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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    YOU ARE OBSOLETE. YOU WILL BE DESTROYED.

    Several dozen aerial laser drones attempt to dive bomb Sheep with built in drills.

    EDIT:

    The AI is KR-15'd.

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE...

    The AI deactivates.
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    At which point a decidely green hand pulls a lever, knocking out power.
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    A really, really annoying show host leaps out, and begins having an epileptic seizure at the AI.

    ohhhhh maaaan! You just got KR-15'd!
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    sheep swats away the drones, and with a final leap, destroys the inactive tower with a mighty blow from his sword.

    Cool, we're done here.

    He walks off to play some battlefield.

    ((I personally think the title should be:

    AMEN XXVIII: Please do not taunt the godmodding abominations

    godmodding can also be replaced with god-killing, but I like the first one more))

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    "You need to teach me how to do that," Fullbladder comments, from behind a cigar, while standing at the breaker box, where all power was almost shut down.
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    Somewhere, the AI reboots.

    This was a triumph... I'm making a note here, huge success...
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    In that same place, a dark and ominous figure leans over the AI's material shell.

    "No, it wasn't."

    At which point he pulls the plug of the device.
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    The man may find that a portal over a lava pit opened beneath him before he could do that.
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    The figure is incinerated, fine. He shall forever remain a mysery to the AI.
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    ((I had great fun writing that.))
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Coplantor suddenly appears riding a mutated three eyed yellow llama while shooting explosive nintendos out from a candy bazooka.

    Yeeehaaaa! You guys wont guess where I've been!
    I WAS THERE
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    DC shows up for a bit.

    Okay, who made my AI go insane?
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Fullbladder points at Coplantor.

    "Look at him. It's obvious how he did it, too."
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Kr-15, however, I was the one who killed him... It was a really nice shot of sorts.

    welll fullbladder actually pulled the switch to turn off the power, but he was already temporarily disabled by KR, so I guess we all get some credit.
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    "Psst! Actually I think it was my virus that made it go loopy."
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    ...oh... whoops....

    yeah, KR didn't do anything... I guess..... ?

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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    KR didn't do anything. She's been in K-Corp the whole time, being mortal and all. However, KR-15 being a robot and therefore near omniscient, fired a logic bomb at the AI to disable it. Cleared up now?
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    actually I was using KR as an abrevation, as KR hasn't even been to the AMEN base... (or I don't think so...)

    anyways, I'm going to pl--*slap*

    sheep then shoots KR-15 in the head several times with a P90.

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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    He is shot. Then he dies. Hahaha.
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    A camerazard tries to give him mouth-to-mouth. Or maybe its trying to eat the components of his head. Hard to tell.
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Decker pokes up her head from behind the sofa and sniffs. "Are you boys done being boys yet?"
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    Correction: I am not a boy. I am a robot with masculine programming.
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    "Pfft. If it quacks like a duck... then it's probably stealing mah moldy breadcrumbs. I'LL KILL THAT STUPID DUCK!!!!!"
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    Irritated Statement: I am not a duck.
    Joyful Exclamatory Query: Wait, did you just say killing!?
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Decker rips open a portal to a duck pond, explodes through it, and begins chasing the ducks with murderous intent while the children run away screaming from the mad devil swan.

    "AH KEEEL YOU! AH KEEL YOU!!!!!!"
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    KR-15 joins Decker in the ducky massacre. As you can see from his facial expression, he's very happy.
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    Fullbladder stares down the portal at the destruction, before beginning to scrape away some of the edge of the portal.

    With a quantum scalpel, of course.
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    DC kicks Fullbladder into the portal.

    That was for killing my AI.
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Shas kicks DC in the portal.

    That was because I'm bored.
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    DC floats out. And away from Shas' kicking range.
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