Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105

**Haruki-kun** · 2008-11-04, 10:27 PM (ISO 8601)

Do you think breaking a bowling ball with momentum is a good idea? I just wondered, wouldn't it be easier to use a wedge or something?

...any engineers around here?

**UncleWolf** · 2008-11-04, 10:32 PM (ISO 8601)

I suppose that you could wedge a metal cone into one of the holes and then use a hammer to break it.

@V: Is there anyone in the bed with you? If there is, worry.

**Felixaar** · 2008-11-04, 10:35 PM (ISO 8601)

Yes. Breaking it with momentum is a very good idea.

But don't tell the judge I said so.

I just woke up to find my shirt hanging from the fan. Two questions came to mind - How did that get there? and Why don't I remember it?

An omen, perhaps?

**Haruki-kun** · 2008-11-04, 11:02 PM (ISO 8601)

Unless, of course, you suddenly find your home to have no alcohol whatsoever, in which case half of the mystery has been solved.

**banjo1985** · 2008-11-05, 04:27 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Haruki-kun

Unless, of course, you suddenly find your home to have no alcohol whatsoever, in which case half of the mystery has been solved.

Indeed, in this case your house is haunted by a drunk ghost.

**Felixaar** · 2008-11-05, 04:59 AM (ISO 8601)

That explains all the money missing from my wallet and the alcoholic-content-ectoplasm on the wall.

That's one hiiiigh fan though.

**bosssmiley** · 2008-11-05, 05:31 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Felixaar

I just woke up to find my shirt hanging from the fan. Two questions came to mind - How did that get there? and Why don't I remember it?

We deem this the mark of a good night.

Congrats to America for showing that a colossal advertising budget pays, and Happy V-Day* to the Brits; may the KABOOM! fairy leave you many severed chav fingers.

(Guy Fawkes Night: an ancient festival wherein the English remind the ruling class to know their place, coz "We got explosives!")

* Parliament Square webcam, 12:15

**Felixaar** · 2008-11-05, 05:40 AM (ISO 8601)

I'd agree, but all I did was write till midnight and then sleep

**Coidzor** · 2008-11-05, 05:44 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Felixaar

I'd agree, but all I did was write till midnight and then sleep

A part of us believes that to be a good night. Perhaps Hemingway's spirit was invoked somehow?

**InaVegt** · 2008-11-05, 05:45 AM (ISO 8601)

Remember, remember, the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason, and plot
I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot

**Felixaar** · 2008-11-05, 05:52 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Coidzor

A part of us believes that to be a good night. Perhaps Hemingway's spirit was invoked somehow?

My house is haunted by the ghost of Hemingway.

There's a novel in this.

**Coidzor** · 2008-11-05, 05:57 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Felixaar

My house is haunted by the ghost of Hemingway.

There's a novel in this.

Indeed... Pursue the ghost of Hemingway, it shall lead you to the ultimate unity. Or a pandimensional kegger. And then ultimate unity.

**Phase** · 2008-11-05, 06:24 AM (ISO 8601)

W00t! Fifth of November! Time to go confuse my ethnocentric classmates!

**Cristo Meyers** · 2008-11-05, 08:26 AM (ISO 8601)

Ah...November 5th...

...I can finally plug the TV back in.

**TwoBitWriter** · 2008-11-05, 09:11 AM (ISO 8601)

Whats up everybody?

I'm back to my ol' self again...

*Looks at Avatar*

Maybe need to call a Plastic surgeon...

*Calls*

Damn, won't be available until Saturday. Well, at least I got my personality back!

**dish** · 2008-11-05, 09:42 AM (ISO 8601)

My husband told me he'd be able to buy fireworks for me today. But this evening he confessed that he hadn't bothered because he'd have had to travel two hours out of the city to get them.

(Fireworks can't be sold inside cities here, which seems like a fair rule.)
He then asked me, "But why do you need fireworks, anyway?"

**Haruki-kun** · 2008-11-05, 09:45 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by dish

He then asked me, "But why do you need fireworks, anyway?"

I'm assuming... to blow them up, possibly?

Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Fireworks rule. Too bad they're illegal here in Mexico...

**Thufir** · 2008-11-05, 10:14 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by TwoBitWriter

Well, at least I got my personality back!

To the best of our recollection, clone week does not require us to remove our personalities, merely to refer to ourselves in the plural. Personally, we would see it as stupid to spend a week on a forum used primarily for socialising while deliberately suppressing our personality.

**ghost_warlock** · 2008-11-05, 10:18 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Thufir

To the best of our recollection, clone week does not require us to remove our personalities, merely to refer to ourselves in the plural. Personally, we would see it as stupid to spend a week on a forum used primarily for socialising while deliberately suppressing our personality.

That's all well and good for those of us that had personalities to begin with.

**TwoBitWriter** · 2008-11-05, 10:18 AM (ISO 8601)

Well, really. Collectivism just isn't my bag. I love a good roleplaying session though. I will just keep it to the Clone thread for now.

**Cristo Meyers** · 2008-11-05, 10:21 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by ghost_warlock

That's all well and good for those of us that had personalities to begin with.

I've got a couple extra you can have

**InaVegt** · 2008-11-05, 10:23 AM (ISO 8601)

I AM FREEEEEEE!!!

So, anyone know anything to do now I can no longer track elections liek crazeh?

**bosssmiley** · 2008-11-05, 10:26 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Gezina

I AM FREEEEEEE!!!

So, anyone know anything to do now I can no longer track elections liek crazeh?

You did read this morning's xkcd, right?

ION: student abuses Deed Polls to win most due a good kicking award.

**ghost_warlock** · 2008-11-05, 10:26 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Gezina

I AM FREEEEEEE!!!

So, anyone know anything to do now I can no longer track elections liek crazeh?

Personally, I'm going to take up bow-hunting and learn how to steer a hang glider. Then, I'm going to combine the two sports for massive win.

**TwoBitWriter** · 2008-11-05, 10:27 AM (ISO 8601)

Somebody watched the Daily Show covereage last night too!

**InaVegt** · 2008-11-05, 10:28 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by bosssmiley

You did read this morning's xkcd, right?

Yes, I did, I was blatantly referencing it even.

**Vaire** · 2008-11-05, 10:28 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Gezina

I AM FREEEEEEE!!!

So, anyone know anything to do now I can no longer track elections liek crazeh?

Nope. Your life as you knew it is now over. All you can do is curl into a fetal position until the next election.

**ghost_warlock** · 2008-11-05, 10:32 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by TwoBitWriter

Somebody watched the Daily Show covereage last night too!

Or, this morning over the interwebs.

P.S. I don't have cable or even old-fashioned 'bunny-ear' antennae. Who needs television broadcasts when there's YouTube?

**TwoBitWriter** · 2008-11-05, 10:35 AM (ISO 8601)

I think bow-hunting from a hang-glider would be a bit tricky... But so awesome if it could be managed.

**randman22222** · 2008-11-05, 10:45 AM (ISO 8601)

Hey, they can do archery from horses. That's a sign that you can do archery from ANYWHERE.

*Contemplates an archery/aerobatics mix.*

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