My Little Pony XI: "Mmph!"

[tonberrian]

Yes. He wears a pair of sun monocles, connected by a strip of metal of convenience. He calls them... BI-MONOCLES. They're going to be BIG once I get the patent!

Not BI-ONOCLES?

[darthbobcat]

Not BI-ONOCLES?

Surprisingly, the name was taken. Much like my Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transport, or BO-AT.

[MCerberus]

Surprisingly, the name was taken. Much like my Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transport, or BO-AT.

To make that worse, all the good names for things have been trademarked by Aperture Science.

[Grif]

Oh hey guys, what's going on-

...

...

I have no idea what's going on.

Ok, back to page 33 to catch up.

[AlterForm]

Surprisingly, the name was taken. Much like my Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transport, or BO-AT.

I looked into the trademark registry. Turns out the same guy took out a trademark on a "Metropolitan Oval Aquatic Trench," or MO-AT. Truly, a genius of the highest calibur.

[darthbobcat]

I looked into the trademark registry. Turns out the same guy took out a trademark on a "Metropolitan Oval Aquatic Trench," or MO-AT. Truly, a genius of the highest calibur.

Engineering's dead. I've genetically spliced an animal with horns that can live off of practically anything and produce valuable milk. I call it the Generally Omnivorous Alpine Traveler, or GO-AT.

[Thanqol]

Yes. He wears a pair of sun monocles, connected by a strip of metal for convenience. He calls them... BI-MONOCLES. They're going to be BIG once I get the patent!

Also, THE SECRET ORIGIN OF RAINBOW DASH. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlOcI...&feature=feedf

This is now canon, even if I have to splice it into Cutie Mark Chronicles when Rainbow Dash tells her story to the CMC.

[darthbobcat]

This is now canon, even if I have to splice it into Cutie Mark Chronicles when Rainbow Dash tells her story to the CMC.

Gentlecolts, BEHOLD. I HAVE SPLICED THIS PONY WITH THIS COTTON CANDY.

Pinkie Pie: Yaaaaaaaay, I'm alive! This calls for a birthday party!

[Raz_Fox]

Hey, Phoe. I finally broke through my writer's block and got some solid work done on the second chapter of Heroics today. But, gee, I'm not sure I should finish it. After all, any pony who thinks that Pony Hell involves Braenbow Dash can't have the good taste to appreciate my prose. Maybe I should start on my next project, Phoecakes.

That said...

Twilight Sparkle is best pony.

Phoe has said it. It is law!

Break the law, go to the dungeon.

Hey, Phoe. Braeburn is best pony. Yeah, you heard me. Better than Octavia and Lyra combined.

[darthbobcat]

(steps back from Raz_Fox) I don't want to get any residual smite.

Can't... can't we just agree ponies are nice and ship them as we choose? Without rubbing it in each others' faces?

Please please please we don't need any smiting or orbital friendship beams or whatever horrors have arisen from the friendship arms race.

[Kyouhen]

Oh hey guys, what's going on-

...

...

I have no idea what's going on.

Ok, back to page 33 to catch up.

You'll be back shortly and just as confused.

[the_druid_droid]

Please please please we don't need any smiting or orbital friendship beams or whatever horrors have arisen from the friendship arms race.

Just move along, citizen, no superweapons to see here.

[darthbobcat]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA FOOLS! MY ULTIMATE SUPERWEAPON IS READY. YEARS OF RESEARCH, BILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF INVESTMENT, SIX ARMS TREATIES VIOLATIONS AND ONE DEAD GO-AT HAVE ALL HELPED ME TO PRODUCE THIS!

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!

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PONY CHIO-CHAN

[Grif]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA FOOLS! MY ULTIMATE SUPERWEAPON IS READY. YEARS OF RESEARCH, BILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF INVESTMENT, SIX ARMS TREATIES VIOLATIONS AND ONE DEAD GO-AT HAVE ALL HELPED ME TO PRODUCE THIS!

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!

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PONY CHIO-CHAN

Picture broke halfway for me.

Your weapon has been rendered useless.

[darthbobcat]

Picture broke halfway for me.

Your weapon has been rendered useless.

Time for my backup weapon. TICKLE BEAM, GO.

"My name's Pinkie Pie."

YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE A TICKLE BEAM. GET THAT LYRA COSPLAYER.

[PhoeKun]

Hey, Phoe. I finally broke through my writer's block and got some solid work done on the second chapter of Heroics today. But, gee, I'm not sure I should finish it. After all, any pony who thinks that Pony Hell involves Braenbow Dash can't have the good taste to appreciate my prose. Maybe I should start on my next project, Phoecakes.

That said...

Pony Hell just involves me writing it. As an apology for this misunderstanding, have some Phoesauce:

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Hey, Phoe. Braeburn is best pony. Yeah, you heard me. Better than Octavia and Lyra combined.

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[the_druid_droid]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA FOOLS! MY ULTIMATE SUPERWEAPON IS READY. YEARS OF RESEARCH, BILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF INVESTMENT, SIX ARMS TREATIES VIOLATIONS AND ONE DEAD GO-AT HAVE ALL HELPED ME TO PRODUCE THIS!

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!

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PONY CHIO-CHAN

Ye gods! If the fiend splices his creation with Fluttershy's DNA we're all doomed! DOOMED I SAY!

SPIT-TAKE EDIT: Cleverbot?!

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[darthbobcat]

Ye gods! If the fiend splices his creation with Fluttershy's DNA we're all doomed! DOOMED I SAY!

No, see, Fluttershy I spliced with Osaka.

[Grif]

Time for my backup weapon. TICKLE BEAM, GO.

"My name's Pinkie Pie."

YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE A TICKLE BEAM. GET THAT LYRA COSPLAYER.

"Oh hi, Pinkie Pie what's.... what are you doing...Mmmmm... hahahahahaahaahahaaha... Stop! I beg you, Stop!"

*collapses on the floor giggling*

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HERESY! LYRA IS BEST PONY.

[the_druid_droid]

No, see, Fluttershy I spliced with Osaka.

Wouldn't Derpy be more appropriate?

[darthbobcat]

Wouldn't Derpy be more appropriate?

Don't you see? The adorable moeness of Fluttershy... with the awkwardness of Osaka. She hits all of the heart strings SIMULTANEOUSLY.

[the_druid_droid]

Don't you see? The adorable moeness of Fluttershy... with the awkwardness of Osaka. She hits all of the heart strings SIMULTANEOUSLY.

So devious...so perfect...

You're a madbird Baron! A MADBIRD!

*Stands up*

I suppose I'll have to ready a weapon of my own.

[Thanqol]

Pony Hell just involves me writing it. As an apology for this misunderstanding, have some Phoesauce:

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I almost fell off my chair laughing.

SPIT-TAKE EDIT: Cleverbot?!

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You know, I never suspected Cleverbot. In retrospect, it was obvious.

[darthbobcat]

THE INGREDIENTS OF PHOESAUCE REVEALED

1/4 cup soy sauce
1 cup water
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
5 tablespoons packed brown sugar
1 -2 tablespoon honey
2 tablespoons cornstarch
1/4 cup cold water
1 pinch chipoltle powder (for spicyness)
1 pinch ground pepper
Love (preferable unicorn appendix love)

It goes well with chicken. If you're having steak, you might want to consider sukiyaki Thanqolsauce

[Raz_Fox]

Please please please we don't need any smiting or orbital friendship beams or whatever horrors have arisen from the friendship arms race.

Oh. Oh, Celestia, you're right.

What have I done?

Though I did not pull the trigger, I built the Friendship Cannon that she holds in her hoof.

Last night, I dreamed-
I climbed to the top of a mountain of rainbows, and for miles I could see the befriendment of man.

I will not be the father of friendship.

Darling Thanqol, everything I have done, I have done for you-
But it's turned out all wrong.

Can I take it back-?
Can I turn off this machine before it destroys everything I've hated?

I will find a way to make this right!
I will find a way, Thanqol!
I will not be the father of friendship!

Pony Hell just involves me writing it. As an apology for this misunderstanding, have some Phoesauce:

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Your hoof-lickin' good Phoesauce has redeemed you, for now. (My computer decided to do a random security update before I could save tonight's work, but thirty minutes of anxious pacing and diving into my computer's various folders produced a backup, which was saved. So let the good times roll!)

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I'm sorry, sweetie, but Braeburn has dialogue. Hammy dialogue. And is Rainbow Dash's one true love. You just have an unrequited crush on Twilight Sparkle.

[darthbobcat]

Oh. Oh, Celestia, you're right.

What have I done?

Though I did not pull the trigger, I built the Friendship Cannon that she holds in her hoof.

Last night, I dreamed-
I climbed to the top of a mountain of rainbows, and for miles I could see the befriendment of man.

I will not be the father of friendship.

Darling Thanqol, everything I have done, I have done for you-
But it's turned out all wrong.

Can I take it back-?
Can I turn off this machine before it destroys everything I've hated?

I will find a way to make this right!
I will find a way, Thanqol!
I will not be the father of friendship!



Your hoof-lickin' good Phoesauce has redeemed you, for now. (My computer decided to do a random security update before I could save tonight's work, but thirty minutes of anxious pacing and diving into my computer's various folders produced a backup, which was saved. So let the good times roll!)



I'm sorry, sweetie, but Braeburn has dialogue. Hammy dialogue. And is Rainbow Dash's one true love. You just have an unrequited crush on Twilight Sparkle.

Hey Raz. I challenge you to put your money where your mouth is.

WRITE A RAINBOW DASH/BRAEBURN FIC WHERE THEY GET TOGETHER WITHOUT THE BENEFIT OF MIND BENDING ALTERNATE REALITIES.

Seriously, I'm curious how you'd do it.

[Thanqol]

Oh. Oh, Celestia, you're right.

What have I done?

Though I did not pull the trigger, I built the Friendship Cannon that she holds in her hoof.

Last night, I dreamed-
I climbed to the top of a mountain of rainbows, and for miles I could see the befriendment of man.

I will not be the father of friendship.

Darling Thanqol, everything I have done, I have done for you-
But it's turned out all wrong.

Can I take it back-?
Can I turn off this machine before it destroys everything I've hated?

I will find a way to make this right!
I will find a way, Thanqol!
I will not be the father of friendship!

"Raz,

Please don't cry for me. I know you never meant for this. I love you completely. Just remember that if I should leave you now, then in my final hour, I pray this letter finds you well before it all goes to hell. She could never bondage the world. It's too big for anypony, and soon the dark will pass. I want so much to be with you but in my heart I know, Raz, the pony thread needs you now. This thread needs you now.

Thanqol"

[Raz_Fox]

Hey Raz. I challenge you to put your money where your mouth is.

WRITE A RAINBOW DASH/BRAEBURN FIC WHERE THEY GET TOGETHER WITHOUT THE BENEFIT OF MIND BENDING ALTERNATE REALITIES.

Seriously, I'm curious how you'd do it.

Certainly, sir! I should be able to fit that in sometime in the summer of 2013, given my current writing list...

Off the top of my head, though, it would be a continuation of Over a Barrel. When the Coltpache tribe of Buffalo run through town, Applejack, Braeburn and Rainbow Dash get kidnapped! They manage to commit a daring escape when the Coltpache finally stop to rest, but they're out in the middle of the desert, tied together, with only Braeburn's wilderness know-how keeping them alive. Braeburn and Rainbow Dash slowly realize that they have more in common then they think, while Applejack slowly starts losing her internal battle with the urge to strangle them so they'll shut up. Subplot: Twilight, Pinkie and Rarity's rescue mission!

-absolute win-

Grif, if you see Thanqol, tell him to wait for me... 'cause I still have work to do.

[the_druid_droid]

Hey Raz. I challenge you to put your money where your mouth is.

WRITE A RAINBOW DASH/BRAEBURN FIC WHERE THEY GET TOGETHER WITHOUT THE BENEFIT OF MIND BENDING ALTERNATE REALITIES.

Seriously, I'm curious how you'd do it.

Mind-bending alternate consciousness perhaps...pony LSD...don't EVER let Pinkie find it though!

[darthbobcat]

Certainly, sir! I should be able to fit that in sometime in the summer of 2013, given my current writing list...

Off the top of my head, though, it would be a continuation of Over a Barrel. When the Coltpache tribe of Buffalo run through town, Applejack, Braeburn and Rainbow Dash get kidnapped! They manage to commit a daring escape when the Coltpache finally stop to rest, but they're out in the middle of the desert, tied together, with only Braeburn's wilderness know-how keeping them alive. Braeburn and Rainbow Dash slowly realize that they have more in common then they think, while Applejack slowly starts losing her internal battle with the urge to strangle them so they'll shut up. Subplot: Twilight, Pinkie and Rarity's rescue mission!

Applejack: Oh ah wish Soarin were here.

ELSEHWERE

Soarin: I feel like my Soarin senses are tingling. I'M NEEDED ELSEWHERE.

ONE HOUR OF FLIGHT LATER

Soarin: Yeah, I'll take the taco grande with extra hayfries.

SIX HOURS OF FLIGHT LATER

Soarin: Hello? Anypony? I'm hungry and the desert's cold at night...