AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

[Lex-Kat]

One is a letter from NO. The other is a shiny piece of paper, with nothing written on it.

[Morty]

If someone eventually opens it, letter from NO reads as follows:
Yo. Neutralist Organization is planning on holding out a friendly contest between the other three groups, which includes you. The event will be a dungeon crawl in which the first group to reach the end of the dungeon and retrieve treasure wins. No combat between the teams themselves. One of your members has already voiced his interest, if you want to do so as well and/or want to know the details, come to NO base and talk to Dipsnig. Or anyone else.

[Haruki-kun]

If someone eventually opens it, letter from NO reads as follows:
Yo. Neutralist Organization is planning on holding out a friendly contest between the other three groups, which includes you. The event will be a dungeon crawl in which the first group to reach the end of the dungeon and retrieve treasure wins. No combat between the teams themselves. One of your members has already voiced his interest, if you want to do so as well and/or want to know the details, come to NO base and talk to Dipsnig. Or anyone else.

"Yeah, we've already been told. Thanks, but I'm not really into it."

[Boo]

Benny eats the message from NO and explodes. It's a very flashy explosion, not one of those campy film explosions. There's even fireworks!

[Coplantor]

If someone eventually opens it, letter from NO reads as follows:
Yo. Neutralist Organization is planning on holding out a friendly contest between the other three groups, which includes you. The event will be a dungeon crawl in which the first group to reach the end of the dungeon and retrieve treasure wins. No combat between the teams themselves. One of your members has already voiced his interest, if you want to do so as well and/or want to know the details, come to NO base and talk to Dipsnig. Or anyone else.

A dungeon crawl! Dungeons are full of treasure! Once I kill everything that lives inside the dungeon and reach the treasure, I will be able to buy what I always wanted... A dungeon!

[happyturtle]

Decker is munching on one of Coplantor's socks, having completely forgotten that she said she wouldn't eat his socks if he rescued her. "Hey, Coplantor, how's your kid?"

[Coplantor]

Still unborn. I wonder if it is going to be a boy, a girl or a yoshi.

Wait, are those my socks?????

[happyturtle]

"Probably. Unless you wear other people's socks. I got them off your feet."

[Coplantor]

Off my feet? But i was... I mean... you where, and I... when did... just how... ????

Wait... you are telling me that you can steal people's socks without them even noticing it? What other things are you able to steal with such a level of mastery?

[happyturtle]

"I... have no idea. Should I try and steal something else of yours and see if you notice?"

[Boo]

Benny jumps down on Coplantor's shoulders. "I stole your thingamajig!" He holds up the item that Coplantor bought from Fullbladder, and proceeds to light it and ducktape it to Coplantors head. He then runs away as fast as his little legs can carry him.

[Coplantor]

before being ductaped:

Yeah, you could try.

after ductaping, if anyone has the power of reading minds, this is what you would hear:

Focus, think that you are a Tom & Jerry cartoon and you'll suvive this, you are a Tom & Jerry cartoon, you are a Tom & Jerry cartoon, you are a Tom & Jerry cartoon, you are a Tom & Jerry cartoon!

Coplantor's head explodes in the messiest way possible and a new coplantor walks in

Ha! Now your clothes are all stained with my blood! I want to see how you get rid of those stains!

[Boo]

Benny's suit makes a gurgling sound before all the blood on him is absorbed into it. "My suits name is Greg!" Yes, his suit is a golem too.

[Coplantor]

Cool, can I have a golem rapier?

This reminds me of Mr.Waffles, has anyone seen Kat latley?

[Boo]

Benny takes his hat off, and digs his hand into it. He pulls out a longsword. "sowy, no wapier"

[Darkcomet]

The screen shifts to Darkcomet in the GLoG hallway. Then this comes from the speakers:

Hi guys.

[Lord Magtok]

Decker is munching on one of Coplantor's socks, having completely forgotten that she said she wouldn't eat his socks if he rescued her. "Hey, Coplantor, how's your kid?"

Wait...Coplanter's pregnant?!

[Darkcomet]

No, he laid an egg. He's a Yoshi.

[Lord Magtok]

Oh. Well, umm...

Magtok glances at the avatar, and then at the supposed Yoshi.

Fudge, I really need to keep up with the going-ons and such 'round here.

[Fan]

Just as Magtok finishes his sentence a annoying man pops in, and adds this on to his sentence before vanishing again.
"In America!"

[Saurous]

A loud revolver shot collides with the ceiling as SP walks in, brandishing one of those racing pistols. Someone on the next floor up shouts: "Ow! My foot!" but the boy ignores him for now.

"Right. Could those that are involved in the Private Kaer plot please help me get through it? I can't exactly finish it alone. I need someone for the zombies to maul.

You guys want Saur back before the end of the year, don't ya?"

[Boo]

I did throw in some red shirt golems to follow the group in the Kaer plot. I don't know if any of them are still alive though.

[Coplantor]

Kear soldier hu? I might go and see what happens, I kinda miss Saur a little.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

At that very mometn, the floor below Coplantor's feet give way, and if he doesn't fall, by Jove the ceiling will push him in!

Under the hole he will find Fullbladder, standing off to the side in a glaringly bright white room. The hole, of course, seals itself back up.

"Hey there. I felt like ripping something off, and I just got finished my work, so here we are."

[Coplantor]

Is this your secret lab?Oh and, are you still using my corpse as a body?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"No to the first, no to the second. My lab is much messier. But they're complete!"

He grabs Coplnator by the shoudlers and grins in his face.

"Bombs."

And, as he said, something is ripped off. Specifically, the Matrix, if anyone hadn't guessed already. Rows of bombs whizz past them. Big bombs, little bombs, nuclear warheads, sticks of dynamite, firecrackers, suicide watches, and at one point an entire drill-tipped vehicle with an explosive payload surround them.

"You wanted bombs, yes?"

[Coplantor]

Ha, haha Mbwahahahaha! BOMBS! BOMBS! Lot's of them! Is like christmas, only that no one is crying! Mbwahahahahaha!!! I take them all! Roland, take them to my room!

[Darkcomet]

The screen comes up again.

Magtok? Fullbladder? What does it mean when an HK-47-like assassin bot starts messing up its "Statement:" and "Query:" things?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

A Hologram Head appears near the screen, as the actual Fullbladder is busy making sure Coplantor doesn't hurt himself.

"I'm going to say bad things are going to happen, DC. Maybe not to you, though. It's possible that a more serious malfunction is causing carry-over damage to it's vocal processors. Or, possibly, it's been tampered with. You never know."

[Coplantor]

And perhaps it's just post indutrial stress