AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

[Uncle Festy]

"Ya mean like mould? Yeah, mould is cool."
A 10-tonne weight mould drops on Coplantor's head.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok walks over by the deadtimed KR-15, and pokes it in the head with a stick, wondering just when and how AMEN got the thing.

[sheepofoblivion]

sheep takes out a good book and relaxes.

Friday afternoon. ahh...

[Uncle Festy]

A zombie attempts to eat sheep's brain.
And when it dies, there will be more. A lot more.
Muahahahahaha!!!!

[sheepofoblivion]

sheep's brains are eaten. Although it takes the zombie quite some time.

[Draken]

sheep's brains are eaten. Although it takes the zombie quite some time.

To find it?

[happyturtle]

Decker wakes up and has zombie for breakfast.

[sheepofoblivion]

To find it?

To devour the limitless banks of information, it's a wonder that a brain with such magnitude can fit in sheep's head. And no, there is no hot air inside as well.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Three hours late, Fullbladder spontaneously bursts out of the floor and rips an eye out of the first first person he sees.

He then sticks it in his empty left socket, with a rousing shout of "Depth perception, oh how I struggled without you!" He blinks for a while, looking around.

"I should put more eyes on all my robot suits.

"But that's not what I'm here for! I'm actually here to let the Project in my lab set for a while. It's almost done." He scrathes his healthy amount of hair. "'Course, I could be wrong, and have to start over. I'm here to relax a bit."

[happyturtle]

Decker, minus one eye, snuggles against Fullbladder. "I missed you!"

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Well, that makes me feels warm and fuzzy inside. Sorry 'bout the eye, lass."

[happyturtle]

"Is okay. I'm sure I can get one off of Sheep or Coplantor."

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Just so long as it doesn't start squirting acid into my brain or something. It's all I have."

He sits down in a corner, with or without Decker, and begins to play a sad song on a pink violin.

[Ashen Lilies]

Kris grabs the stick that Magtok poked at him and throws it away.
Greeting: Greetings semi-meatbag.
Query: Is there PLOT you need killed?

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok turns around, having been preoccupied with lodging some severed arm in a cloning tank genetic material analyzer.

Hmm? No, Draken and Fanboy should be done soon enough.

Magtok looks around the room.

Hmm...you can go kill Haruki, though. That should be good for a laugh or two.

[Ashen Lilies]

Sad Statement: awwww. I wanted to pull a heel face turn and be all 'You're going to destroy the world Draken. I like the world.'
Statement: Maybe I should just kill Haruki.
KR-15 pulls a blaster pistol out of the compartment of holding in his chest and shoots Haruki in the head. (the scowl is permanently painted on to his face, so yeah.)

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok smiles as the angel goes down.

Now next shoot...damn, nobody else seems to be online...I dunno, go find Nomlas and kick him in the groin and then put the kick on youtube or something like that, I'm busy right now.

[happyturtle]

"No, it's a good eye. It will be nice to you." Decker takes one of Sheep's eyes, then goes to the corner with Fullbladder, and falls asleep listening to the violin.

[Haruki-kun]

Haruki was mindlessly working on his makeshift potion lab when he is shot in the head and dies, falling over the potions, breaking a few test tubes and beakers. His body disappears and re-enters the base a few seconds later after returning to his last save point.

"What did you do that for? Can't you see I was busy working on an ex...periment? "

He looks at the table where the components are all leaking into each other's containers.

"****!" shouts the Angel as he dashes towards the table and tries to stop them.

[Darkcomet]

Fullbladder and Sheep will now experience a terrible pain. See, this poison gets into the body of anyone who eats it, body or no, and oh god, does it hurt. It probably won't kill you, but it hurts like a dirty rotten *****. Whoever keeps sending it to DC must really despise him, but it doesn't seem like Draken's work.

DC wakes up and sees the candy bag.

I wonder who ate that...

((Sorry I wasn't here yesterday. I had ISP trouble.))

[sheepofoblivion]

"Is okay. I'm sure I can get one off of Sheep or Coplantor."

I will dip you in a pot of boiling tar. Then pour burning feathers on you. After that, I will cut you into bite sized pieces and feed you to my pet chicken.

also kr-15 or whatever your face is, have some creativity "meatbag," I mean, who hasn't played Kotor II, or seen Zeke from CAD?!

also DC: what did I eat? Oh, right the candy...

sheep dies.

He then respawns. ...that hurt.

[happyturtle]

"Gee, I already took your eye, and you haven't done any of those things to me yet." Decker tucks her head back under her wing and goes back to sleep.

[sheepofoblivion]

sheep does all of the above mentioned things. In slow motion. While singing "never going to give you up"

[happyturtle]

"Ow! Ow! Quit it! That hurt! Stop it! Ow! Don't do that! I hate you! You big fat mean meanie head with meanie on top! Ow!"

[Haruki-kun]

"Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap....."

As a single drop of a component falls into another beaker, the table begins to glow. All of a sudden, the potions a splode. Haruki is sent flying to the oppostie wall and is covered in potion, then falls to the ground.

He staggers to his feet. "Uh..."

[sheepofoblivion]

Wow! That reminds me of my 8th grade science project when I made gunpowder! (a true story)

Says sheep.

Although, I didn't have shard of beaker stuck in my forehead that time.

He dies.

[Haruki-kun]

Haruki starts removing the shards and healing himself, while wiping off the potion and blood from himself.

"Whoa... I feel somewhat.... dizzy. Potion after-effects, I think?"

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder taps his fist to his chest, belching tinily and muttering something about heartburn.

"Let me know what happens," he comments blandly to Haruki, pulling out a newspaper and disippearing behind it.

[Darkcomet]

((ISP troubles weren't quite over, it seems. They're over now.))

DC sees Decker.

....

He looks at Sheep.

.....

Sheep floats over his own pot of boiling tar, and is dropped into it.

[happyturtle]

Badly wounded Decker drops into a portal, and a new healthy Decker flies out. "Darkcomet!" She flyingtackleswanglomps him. "Where have you been? I've missed you?"