at 11:23 AM.
My avatar! Isn't it just utterly diabolical? Ashen Lilies made it!
"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
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2008-10-11, 11:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
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- Surreal St.
Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Unfortunately the TV was asploded before Haruki could save his progress. He now has to dodge 200 lightning bolts all over again. Woo! Go Draken!
Benny on the otherhand was tucked away in Magtoks box. He's still trying to find someone who wants to play house with him.
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2008-10-11, 11:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"GAHH!!!!"
Haruki throws the controller at the screen and walks away furiously, stopping only to turn around, yell at the TV, go "BLAAAARGH!", and Lazor it.
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2008-10-11, 12:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Magtok, quite honestly isn't the type to enjoy this sort of exchange, and decides to try to end it before any more apologies and junk are exchanged.
Yes, well, I'm sure you have a league to vice preside over, and the radioactive spiders aren't going to be spread across New York by themselves.
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2008-10-11, 12:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2007
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"Nah, that's not my job any more. I'm just an ordinary member now. But... yeah. Be seein' ya."
Turtle shapeshifts into a giant butterfly and flies away.My avatar! Isn't it just utterly diabolical? Ashen Lilies made it!
"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
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2008-10-11, 12:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Haruki simply watches her fly away.
"So, hey, Maggy! What have you been up to lately? Anything that requires a smitin' or a sarcastic comment or something? Come on, gime something to do. This place has been quiet lately."Last edited by Haruki-kun; 2008-10-11 at 12:41 PM.
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2008-10-11, 12:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2006
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Just then, in a suitably dramatic fashion, the door to the room is slammed open, depositing a beaten and battered Fullbladder within the room just as his knees give out. His face is bruised, and his mechanical body is scratched, worn, and missing parts.
He begins to crawl inside, muttering something about 'it all [going] wrong'.The above post sponsored by Fullbladder Manufacturing.
And so begins the Age of Extinction! The Year of the Dinosaurs! And the Reign of the Predacons!
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2008-10-11, 12:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Magtok puts a hand to his chin.
Well, I went back in time and tricked some kid to assassinate Archduke Franz Ferdinand, invented forty-two flavors of ice cream lethal to anyone without at least two vowels in their name, put a piranha plant in your bathroom's toilet, discovered the lost arm of the cabinet, and invented a new kind of death trap.
Yeah, not much, really. Sorry.
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2008-10-11, 12:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"Holy crap. "
Haruki tries to heal Fullbladder. Healing Magic on mechanical bodies is of course a complete and utter failure.
"Ah, well, it looks like you've been having fun lately. Just remember to recycle."Last edited by Haruki-kun; 2008-10-11 at 12:43 PM.
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2008-10-11, 12:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"Why don't you just heal the head, then, Haruki?" Fullbladder comments dryly.
Out in the hallway, a distant moaning can be heard.The above post sponsored by Fullbladder Manufacturing.
And so begins the Age of Extinction! The Year of the Dinosaurs! And the Reign of the Predacons!
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2008-10-11, 01:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"Hang on! Somebody's moaning in the hallway! It might be an injured person!"
Haruki sprints to the hallway and stops outside the door.
"We have a Hallway??? "Last edited by Haruki-kun; 2008-10-11 at 01:07 PM.
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2008-10-11, 01:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
The DC Program comes back online after being asploded.
It may or may not be a zombie Coplantor. Considering Fullbladder's not using Coplantor's body anymore...Avatar by Ashen Lilies.
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2008-10-11, 01:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"He has no concept of cliche, does he?" the goblin asks no one, looking at the door.
In the hallway, Haruki is likely to find a rather boring monster. It is, in point of fact, Magtok. And yet it is not, due to that fact that Magtok is in the room and this thing has decaying flesh and shredded machinery. It shuffles along, making rather good progress, following the weaving trail of oil and pickling brine that Fullbladder had left as he stumbled along before.
To the perceptive, and those who don't care, it is that most boring of monsters, the humble zombie.
The not-Magtok moans as its dead eyes register Haruki's presence.The above post sponsored by Fullbladder Manufacturing.
And so begins the Age of Extinction! The Year of the Dinosaurs! And the Reign of the Predacons!
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2008-10-11, 01:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Magtok floats by after Haruki, and raises an eyebrow.
So that's what's being done with my dead, now?
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2008-10-11, 01:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
DC walks in and sees the zombie-Magtok. He turns and sees Fullbladder using a mechanical body.
So what happened to the Coplantor body?Last edited by Darkcomet; 2008-10-11 at 01:29 PM.
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2008-10-11, 01:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Haruki walks back into the room.
"Oh, never mind. It was a rather boring monster. It was, in point of fact, Magtok. And yet it was not, due to that fact that Magtok is over there and this thing has decaying flesh and shredded machinery. It shuffled along, making rather good progress, following the weaving trail of oil and pickling brine that you left as it stumbled along before. It was just a humble zombie.
Now that I've successfully repeated every single thing your narration said, shall we get to healing stuff?"
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2008-10-11, 01:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"That'd be that one," Fullbladder replies to Darkcomet, pointing up the hallway to the stairwell.
Coplantor's headless corpse lurcheses along there, moaning as well.
"It's rather difficult to use a dead body when it lurches back from death like that."
He waits a moment.
"Oh screw it. The dead! The dead walk the streets of Kalis! And their victims--their victims become like them! The living dead!"Last edited by Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins; 2008-10-11 at 01:36 PM.
The above post sponsored by Fullbladder Manufacturing.
And so begins the Age of Extinction! The Year of the Dinosaurs! And the Reign of the Predacons!
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2008-10-11, 01:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"Easy zombie people. I'm only nice to you because I feel like it. Don't get on my bad side."
The Angel starts casting Healing spells on Fullbladder's head.
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2008-10-11, 01:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
The zombies suddenly float into the middle of the hallway, and seem to be having a conversation. Of moaning, of course.
Then they dance.
Dance, my minions!Avatar by Ashen Lilies.
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2008-10-11, 01:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"........YOUR minions? I don't recall you being a Necromancer, as far as I remember."
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2008-10-11, 01:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
I'm not. But I can do this.
Mag-Zombie and Co-Zombie fly at Haruki, fists first.Avatar by Ashen Lilies.
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2008-10-11, 01:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"Sanctuary."
As the Zombies come closer, their rotting flesh starts to burn and disappear.
"Basic Math, my good friend. Undead + Holy = No more undead. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll now use math against you one more time."
After saying this, Haruki walks towards DarkComet and Divides him by Zero.
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2008-10-11, 01:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
I am not a number.
The attack fails.Avatar by Ashen Lilies.
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2008-10-11, 02:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"You, sir, are once again looking for logic and sense, in this case Mathematically speaking, in a world where there never should be any. Your interpretation of division by zero is apparently based in its entirety on how the procedure holds true in the real world, and that cannot be the case in a universe based on the internet. Now, allow me to a splain.
In this case Division by zero would be a power higher than you can imagine and the sole paradox of it would destroy you completely, which is what I have just done, or attempted to do if you had not taken a moment to point out that it makes no sense for division to be attempted in concepts other than numbers or variables. This, however, holds untrue, as numbers and variables are a representation of things in the real world. For example..."
Haruki adds 20 to Fullbladder. Something big and heavy falls on his head.
"Now subtraction," says the Angel, as he subtracts 2 from Magtok, this resulting in the Cyborg losing an arm and a leg.
"Multiplication." Haruki multiplies Coplantor, wherever he is, by 0. Coplantor suddenly disappears.
"And of course, simple fractions, or division, which is basically the same. Unless, of course, we're dividing by 0."
The Angel finally divides DarkComet by 0. And it freakin' works. Use your imagination.
"And that concludes today's class!"Last edited by Haruki-kun; 2008-10-11 at 02:03 PM.
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2008-10-11, 02:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Fullbladder goes splat. Deep within the base, more zombies moan endlessly.
A thousand dead AMENites, a hydra, cyborgs, goblins, elves, and a host of others shuffle around in the tunnels far below the base, where there are no stairs.Last edited by Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins; 2008-10-11 at 02:05 PM.
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And so begins the Age of Extinction! The Year of the Dinosaurs! And the Reign of the Predacons!
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2008-10-11, 02:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Aaugh!
Magtok falls to the ground, and begins bleeding and limping as he tries to find some source of help.
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2008-10-11, 02:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2007
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Decker flies in. "Ooh! Maths! Cool!"
Decker's player tacks up a poster to help with the lessons:
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"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
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