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    I'll drop my argument, but to me and at least three different people, that is definitely a nip slip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serpentine View Post
    If there is, I'm not seeing it If it's the one Tam's talking about, I think that's just ample bosom + slightly unfortunately shaped garment giving the illusion of a nip-tweak.

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    And in real life I know how to do sword tossing. (My hobby is I work at medieval fair's doing stage combat) Given its a high level technique and it's normally for passing a weapon as opposed to stabbing someone, but still...

    I will admit spears are better for throwing (assuming short spears or javelins) though. But I argue that you CAN throw a sword.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *.*.*.* View Post
    I'll drop my argument, but to me and at least three different people, that is definitely a nip slip.
    According to at least 4 different people, it isn't.
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    It looks like it does but there is no visible nipple nor would their be.
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    Nice, that's an awesome poster. And it depends on perspective. I'd say it might be possible to see a nipple if that was a real person, but I highly doubt it.

    However, without it BEING a real person (who we know has a nipple) I can't say for sure.

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    According to at least 4 different people, it isn't.
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    Nah, not a nip slip. Looks like there might be a hint of areola, but on closer inspection it's just shadow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tam_OConnor View Post
    See, Warlawk, this is why I left out details. They can't nitpick about the details and forget the GLORIOUS POSTER TAX if I don't give them details. That said, I must defend the honor of my weapon.
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    While I think that usually motivators that require you read a page of a comic don't work, these are hilarious.

    What comic is that anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yora View Post
    While I think that usually motivators that require you read a page of a comic don't work, these are hilarious.

    What comic is that anyway?

    The comic is Nedroid and it's an amazing one.

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    The more things like this I see, the more I'm convinced that the Aussies have access to a really kick-ass regional feat that the rest of us don't get.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gbprime View Post
    The more things like this I see, the more I'm convinced that the Aussies have access to a really kick-ass regional feat that the rest of us don't get.
    Nah, I think it's more like Darksun*, the environment is just so inhospitable that all the weak humans died way back when, culling the Australians so that each individual one is a badass.


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    Wait... where's the "wrestling" part of the story?

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    Anyone know where this is from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harnel View Post
    Could I get a source on that?
    Yeah, that would be neat indeed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordokai View Post
    Yeah, that would be neat indeed.
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    Well, it's actually called Siusha's Tavern, so...
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    It is a Tavern, though. It's from Dungeon Fighter Online.

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    Those pictures are nice, but I do not see the one I'm looking for in there. You know, the one in the tavern that started the latest and probably not the last derailment of the thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordokai View Post
    Those pictures are nice, but I do not see the one I'm looking for in there. You know, the one in the tavern that started the latest and probably not the last derailment of the thread?
    The link was in answer to another question, the quotes were for the tavern picture. This was the best I could find personally, hope it helps.

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    Some of these are pretty low image quality

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kobold-Bard View Post
    I've seen it a million times but I still love it, chuckled like a demented child.
    Glad to hear it, I've saved a lot of the ones you've posted so . . .

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    dunno if these have been posted allready
    I think they have, here or in the first thread but . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordokai View Post
    Those pictures are nice, but I do not see the one I'm looking for in there. You know, the one in the tavern that started the latest and probably not the last derailment of the thread?
    I would like to apologize for that, by the way. I never thought that it would cause such a stir. Little kids play that game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf DW View Post
    I would like to apologize for that, by the way. I never thought that it would cause such a stir. Little kids play that game.

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    To quote Dragon Age: Origin's Zevran: "That is a sexy sword, and I must have it."
    "Reach down into your heart and you'll find many reasons to fight. Survival. Honor. Glory. But what about those who feel it's their duty to protect the innocent? There you'll find a warrior savage enough to match any dragon, and in the end, they'll retain what the others won't. Their humanity."

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    To quote Dragon Age: Origin's Zevran: "That is a sexy sword, and I must have it."
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