AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

[Darkcomet]

The drones incinerate the speakers and put in new ones. Don't you see the pattern here?

[sheepofoblivion]

no, I see no pattern, what is it? of course we see the pattern. Sheep takes this moment to pour gallons of water over the entire drone.

[Darkcomet]

There are many drones.

They laser Sheep.

[sheepofoblivion]

unfortunately for the drones, there are also many sheep, due to the cloning labs. Eventually, he ceases his attempts to drown the drones, and goes off to his room to play some battlefield.

he then fires a 50 caliber round into DC's head, wherever he may be.

[Darkcomet]

The drones leave him alone.

[Boo]

The base eats all the drones and Shas' dreadnought whether it's around or not. Benny sits down and pats the floor. "Good boy!"

[Darkcomet]

The AI makes a note to itself.

Commit to memory: make flying drones.

[Boo]

AMEN grabs a cola from the fridge with one of its many, far reaching, arms. "He's thiwrsty!"

[sheepofoblivion]

gah! AI!

sheep fires a massive EMP blast from a spaceship in orbit, then begins cannibalizing nearly all of the electric equipment in the base to make another computer to play battlefield on.

too much Isaac asimov huh?

I thought our colour was slate grey, not purple

*sigh*... nevermind....

[Darkcomet]

The AI emits a field that blocks EMP blasts. Note that it is only big enough to protect it and its source computer.

[sheepofoblivion]

Oh. there's a source computer?

sheep empties a cartridge from his G36(e) on it, and continues to play.

[Darkcomet]

It jets away with a jetpack. Flying laser drones come out and fire at Sheep.

[sheepofoblivion]

umm... didn't they all get disabled by the EMP?

[Darkcomet]

These are new. And made of recycled laser drones ripped out of the base's gut.

[Coplantor]

((so, Im out for a couple of days and you burn through 7 page of the freaking thread??????? and where are we now? space?))

[Darkcomet]

((There was even a Pokemon battle-esque page!))

[Boo]

I blame HT, DC, and Fullbladder.

[Ashen Lilies]

((Dude, you have it easy, over at GLoG they burn through 10 pages overnight.
>.>
<.<
Away!))

[Coplantor]

((@Kris Yeah, I know, that's what confuses me the most since I becaed a member))

((Can we fuse pokemon with theis space thing)?)

[Atomsized]

((Dude, you have it easy, over at GLoG they burn through 10 pages overnight.
>.>
<.<
Away!))

((And then we come to HALO.....i can't even keep up))

[Ashen Lilies]

((Yeah. In GLoG, we roleplay. In HALO, they have page long conversations about what people are wearing. CURSE YOU ROBERT JORDAN!))

[sheepofoblivion]

in LAW, we burn through a page a week. If we post a lot. (not really. More like a page per 3 days....)

[Ashen Lilies]

In NO it's similar, people don't usually 'hang out' there. They drop a line, to let everyone else know they do in fact still exist, then go do whatever else in the Playground. It's been picking up, but we're still in on our first thread after what, two-three months?

[Darkcomet]

((I blame me.))

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

I don't blame you enough, then.

Suddenly, DC's Player's house transforms into a monstrous semi-humanoid entity made of plaster, wood, steel, and furniture. It storms off all grumpy-like for being woken up.

[Darkcomet]

Oh-You'll pay!

Fullbladder's Player's house is asploded with dynamite.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder's Player's house, much like Fullbladder's Player, does not exist.

There is only Fullbladder. And the Butler. But he doesn't really count. He's like Voice of Mage in his countability.

[Darkcomet]

Fullbladder's spare body tubes spontaneously break.

[sheepofoblivion]

meh, the actual reason that LAW actually got past its first thread so fast is because we declared war against AMEN, who proceeded to bring a gigantic fleet over to kill us. We eventually got pissed off because of the complete chaos, but it was fun while it lasted (like, 10 + pages of it).

example posts:

"sheep gets into his personal ship, and launches several rockets at free hand's cruiser."

"free hands cruiser fires several very large lazors at sheep, who is currently standing on the bridge of his ship"

"free hands ship asplodes"

"sheep's ship asplodes"

"turquoise radishes?!?"

[Boo]

Didn't FH run away to a pocket dimension, and then everyone somehow followed him?