AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

[Haruki-kun]

"Ah! But that depends on the quality of the knife! If it's a meat knife, it looks freakin' scary, but doesn't do much. Now let's discuss the difference between Knife and Dagger, shall we?"

[Boo]

"A daggeh is foh stabbin' and a knife is foh cuttin'!" With that, he starts cutting at the laser. The blade is so sharp that is could slice through adamantine. In 2 hours.

[Haruki-kun]

"Oh, dear me. I've been using the wrong tool all this time!"

[Darkcomet]

The laser is already retracted. Oh yeah.

The screen shifts to a caffeine-fueled DC.

Get away from the laser.

Smaller lasers sprout from the ceiling and point at Benny.

[Boo]

Greg the suit grumbles as Benny cuts away at the screen. His knife is starting to whistle the tune to Singing in the Rain.

[Darkcomet]

The ceiling lasers fire at the knife. If this fails, the computer will yell out I'MMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR and lazor the base.

[Boo]

The mouth on the knife noms the laser, and the base noms the failsafe LAZOR. See? That's why Benny does what he does.

It's for the greater good.

[Darkcomet]

The ceiling lasers fire at Greg the suit.

[Boo]

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop shooti- OW!!!" Benny finally finishes cutting the screen. He didn't cut it in half, oh no, he cut it so it looked like a jack-o-lantern.

[Darkcomet]

The lasers continue shooting Greg. While this is happening, a replacement monitor is lowered down from the ceiling and replaces the jack-o-lantern one, which Benny can keep.

[Boo]

Greg's screams can be heard. Paddington mauls DC through the screen, and tears him limb from limb. He then throws DC at the hospital, and comes back into AMEN through the screen. DC will go back to GLoG or wherever as he usually does after being terribly wounded.

Huh, I seem to be killing people less than usual. Instead I just lightly/terribly wound them, or give them a very big chance to avoid death.

[Darkcomet]

Since DC is currently unconcious on a couch, the screen wasn't displaying him. He would never notice anyway.

[Boo]

I didn't say it had to, and you didn't say it went off. Paddington, Benny, and really anything I have in AMEN are not related to GLoG whatsoever. This means that anything that's happening in GLoG doesn't matter to them, and therefore can cause you harm no matter where you are. No one is safe from Godmodding in AMEN. Unless they're not a member.

For instance:

Benny climbs into the vents and extracts Atreyu's DNA so he may learn how to make llama golems. Unfortunately when he inserts it into the golem-machine it explodes similarly to when he tried to clone RabbitHoleLost. Damn their awesome!

I dunno if he's a member, but why shouldn't he be? He never left.

[Lex-Kat]

The Onion bounces off of Benny's head. You are under suspicion of being suspicious. Lay down your arms and roll this way. The Onion rolls away erratically.

[Boo]

Benny stares at the onion briefly before lying down on the floor and rolling like one might roll down a hill. If it has anything to do with GLoG, then Benny will just do this around the base. If not, he might follow it.

[Lex-Kat]

((Nothing to do with GLoG. This is my AMEN character. It's as chaotic as I get. ))

[Boo]

Benny rolls after the onion.

[Lex-Kat]

The Onion stops. We're there. You can stop rolling now. They are in a small room with mirrors. A table in the middle of the room, a chair, and a pedestal.

The Onion gets up on the Pedestal. Please take a seat, Benny. It says in an authoritative voice.

[Boo]

Benny rolls up onto the chair like a cartoon character, then sits on the chair, cross legged, rocking back and forth.

[Lex-Kat]

Mister Benny, for the record.

1. State your full name.
2. What is your reason for being in AMEN.
3. Have you seen anyone more suspicious than you?
4. Where were you, on the 3rd of August, during the storm of 2015?
5. Do you want some chocoalte ice cream?

[Boo]

Mister Benny, for the record.

1. State your full name.
2. What is your reason for being in AMEN.
3. Have you seen anyone more suspicious than you?
4. Where were you, on the 3rd of August, during the storm of 2015?
5. Do you want some chocoalte ice cream?

Benny stares at the onion with a dumb look on his face for about 3 minutes before answering.

He points at himself proudly with his thumb. "I'm Dr. Benny Bobbin! I wike it here!" He then points at the onion. "You're the most suspicy thing I've seen! EVEH!" He then points at Paddington who is behind the onion. "My wawyer says I can't answeh that question! But he did say I could have some Chocowate icecweam!" Paddington leans towards the onion, giving it a stern look to let it know that if any foul play is involved, he'd destroy it.

Did you have fun reading that? I know I did!

[Lex-Kat]

The Onion shivers at Paddington. Rolls to Benny. The questioning is over, for now.

The Onion dissipates. In it's place is a bowl of Chocolate Ice Cream, with chocolate sprinkles. It's yummy.

[happyturtle]

Decker suddenly remembers her mental patients, and grabs Bitey and Boogerface out of the cloning vats. "Let's go on an onion hunt!"

[Boo]

Benny sprinkles it with screaming, well, sprinkles. He proceeds to eat it while the cries of the sprinkles go unhindered. "NOOOOOOOOOOO-" *NOM*

[happyturtle]

Boogerface asplodes.

[Shas aia Toriia]

Shas looks throroughly bored.

[Darkcomet]

The new, non-jack-o-lantern screen shifts to DC again.

Something's going on here...

[Atomsized]

Atomsized steps out of his room, then tosses his trophies to whoever can't hold them.

I won some awards (Points to sig), feel free to shelf them.

Atomsized then kicks DC, and walks back to his room.

[Darkcomet]

Since DC isn't there right now, the screen is kicked.

What was that about?

Later,

Is anyone there?

[Haruki-kun]

Atomsized steps out of his room, then tosses his trophies to whoever can't hold them.

I won some awards (Points to sig), feel free to shelf them.

Atomsized then kicks DC, and walks back to his room.

"That's great! But I don't think we've shelved any awards for a while..."