Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107

[Reinholdt]

*Psst.* Could you arrange it so he is? I want to watch.

[Cristo Meyers]

Not yet, but with my new Clone-A-thon 9000^TM, you could be!

*ba-dum-tish*

Thank you, thank you, we'll be here all afternoon!

[TwoBitWriter]

*ba-dum-tish*

Thank you, thank you, we'll be here all afternoon!

Unfortunately, because you and I have to work for a living instead of writing full-time.

[Player_Zero]

Woot! Woot! Woot!

My foundations test on friday was cancelled! Whee!

Guess I can go home early. Verily I have missed my cat.

Cat pictured on lap:

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So I'm in a good mood despite student-based starvation.

[Reinholdt]

Woot! Woot! Woot!

My foundations test on friday was cancelled! Whee!

Guess I can go home early. Verily I have missed my cat.

Cat pictured on lap:

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So I'm in a good mood despite student-based starvation.

Awwwww .

[randman22222]

Woot! Woot! Woot!

My foundations test on friday was cancelled! Whee!

Guess I can go home early. Verily I have missed my cat.

Cat pictured on lap:

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So I'm in a good mood despite student-based starvation.

Soo, while P_Z may or may not exist, it would seem that P_Z's thigh does exist.

[Oregano]

Only because we're observing the cat.

[Player_Zero]

Soo, while P_Z may or may not exist, it would seem that P_Z's thigh does exist.

No, it means that at one point in time there existed a thigh which may or may not have been mine.

Awwwww.

I know.

[Neko Toast]

My Theatre class was canceled. Sad because I like that class, but good because now I can do my laundry.

And get ready for the room switch tomorrow. Moving from 309 to 306 in my hall. Exciting. =/

[Dragonrider]

@Mordokai and Cristo:

I KNOW you do this on purpose.


@band names:

I once made up a fictional band called Raincat and proceeded to write two entire albums of lyrics for them, despite the fact that almost none of those lyrics actually appeared in the story (which was pretty lame in and of itself). Here's to depth of character (and band)!

[Cristo Meyers]

@Mordokai and Cristo:

I KNOW you do this on purpose.

Umm...Mordokai hasn't posted...

...and I've been being good! After what happened in the Krushink thread last time I've been treading lightly...

[Dragonrider]

Umm...Mordokai hasn't posted...

...and I've been being good! After what happened in the Krushink thread last time I've been treading lightly...

Right. I've gotten so used to seeing you guys together....

[ghost_warlock]

Hey! Before we're done talking about cats I have to post a picture!

I came across this today and immediately thought of Curly:

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[Kneenibble]

Mr. 0, student-based starvation is a serious condition that arises from an unsupplemented diet of students. They are not very nutritious on their own, you can give yourself a number of deficiencies! Please do yourself a favour and vary your intake.

Also,
*kittyswoon*

Edit: for the record, this was a cannibalism joke, not a serious admonition.

[TwoBitWriter]

I actually knew a kid who went to my university who actually managed to contract scurvy! Apparently he hardly left his dorm and ate the same thing every day. He is the first person documented to have had scurvy, in Oklahoma, in nearly 100 years.

[Kneenibble]

I understand scurvy is excruciatingly painful, but... somebody with scurvy is just too preposterous to take seriously. The individual's anguish, I mean, not the story's credibility.

[TwoBitWriter]

It just goes to show that you kids need to eat your Flintstones vitamins!

Or eat an Orange... while repairing a doorhinge...

[randman22222]

Hmm, listening to TMBG, I've thought up two band names...

Triangle Men
Degraded Men

Neither really work, because our keyboardist is a woman...

Oh well, this is what TMBG does to your brain.

...I know!
Free Goldfish!

Oh gods. I'll stop typing now.

[Cristo Meyers]

Free Goldfish. You must use that. Use it now!

I've heard of students contracting weird things, but I don't think I've ever heard of anyone contracting scurvy...

Right.

I have!

I've gotten so used to seeing you guys together....

Follows me around like a puppy it seems...

[Player_Zero]

I got myself some multivitamins a while back. I'm not quite stupid enough to do something like that. It's just that I don't eat much as opposed to not eating right.

Reckon I'm averaging about one meal a day with some toast at some point and gratuitous cups of tea.

Or eat an Orange... while repairing a doorhinge...

I've gone off eating oranges since I found a horrible maggot-worm thing in one.

[UncleWolf]

Did someone say puppy?

[TwoBitWriter]

I've gone off eating oranges since I found a horrible maggot-worm thing in one.

I call that getting a protein bonus with your vitamin C!

[Cristo Meyers]

Don't you start...the party's big enough

I've gone off eating oranges since I found a horrible maggot-worm thing in one.

...I don't think I'll be eating oranges again for a while...

[UncleWolf]

Don't you start...the party's big enough

I can always convince you to let me join if you let me show you my...stats.

[TwoBitWriter]

There is no such thing as a party thats too big. It just means that you can start taking on dragons sooner!

[Cristo Meyers]

Psh, can you imagine my party going after a dragon? It'd be like a Three Stooges episode!

I can always convince you to let me join if you let me show you my...stats.

Don't make me hurt you...

[randman22222]

Oooh, I just remembered last night's dream! It was sooo strange.

So, I went to Gringott's, to get some gold from my vault, and after I did that, I went to the Starbucks that was two vaults over from mine. There, I saw Draco Malfoy, who turned out to be a Terminator robot, who tried to kill me. When I got back to the surface of the bank, it had changed into the house we lived in back in Louisiana. Malfoy-Terminator was still chasing me, so I just shouted, "I HATE THIS DREAM!"
And woke up.

Funny how I become aware that dreams are dreams, and that instantly wakes me up.

EDIT: Band name: Moved Chairs.
I NEED TO STOP THIS.

Orrr... Mr. & Mrs. Horrible.
Ahhhh!

Turned Off Hearing Aids
Inferior Electric Chairs
Sapphire Bullets

[UncleWolf]

Don't make me hurt you...

Again, you can try.

[Cristo Meyers]

Oooh, I just remembered last night's dream! It was sooo strange.

So, I went to Gringott's, to get some gold from my vault, and after I did that, I went to the Starbucks that was two vaults over from mine. There, I saw Draco Malfoy, who turned out to be a Terminator robot, who tried to kill me. When I got back to the surface of the bank, it had changed into the house we lived in back in Louisiana. Malfoy-Terminator was still chasing me, so I just shouted, "I HATE THIS DREAM!"
And woke up.

Funny how I become aware that dreams are dreams, and that instantly wakes me up.

EDIT: Band name: Moved Chairs.
I NEED TO STOP THIS.

Orrr... Mr. & Mrs. Horrible.
Ahhhh!

I've been mercifully strange dream free lately.

Those of you that remember my last "I had a strange dream" conversation in RB will know why I say that's "merciful"

I think most dreams end once you become aware that you're dreaming. It's like a kick start to the consciousness.

[TwoBitWriter]

I think most dreams end once you become aware that you're dreaming. It's like a kick start to the consciousness.

Unless you are able to achieve a lucid dream-state. I have only managed to have one in my entire life, and it was the best night of my life.