My Little Pony XI: "Mmph!"

[Thanqol]

Phsst, wuss. I've been in close proximity of about dozen Orbital Friendship Cannon strikes, and you don't see anything wrong with me.

The Orbital Friendship Strikes you're referencing by and large have been defensive strikes designed to disintegrate those attacking you.

There is a disintegration ward in the hospital for a reason, after all.

[Grif]

Phsst, wuss. I've been in close proximity of about dozen Orbital Friendship Cannon strikes, and you don't see anything wrong with me.

Aside from the fact you look like a six-year old filly now who is regularly harvested for love?

[EsperDerek]

The Orbital Friendship Strikes you're referencing by and large have been defensive strikes designed to disintegrate those attacking you.

There is a disintegration ward in the hospital for a reason, after all.

Phhst. Sounds like someone's just sore from being disintegrated! I was just referencing that you'd think close proximity to that sort of energy would have some sort of effect, like...

Aside from the fact you look like a six-year old filly now who is regularly harvested for love?

Yeah, that! You'd think I'd..

Oh.

[Aotrs Commander]

Phsst, wuss. I've been in close proximity of about dozen Orbital Friendship Cannon strikes, and you don't see anything wrong with me.

Really? Because:

I must admit, I'm beginning to worry about my sanity and my identity the longer I'm exposed to threads like this.

Yeah, no side-effects there or anything...



Also, Lich. Postive energy hurts. Light energy hurts. Positive-imbued light energy really freakin' hurts.

Like to see how you'd all handle a surprise attack direct hit from an orbital enemity cannon that fired hate-charged negative energy and shadow energy...rassumfrassum livin's...mumblemumblegripemoancomplain...

[Gamerlord]

The OFC has no side effects.
Darn it, not again!

[Thanqol]

Phhst. Sounds like someone's just sore from being disintegrated!

I'm only sore in my atoms

[EsperDerek]

I'm only sore in my atoms

Silly Thanqol, you're complaining almost as much as Raz_Fox did when he accidentally poked his eye a little on my horn!

[Raz_Fox]

Silly Thanqol, you're complaining almost as much as Raz_Fox did when he accidentally poked his eye a little on my horn!

I'm pretty sure that was Thanqol too, bro.

What are you talking about, I am the normalist pony to ever normal a norm! Look at how much sense I'm making! *eye twitch* Just look at all this normal!

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That makes an awesome amount of sense. Clearly, Phoe is the sanest, most normal pony there ever was. Except for Pony Joe, but that's a given.

[Thanqol]

Silly Thanqol, you're complaining almost as much as Raz_Fox did when he accidentally poked his eye a little on my horn!

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[EsperDerek]

I'm pretty sure that was Thanqol too, bro.

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Phsst, I think I remember my own history well enough! Besides, how likely is it that I'm capable of causing so many accidental injuries to Thanqol? I mean, really.

Seriously, I remember that as well as I remember my name, which is PhoeKun. Really now, let's not get silly.

[Thanqol]

Phsst, I think I remember my own history well enough! Besides, how likely is it that I'm capable of causing so many accidental injuries to Thanqol? I mean, really.

I mean, seriously. I remember that as well as I remember my name, which is PhoeKun. I mean, really now.

This is ridiculous! Surely you remember bzzt the time when we were standing atop a pair of nuclear missiles in high atmosphere, throwing pies at each other? You took my eye.

Crshshsht time we were in the tunnels under Nulun, and that Skaven dropped that laughing gas sphere. I wasn't able to stop laughing for three days

crkrkrkrkrkrrrrrrrrrrk dropped in Africa with a simple mission: Find and befriend the Esperderek, the pony responsible for hugging both sides

tickticktickohgodtimeiscomingunstuckhelpme

[EsperDerek]

This is ridiculous! Surely you remember bzzt the time when we were standing atop a pair of nuclear missiles in high atmosphere, throwing pies at each other? You took my eye.

Crshshsht time we were in the tunnels under Nulun, and that Skaven dropped that laughing gas sphere. I wasn't able to stop laughing for three days

crkrkrkrkrkrrrrrrrrrrk dropped in Africa with a simple mission: Find and befriend the Esperderek, the pony responsible for hugging both sides

tickticktickohgodtimeiscomingunstuckhelpme

I suppose you'll blame me for your Chronal Displacement Syndrome now, too! Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and accept your own mistakes, Thanqol.

Geez, you'd think I raised you better than that.

[Thanqol]

I suppose you'll blame me for your Chronal Displacement Syndrome now, too! Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and accept your own mistakes, Thanqol.

Geez, you'd think I raised you better than that.

I'm sorry, Princess Mommy. I'll try to be more chronologically stable next time

[EsperDerek]

I'm sorry, Princess Mommy. I'll try to be more chronologically stable next time

That's my Thanqol! I think you deserve some ice cream! It's situations like this that make me worry for my identity!

[Thanqol]

That's my Thanqol! I think you deserve some ice cream! It's situations like this that make me worry for my identity!

Yay! You're the best mommy ever! And just think: If you decide your reality isn't this one, you're going to leave me orphaned. In the care of Raz_Fox.

[Raz_Fox]

Yay! You're the best mommy ever! And just think: If you decide your reality isn't this one, you're going to leave me orphaned. In the care of Raz_Fox.

I'm an airship pirate now. Airship pirates are cool. And science has shown that orphans left in the care of eccentric uncles who happen to be pirates go on awesome adventures, get drunk before it's legal, get into awesome sword-fights, and usually get an awesome marefriend from, like, Grif's harem or the island tribes of Marelantis. So drink up, me heartie, yo ho.

[Thanqol]

I'm an airship pirate now. Airship pirates are cool. And science has shown that orphans left in the care of eccentric uncles who happen to be pirates go on awesome adventures, get drunk before it's legal, get into awesome sword-fights, and usually get an awesome marefriend from, like, Grif's harem or the island tribes of Marelantis. So drink up, me heartie, yo ho.

Oh wow! Princess Mommy, can I go with the airship pirate? Pleaaaaaaaaaaase? It'll count as my christmas and birthday present put together!

[EsperDerek]

Yay! You're the best mommy ever! And just think: If you decide your reality isn't this one, you're going to leave me orphaned. In the care of Raz_Fox.

I'm an airship pirate now. Airship pirates are cool. And science has shown that orphans left in the care of eccentric uncles who happen to be pirates go on awesome adventures, get drunk before it's legal, get into awesome sword-fights, and usually get an awesome marefriend from, like, Grif's harem or the island tribes of Marelantis. So drink up, me heartie, yo ho.

What are you talking about? I've always approved of your friendship with Uncle Raz_Fox. Sure, he's a little bit strange, but he's always meant well, and his adventures have done a lot to bring you out of your shell!

[Thanqol]

What are you talking about? I've always approved of your friendship with Uncle Raz_Fox. Sure, he's a little bit strange, but he's always meant well, and his adventures have done a lot to bring you out of your shell!

YAY! You're the best! Unkie Fox, Unkie Fox! Can I pilot the ship!?

[Aotrs Commander]

Y'know, disintegration aside, I'm thinking I'm quite fortunate to be Undead, as I seem to be setting the standard for sanity in this thread now. (Immunity to mind-affecting effects clearly does render me unaffected by the fallout of the OFC and/or ponies, if not the physical effects.)

Which, coming from the racially-insane, Undead, rocket-launcher-and-starship-obessed, omnicidal megalomanic, is really quite worrying...

[Gamerlord]

I'm curious, has anyone shipped Rainbow Dash/Trixie yet?
Because I think that is the only RD ship yet to happen.
Of course, their respective egos make that impossible.

[Aotrs Commander]

I'm curious, has anyone shipped Rainbow Dash/Trixie yet?
Because I think that is the only RD ship yet to happen.

What about RD/Spike?

A proper, decent one, I mean.

(You will all eventually give in due to repetition! Spike will have his day!)

[EsperDerek]

Y'know, disintegration aside, I'm thinking I'm quite fortunate to be Undead, as I seem to be setting the standard for sanity in this thread now. (Immunity to mind-affecting effects clearly does render me unaffected by the fallout of the OFC and/or ponies, if not the physical effects.)

Which, coming from the racially-insane, Undead, rocket-launcher-and-starship-obessed, omnicidal megalomanic, is really quite worrying...

What are you talking about? You're not an undead lich, you're a little pony. A pegasus, a red one, with yellow mane and tail. You have a little skull for a cutie mark! Don't be silly, you've always been a pony.

[Thanqol]

What are you talking about? You're not an undead lich, you're a little pony. A pegasus, a red one, with yellow mane and tail. You have a little skull for a cutie mark! Don't be silly, you've always been a pony.

He's krshshsht right. Like, I knew you as a pony back on the Wizards boards in '04. I was amazed that you could hold that persona so consistently, and amazed that you would because at the time all we really had were the pre-FIM ponies.

Guess those years of ponification finally paid off, huh?

[Trixie]

Hm, if we're posting Mmph!Ponies now, here, have five pictures that were considered for OP, but I sort of never got to change it last week :P

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Mmph!Content*, you have been warned :P

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*Though, should still be board-safe.

[Grif]

I'm an airship pirate now. Airship pirates are cool. And science has shown that orphans left in the care of eccentric uncles who happen to be pirates go on awesome adventures, get drunk before it's legal, get into awesome sword-fights, and usually get an awesome marefriend from, like, Grif's harem or the island tribes of Marelantis. So drink up, me heartie, yo ho.

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Harem?

I'm okay with this.

Hm, if we're posting Mmph!Ponies now, here, have five pictures that were considered for OP, but I sort of never got to change it last week :P

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Mmph!Content*, you have been warned :P

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*Though, should still be board-safe.

How is that Lyra pic considered Mmph! material again? The AB and Dash one was funny though.

[TheAmishPirate]

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Harem?

I'm okay with this.

Harem?

Grif, this is a weapons locker full of shotguns...is there something you need to tell us?

[Thanqol]

Harem?

Grif, this is a weapons locker full of shotguns...is there something you need to tell us?

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Okay, I'm so tired that's actually seeming funny to me. Time for sleep.

[Raz_Fox]

YAY! You're the best! Unkie Fox, Unkie Fox! Can I pilot the ship!?

Hahaha NO. Sorry, lil' Thanqy, but the big pirates need to pilot the ship. But how about I show you how to rig the sails instead? That's something a colt your age can do!

Harem?

Grif, this is a weapons locker full of shotguns...is there something you need to tell us?

ALL MY LAUGHTER, TAKE IT



@Trixie: Hmmm, I notice that none of those pictures actually have "Mmph"-ing in them. Though that last picture gets a pass, because, erm... I'll be in my bunk.

[Grif]

Harem?

Grif, this is a weapons locker full of shotguns...is there something you need to tell us?

*Crazy-Lyra mode*
I'm going to cut you up and make you into...

Oh hi Twilight. Just erm... taking my shotgun out for a walk. Yeah. A walk.