AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

[happyturtle]

"So you've infiltrated the visitor's centre. How are they going to get into the main base?" Decker asks, munching on a rotting camerazard corpse.

[Darkcomet]

A voice comes from nowhere again.

Through the portal of course! They'll get into the detention cell ducts and out into the base.

[happyturtle]

"But their portal only passes good aligned people. Unless they drop the alignment blockers to let visitors through. At least I think that's what I've picked up by watching when my player is running her idiot barbarian."

[Darkcomet]

There is one that lets non-good individuals through.

DC knows from experience.

[happyturtle]

"Yeah, but that portal only opens when they tell it to. So..." she thinks. "We need to get someone to go to GLoG with a good story, so that the drones will open that portal, and then the camerazards can run through when the portal is open."

[Darkcomet]

DC ponders.

Someone could go and wreck the visitors' center so the portal will open so someone can come to drag them to the cells.

I nominate Not Me.

By this time he's done with the hacking.

No stopping him now.

[happyturtle]

"Hey! I'm Not You!" Decker reverts to her teenage girl form, jumping up and down with one arm in the air. "Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Pick me!"

[Darkcomet]

...

Alright, take this.

DC hands her a little mini-tv with a communicator.

I'll see what you see when you're there. And I'll be able to tell you when to portal the hell out of there.

[PirateMonk]

"Wouldn't it be easier to claim to be selling something?"

[Darkcomet]

We need the portal to the detention center to open.

[happyturtle]

"Wheee! Here I go!" Decker rips a portal to the GLoG visitor's centre and runs through.

[Darkcomet]

DC laughs.

Not maniacally.

But he laughs.

[PirateMonk]

PM follows Decker to the Visitor center.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder produces a remote, upon the pressing of the button of which produces a floating TV screen.

Thus AMEN manages to continue monitering GLoG.

"They'd have gotten in anyway, somehow. They don't really have an alignment."

[Darkcomet]

DC looks annoyed.

Hm...

He ponders on how Decker's going to get out of there.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"I'm sure there ventilation ducts near her cell. She's resourceful. Something in her repetoire must work."

[sheepofoblivion]

sheep looks around, munching on an oversized bag of flaming hot cheetos. You, you and you, have a giant gladiator match for my amusement, now!

[Darkcomet]

Portals don't work...

Maybe the swan trick...

[happyturtle]

Things with no alignment can't pass the portals. They'd need to be good-aligned, Turtle's player says. Maybe you could hire KR-15 to rescue her or something. Well, goodnight all.

*she poof away, but probably not before someone kills her in some comical manner*

[sheepofoblivion]

sheep hits DC's head, didn't you just hear me? Now!

[Darkcomet]

You can't do that.

You can't fly.

He's way up in the air.

[sheepofoblivion]

technically I could fly, but I'd rather just watch tv, so if you'll excuse me...

with that, sheep walks off to his room.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

In Sheep's room, several of Fullbladder's Transformers (the toys) are duking it out in a makeshift Roman Coliseum, made out of the remains of Sheep's TV.

And yes, the toys are animate.

[Boo]

You can't do that.

Do we have to put you back into your AMEN training bra?

Benny sits in the mag-box waiting for the next person to visit him and play House. He's balancing an unlabeled syringe on a bone from the angel kid with lupus.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

I always wondered where he got such firm support.

[Darkcomet]

*facepalm*

DC's player's arm pokes through a hole in the fourth wall.

He shoots Fullbladder and Benny as retaliation to their players' jokes. He also shoots Fullbladder's sunglasses.

Shut up!

DC flees as he is invisible and can hide.

[Boo]

Paddington taps DC's player on the shoulder before letting him turn around. Yes, he is behind you. Don't look! He'll kill you instantly! Plus, he's invisible. Veeeeeeeeeery invisible.

In AMEN, Benny is unharmed since he was in the Mag-box. The Mag-box rox your sox. And thus, everyones socks start to vibrate off their feet.

[Darkcomet]

Without looking, DC's player blasts Paddington in the head with the gun.

If this doesn't work, he dives for the hole in the fourth wall he was sticking his arm through.

[Boo]

It doesn't work since you don't have any such powers outside of AMEN. Nice try though. Also, since you're in AMEN now...

DC's player suddenly becomes a girl platypus. "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiisteh Plaaaaaaaaaaatypuuuuuuuuuus!! There's a girl platypus here to see you!" And this is why players don't enter AMEN for longer than one post.

[Darkcomet]

DC flings his player back through. Since platypus-transformations are impossible there, he turns back to normal.

Urk.

Look out! Bear!