AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

[sheepofoblivion]

wow... okay... umm well... Sheep stabs the two in the back.

Why is it that red is the only color these new people seem to deem as "evil," I mean, what's wrong with Sienna? It's like, super evil!

[Goblin Music]

GM dodges but is hit tn the right arm, GM shoots Sheep i am not new

[sheepofoblivion]

meh, fine. What's with anyone who uses red. I mean, it's awesome, it's like, USSR!!! but c'mon, there are other colors!

[CommodoreFluffy]

I Personally am using it for the Communist connotations.
РАБОТНИКИ МИРА СОЕДИНЯЮТ!!!

[Boo]

Woah man, we like you professionally and all, but we don't want to do THAT to you!

[sheepofoblivion]

...You are very strange.

[CommodoreFluffy]

Woah man, we like you professionally and all, but we don't want to do THAT to you!

*Sigh*Это развивать к пункту где я принуждусь включить переводы языка? Почему не можете вы использовать BABELFISH?
*TRANSLATION*
Will this progress to the point where I will be forced to include translations? why can't you use babelfish?

[RabbitHoleLost]

Rabbit fell from nothingness onto the Commodore's head.
"Because Babelfish makes as much sense as Armadillo flavored Jello Pudding."

[CommodoreFluffy]

I have been translating these statements into English using babelfish to make sure that you can get the gist of what I am saying.
Says the Commodore, bowing his head in mock sincerity, in attempt to remove the person from his head.

[Boo]

*Sigh*Это развивать к пункту где я принуждусь включить переводы языка? Почему не можете вы использовать BABELFISH?
*TRANSLATION*
Will this progress to the point where I will be forced to include translations? why can't you use babelfish?

No, I know what they all mean. It's just very easy to twist them since most people probably won't bother trying to translate them. Fun!

[RabbitHoleLost]

Rabbit does not move from his head, but seems to move along with him. Infact, any movement with the intent to remove the hatter from his head is met with failure...
Until she fluid slips off herself.
"Well, yes, but, unless you really know what it says to begin with, Babelfish hardly ever makes much sense."

[Ashen Lilies]

Заявление: Я профессионален в много языков, но даже переводы Babelfish непостижимы к мне.

[happyturtle]

"Shut up, KR-15. You're still candy coated."

[Ashen Lilies]

KR-15 breaks off the candy.
Statement: I am a robot.
Explanation: I am strong enough to break through a thin coating of hardened syrup.

[happyturtle]

Decker grumbles. "It wasn't a thin coating. I dumped the entire cauldron of molten lollipop on you. Stupid robot."

[Atomsized]

Atomsized bursts through the ceiling with yet another T-Rex.

Look! I won him at the carnival again in the dart toss!

[Ashen Lilies]

Observation: You obsession with extinct reptiles is quite disturbing.
Query: Why don't you get a normal prize next time, a teddy perhaps, or maybe some candy?

[Goblin Music]

Do not listen to the swan i broke you out a little while ago *spins hammer*

[Atomsized]

Because you should of seen me during the dart toss! I was the most marksmansy marksman! They thought that my marksmanship was so good that they should give me a T-Rex instead!

I mean, seriously, who wants a goldfish?

[Shas aia Toriia]

Phase only catches a snippet of the conversation.

"What? Whales? The Walruses have all the whales domesticated. Ahab was excuted along with Muldoon..."

Cough cough I killed them all a while back cough cough.

By the way, the coughing is said, its not an actualy cough.

Alright, babby- I mean, Benny, lets test your markmanship. Hit this.

With that, Shas throws up a disk a +dodecillion deflection bonus to it.

[Darkcomet]

The broken pieces of formerly-molten lollipop KR-15 broke out of fly into the T-Rex's forced-open mouth.

I'll have none of that here, thanks.

[happyturtle]

Decker sits nearby, in swan form, nomming on the remains of atomsized's 3D glasses.

[Darkcomet]

Decker? You'll portal me out again if Draken shows up to kill me, right?

[happyturtle]

"Sure thing! Unless my player is asleep. Or working. Or makes us portal into an obvious trap because she's a big fat meaniehead."

[Darkcomet]

Darkcomet thinks back on it a bit.

I never thought my love potion allergy would save anyone someday...

((Note on that allergy: it's not lethal to him normally, but that plus the being-eaten-alive thing kinda pushed it over the edge.))

[Coplantor]

Coplantor casts in anime style:
Haha! Get ready for my epic level spell Summon Horde of Energy Emos of Sadness!

Get ready to fight the ANGST!

Runs while he can.

[Darkcomet]

Darkcomet flings the emos at Coplantor.

Sigh. At least he doesn't have an ass for a hand anymore...

[happyturtle]

Decker eats the emo.

[Coplantor]

Decker eats the emo.

HA! They were poisoned!

[Darkcomet]

((Note to self: Decker is an Extreme Omnivore.))

All that angst can't be good for you. You know that, right?