AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

[sheepofoblivion]

dude, I haven't seen you for like... ever! Here, have an explosive cupcake as a nice welcome back present!

[Darkcomet]

Who are you?

The Big Fricking Laser pops out again and points at him.

[sheepofoblivion]

oh, he's this dude, who used to hang out around amen, but eventually lost interest, left for a while and just came back....

and what's up with all of the lasers people? I mean seriously? Bullets work just as well! Take this Barrett .50 caliber anti-material rifle for example.

sheep shoots at a random laser drone which he had just made appear, just so this example would work, and fires the rifle.

an accurate description of events would be. The drone ceased to exist. Seriously.

[Darkcomet]

Ammo. That, and they're less messy.

[sheepofoblivion]

true dat....

[Darkcomet]

Yep. The regular ones can just laser until they're massacred like redshirts. The BFL needs meme-worthy charge time though.

At the mention of that, DC looks around for Haruki to make sure he doesn't fire his lazor.

[Shas aia Toriia]

Power down your character? In AMEN?

Purge the heretic! The Emperor will not suffer weaklings in His mighty Empire!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"True that, man."

Yes, Fullbladder just responded to Shas's narrative. He also just appeared out of the floor, both lower arms needlessly replaced with gatling guns and both legs needlessly replaced with Seeker-style jet engine boots. There is also a single robotic eye in the centre of his chest. God only knows why.

This entire needless outfit will probably vanish by the time he does anything, of course.

[Darkcomet]

The AI speaks.

Is that a challenge?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Quite frankly, Mr. AI, you don't quite look enough like the accursed Bath to get me into a CHALLEEEENGE."

[Darkcomet]

The BFL pops up again.

Is it a challenge now?

[Coplantor]

Couple of questions here... Um, if Shas is number one, who is number two? When is Saurous coming back? And who ate the sandwich I kept on the black refrigerator of absolute doom?

[Darkcomet]

I had it lasered. It was moldy.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Three Hologram Heads appear to help Coplantor.

"As far as we can tell, Number Two is"

"Haruki. Saurous awaits th end of"

"His plot. Camerazards ate your sandwich."

At the same time, Fullbladder looks blandly at the BFL. Then he jet-boot's up into the air, and the eye opens up.

An EMP pulse discharges from that location, knocking out all of his own systems, bringing down the Hologram Heads, and quite possibly deactivating the BFL, too.

Fullbladder falls to the ground, and cannot move more than his neck. He begins to chuckle.

[Darkcomet]

The AI emits an anti-EMP pulse to protect itself and the BFL. The BFL sets to "Comical Charring Setting" and fires at Fullbladder.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder is humourously turned into a pile of ash with eyeballs. A minion wanders and sweeps him up with a broom and dustpan, and walks out.

[Darkcomet]

The BFL retracts.

AI: 2. Fullbladder: 0.

[Shas aia Toriia]

Isn't Free Hand my second? All I remember is some squabble, but Kat hasn't been around recently, so I guess it is Haruki after all. . .

Shas Flame Strikes the BFL.

[Darkcomet]

The BFL has already retracted.

You fail.

Flying Laser Drones pop out and laser Shas.

[Shas aia Toriia]

For failing to say lazor, Shas ignores the damage. Instead, she blows up the base. The lazor is in the base.

[Coplantor]

Yes, but Haruki is'nt here now so I declare a coupe! I am taking the number two title now! And if anyone dares to oppose me, he/she/it will suffer the rage of a man with a room full of bombs masterfully created by the lord of everything that invloves science! And goblins!

[Darkcomet]

The base regenerates. Am I right? Did I mention the drones are derived from the very walls? I think I didn't. They regenerate when the base does.

The drones lazor Shas.

This subliminal message brought to you by K-Corp!

[Boo]

Benny presses a button, and the drones explode. "If they're made fwom the walls, then I have compwete contwow oveh them."

At that, Edward Bing, an earlier creation of Benny's player, enters AMEN. He taps his cane on the floor making a wonderful "BING" sound. Mechanical arms reach out from every wall, ceiling and floor of AMEN. They tear apart the lazor guns, laser guns, and a teddy bear belonging to Magtok. "Right, stop that!" He then leaves. The arms sink back into the walls.

[Darkcomet]

The drones have conflicting orders and begin blasting everyone in the room.

[Boo]

Benny already made them all explode, but since you ignored that...

Benny crazy glues the button down. All drones made from the base will forever explode the instant they come into creation, and they will continue to explode as such.

[Goblin Music]

I challenge thee Coplantor GM draws a rapier.

[happyturtle]

I had it lasered. It was moldy.

=O

"What?! You lazored it? I was saving that for breakfast!"

[sheepofoblivion]

Benny presses a button, and the drones explode. "If they're made fwom the walls, then I have compwete contwow oveh them."

At that, Edward Bing, an earlier creation of Benny's player, enters AMEN. He taps his cane on the floor making a wonderful "BING" sound. Mechanical arms reach out from every wall, ceiling and floor of AMEN. They tear apart the lazor guns, laser guns, and a teddy bear belonging to Magtok. "Right, stop that!" He then leaves. The arms sink back into the walls.

wait.... are you Bezoomy Zoog? Or whatever his face was? The guy who made a giant version of big ben wreak havoc upon us?

[Boo]

I'm surprised anyone remembered even the first part of his name. Bezoomy Mozg (Nadsat and possibly Russian for Mad Brain) was just my username. His name was Edward Bing. For those of you who weren't there at the time, he fixed mechanical arms into the base while everyone was in London.

Talk about a boring escapade London was. My brother wrote half of that crap.

EDIT: And Edward, by the way, turned all of England into steambots.

[Darkcomet]

=O

"What?! You lazored it? I was saving that for breakfast!"

You mistake me for my owner.