[d&d 3.5] Anyone want to crash a party? (IC)

[blade artist]

Knack goes off killing things with the smile he always has plastered on his face, since it is indeed plastered on his face...

[Sir Rigel]

Alright Delusions in my head I think really hard, If you are really who you claim you are could you by chance tell me where this Herm guy is?

[blade artist]

Since I'm your delusion, then you would actually be talking to yourself. So if you don't know, I don't know... Try asking that red voice.

Oh, George says hi.

Hiiiiiiii!

[Fates]

Realizing that not enough is happening, Hallok orders Celeste, Raalzak, and Darius to aid him in casting his Cloak of Terror spell. When the spell is complete, he uses his mastery of shaping to ensure that it doesn't affect Raalzak, Celeste, or the beholders/orbs/gauths, and has Celeste heal all of the participants. He allows it to affect his vampires, as it actually gives them (20d20)[223] temporary hit points. He then orders all his monstrous army not to come within 100 feet of him, and also has Darius cast greater invisibility on Celeste, and then teleport her to Knick Knack. When she arrives, she whispers in his ear. Father is coming. He wants me to give you this so that his spell doesn't harm you. She casts Death Ward, and does the same with each clone. Hallok then leaps off of Raalzak, flying down into the city. He burns with intense black flame, and his aura can be seen from miles away. He flies down the the ground, his eyes and crown burning scarlet amongst the black flames, and casts a quickened widened earthquake, centered on himself, though ignoring himself and his vampires (who fly down with him). All people within 100 feet of him gain (20d20)[212] negative levels from his Cloak of Terror, and if this kills them, they are turned into vampires under Hallok's control. Lastly, Hallok casts a quickened greater shout, crying out a challenge. Your city cannot possibly stand against my legions! Surrender, and your deaths will be quick!

Intimidate check: (1d29+106)[119]

[Eric Scott]

Realizing that not enough is happening, Hallok orders Celeste, Raalzak, and Darius to aid him in casting his Cloak of Terror spell. When the spell is complete, he uses his mastery of shaping to ensure that it doesn't affect Raalzak, Celeste, or the beholders/orbs/gauths, and has Celeste heal all of the participants. He allows it to affect his vampires, as it actually gives them [roll0] temporary hit points. He then orders all his monstrous army not to come within 100 feet of him, and also has Darius cast greater invisibility on Celeste, and then teleport her to Knick Knack. When she arrives, she whispers in his ear. Father is coming. He wants me to give you this so that his spell doesn't harm you. She casts Death Ward, and does the same with each clone. Hallok then leaps off of Raalzak, flying down into the city. He burns with intense black flame, and his aura can be seen from miles away. He flies down the the ground, his eyes and crown burning scarlet amongst the black flames, and casts a quickened widened earthquake, centered on himself, though ignoring himself and his vampires (who fly down with him). All people within 100 feet of him gain [roll1] negative levels from his Cloak of Terror, and if this kills them, they are turned into vampires under Hallok's control. Lastly, Hallok casts a quickened greater shout, crying out a challenge. Your city cannot possibly stand against my legions! Surrender, and your deaths will be quick!

Intimidate check: [roll2]

Now were having some fun... you kill all of the people in the city... but, the huge winged creatures are unfazed. And proceed to rip every vampire, you just made, apart.

[Eric Scott]

Also, Sense Motive (1d20+160)[169]

[Fates]

Huge winged creatures- wha? Fates has not heard of such things.

[Eric Scott]

Huge winged creatures- wha? Fates has not heard of such things.

They're special.

[blade artist]

Hey, aren't I ripping and terring those things to shreds?

[Eric Scott]

Hey, aren't I ripping and terring those things to shreds?

The Huge Winged Creatures (now to be referred to as HWC's)? If so, you will probably want to roll for initiative and specify how many you want to fight at a time...

[Doomboy911]

Gents you all been blowing enemies away mind if I solo this one while you fight? Also persistent time stop to grab any townsfolk showing any signs that they're still alive and get them out of town. Than gather up all the dead if there are over 400 than I put 200 in one pile and the other near the townsfolk with a sign saying that they will be brought back. If less than 400 than I only take 100.

Also if everyone is willing to let me duke it out than I'll let the birdie go first. Than I'm going to maybe make a mount out of it or dinner. Just because we're gods doesn't mean I won't be peeing and eating.

[blade artist]

I'll take one for now and use that to gauge how many I could actually take on.

init. (1d20+7)[26]

[Sir Rigel]

*sip*

(adding divine characteristics to character)

[blade artist]

(you're still rank 0 Rigel, you barely get anything.

immunities
speed
spell resistance
deflection =Cha to AC
fire resistance
max hp)

[Sir Rigel]

(I know, I haven't added them to the character sheet yet.(and I am still working on that first rank, need to figure out something I can do to either piss off the city enough so their enemies/prisoners worship, or to please the city... probably going to be the former, but we will see...))

[Eric Scott]

Gents you all been blowing enemies away mind if I solo this one while you fight? Also persistent time stop to grab any townsfolk showing any signs that they're still alive and get them out of town. Than gather up all the dead if there are over 400 than I put 200 in one pile and the other near the townsfolk with a sign saying that they will be brought back. If less than 400 than I only take 100.

Also if everyone is willing to let me duke it out than I'll let the birdie go first. Than I'm going to maybe make a mount out of it or dinner. Just because we're gods doesn't mean I won't be peeing and eating.

There are 371 bodies...

I'll take one for now and use that to gauge how many I could actually take on.

init. (1d20)[3]

Initiative: (1d20)[3]

It would appear you go first...

[Doomboy911]

I suppose I could just zombify them all and than bring them back to life.

[blade artist]

Knack charges furiously at the winged beast, in a fury of one that believes that the sky is not meant for creatures of their kind.

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manifest psionic lion's charge for 13pp as a swift action (i can make a full attack on a charge and all attacks on the charge gain a +10 competence bonus to damage)

Charge at the flying thingie, full attack for 2 claw attacks

(1d20+34)[46]
crit confirm (1d20+32)[34]
damage (6d6+23)[46]

(1d20+34)[54]
crit confirm (1d20+34)[47]
damage (6d6+23)[48]

in addition, I expend my psicrystal's psionic focus to empower my two attacks with wounding attack, the creature will also take one point of constitution damage from either attack (meaning if both attacks hit, he takes 2 points of constitution damage.)

edit: natural 20, Booyaa!

[Eric Scott]

Knack charges furiously at the winged beast, in a fury of one that believes that the sky is not meant for creatures of their kind.

Spoiler

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manifest psionic lion's charge for 13pp as a swift action (i can make a full attack on a charge and all attacks on the charge gain a +10 competence bonus to damage)

Charge at the flying thingie, full attack for 2 claw attacks

(1d20+20)[34]
crit confirm (1d20+20)[27]
damage (1d20+20)[23]

(1d20+20)[25]
crit confirm (1d20+20)[29]
damage (1d20+20)[29]

in addition, I expend my psicrystal's psionic focus to empower my two attacks with wounding attack, the creature will also take one point of constitution damage from either attack (meaning if both attacks hit, he takes 2 points of constitution damage.)

edit: natural 20, Booyaa!

You hit it with both attacks... although, it only takes half the damage... and you take the other half (Amulet of Retribution). And because of Karmic Strike, it gets attacks for the ones you hit with... and then still gets it's normal attacks.

Karmic Strike 1:
Attack: (1d20+20)[34]
Damage: [roll]8d8+6[roll]

Karmic Strike 2:
Attack: (1d20+20)[27]
Damage: [roll]8d8+6[roll]

Full Attack:
Attack 1: (1d20+20)[23]
Damage: [roll]8d8+6[roll]

Attack 2: (1d20+20)[25]
Damage: [roll]8d8+6[roll]

Attack 3: (1d20+20)[29]
Damage: [roll]8d8+6[roll]

Attack 4: (1d20+20)[29]
Damage: [roll]8d8+6[roll]

Attack 5: (1d20+20)[37]
Damage: [roll]8d8+6[roll]

Attack 6: (1d20+20)[31]
Damage: [roll]8d8+6[roll]

Attack 7: (1d20+20)[24]
Damage: [roll]8d8+6[roll]

Attack 8: (1d20+20)[21]
Damage: [roll]8d8+6[roll]

[Eric Scott]

I appear to have missed the slashes...

Damage 1: (8d8+6)[46]

Damage 2: (8d8+6)[40]

Damage 3: (8d8+6)[30]

Damage 4: (8d8+6)[46]

Damage 5: (8d8+6)[40]

Damage 6: (8d8+6)[45]

Damage 7: (8d8+6)[54]

Damage 8: (8d8+6)[35]

Damage 9: (8d8+6)[37]

Damage 10: (8d8+6)[35]

Edit: That's better...

[Fates]

Hallok watches Knick Knack getting himself into unnecessary fights. He couldn't let the warforged look like he's not doing anything, but then again....

Unsure, he casts a persistent time stop and then contact other plane to contact Kord. These winged beasts... Who do they fight for? Are they protecting or attacking the city?

[Eric Scott]

Hallok watches Knick Knack getting himself into unnecessary fights. He couldn't let the warforged look like he's not doing anything, but then again....

Unsure, he casts a persistent time stop and then contact other plane to contact Kord. These winged beasts... Who do they fight for? Are they protecting or attacking the city?

They are protectors of the city... although, they will attack anything that looks like it might harm the city... every so often they kill a homeless person.

[Fates]

Hallok thanks the god of strength, and then creates ten thousand walls of fire where the winged beast flies, and then ends the time stop, ordering his vampires to take down the winged beast, and casting two quickened dimension doors to transport Joe and Winulhy directly next to it, as well as an intensified bull's strength to make them stronger.

Darius casts a maximized empowered energy drain (using rods) as well as a maximized quickened empowered energy drain (using rods, again) to give the winged beast a total of 24 negative levels.

Joe makes a full attack against the beast, his scimitars whirling like a steel tornado.

(1d20+76)[96]
(1d20+76)[80]
(1d20+76)[92]
(1d20+76)[81]
(1d20+71)[74]
(1d20+71)[73]
(1d20+66)[75]
(1d20+66)[86]
(1d20+61)[62]
(1d20+61)[75]

Once again, epic spells are everyone's friend.


Winulhy uses his strike of perfect clarity.

(1d20+92)[108]

[blade artist]

All your attacks missed... A natural 20 technically wouldn't hit me...

manifest empatic transfer hostile for 7pp. damage is empathic in nature, so it cannot be negated and such. That includes your amulet thingie I'm pretty sure as well

touch attack (1d20+32)[34]
70 damage unless Will DC 19 for half

Also, would you like Fortitude saves for massive damage? (we each took 71 damage from my attacks)
(1d20+26)[40]

@ MoF: Can't you let me do it myself

[Fates]

Damage for Joe (how did I only get two that were 15-20?)

Criticals (the 92 and 96)

Crit confirms:
(1d20+76)[95]
(1d20+76)[84]

Crit damage:
(3d6+54)[66]
(3d6+54)[66]

Prismatic effects:
(1d8)[7]
(1d8)[1]

Normal attacks:
(2d6+27)[37]
(2d6+27)[34]
(2d6+27)[33]
(2d6+27)[33]
(2d6+27)[32]
(2d6+27)[32]
(2d6+27)[39]
(2d6+27)[33]


Winulhy Damage:
[roll]2d4+1d6+136[/roll]

[Eric Scott]

Hallok thanks the god of strength, and then creates ten thousand walls of fire where the winged beast flies, and then ends the time stop, ordering his vampires to take down the winged beast, and casting two quickened dimension doors to transport Joe and Winulhy directly next to it, as well as an intensified bull's strength to make them stronger.

Darius casts a maximized empowered energy drain (using rods) as well as a maximized quickened empowered energy drain (using rods, again) to give the winged beast a total of 24 negative levels.

Joe makes a full attack against the beast, his scimitars whirling like a steel tornado.

[roll0]
[roll1]
[roll2]
[roll3]
[roll4]
[roll5]
[roll6]
[roll7]
[roll8]
[roll9]

Once again, epic spells are everyone's friend.


Winulhy uses his strike of perfect clarity.

[roll10]

All them attacks hit... also, the Flying Creatures are burneded to death...

Hurray! You defeated Wave 1.

Second wave...

Another 50 of the Flying Creatures... and 50 Nonflying Creatures.

[Fates]

Redo for Winolhy
(2d4+136)[143] + (1d6)[3]

Oh, and Joe's prismatic effects cause the winged beast to take 20 fire damage (reflex DC 65 Half) and it must make a DC 65 will save or be sent to another plane.

[Sir Rigel]

I'll go ahead and ask the barkeep Alright, you can't tell me where Norm is... but could you tell me where the nearest government office is. I want to share this with an old friend you see. Gestures towards the bottle of booze and proceeds to take a small sip out of it
I do owe him that much.

[Fates]

Hallok sends a message to Knick Knack. They're defending the city, you buffoon! If you attack them, they'll think you're fighting for me!

[Fates]

Oh, and Hallok cries out an incantation as he is wreathed in a layer of deadly scarlet flames, creating an eight-times empowered intensified fire storm around himself (using mastery of shaping so that it doesn't hurt himself or his compadres) Anyone coming within eighty feet of him, up, down, or to the side, will take 1440 hellfire damage.