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2012-07-12, 10:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
SpoilerThis is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
guess what I was gone but now I'm back
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2012-07-13, 01:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
"Good choice! Of course, I don't use a knife myself. Rather, I prefer..." Blades drew several very sharp-looking daggers. "...lots of knives! 'N disks too when throwin', 'cause they're quite good for that.
"Now, when ya're usin' daggers in close quarters, ya need to be careful 'cause ya don't have much reach, but they're very manoeuvrable 'cause they're so light. 'N at long range, ya need to make sure the blade hits first, but the short length doesn't matter as much 'n once ya get good, ya'll be throwin' 'em mighty fast, 'n they're pretty painful! So which would ya like to learn first?"When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
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2012-07-13, 01:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
"Well, with a full strength vampony, you're up against a foe who can move at fast speeds, wield super strength, sharp senses, mind altering powers, regeneration, and then there's the mess with what type of pony you were before you were changed, earth vamponies all have twice the increased physical abilities than what they already have, pegasi vamponies of course have their flight but its upgraded to super speed flight, and then unicorn vamponies....well undefined given the range of magic abilities. I myself can peek into recent memories....and also older buried ones with a lot more time, then of course, there's the passive ability where all vamponies can sense each other at certain ranges. Then it gets more complicated...oi....the older you are/have long been around, you're even stronger, its messy, but I had two hundred something years to figure some of these things out," She shook her head and oi vey'd.SpoilerPony Rp-Fox Trot Profile
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2012-07-13, 02:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
"Then let's just hope we're dealin' with a bunch of young bucks." Sandy said with a jovial grin. Inwardly, he was completely dumbfounded and despairing of their chances of victory (apart from using the wave motion gun again), but a good soldier never gave up hope. At least, they always seemed like they hadn't given up hope. That was probably a Captain's Protocol somewhere. "Thanks for all your help, Miss M."
He gave a brief nod to Zephyr as he turned to follow Rainbow. "'Pologies again 'bout jumpin' you like that, we had right good reason t'be suspicious." He rummaged about in his pockets and hovered over some bits. "Give that t'Blitz when he wakes up. Tell him...tell him Sandstorm wanted t'be sure he was alright after his...accident."Last edited by TheAmishPirate; 2012-07-13 at 02:42 AM.
I'm developing a game. Let's see what happens! Complex.
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2012-07-13, 04:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
Daniel
Insert comical series of head-swinging look trades between the vamp couple and the Cirrus couple.
"Right. So. Before the awkward meter hits 9,000..." He sidesteps out the door with Sandy and Rainbow.
Once they're outside, he mutters something about sitting on top of a couple superweapons and freakin' healing and something about a doctor. Then he adjusts his glasses. "Right then. Problem solved, I suppose. Wish your friends luck for me."D&D is the only game I can think of (with the possible exception of Calvinball) where the only way to lose is by playing to win.
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2012-07-13, 04:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
Zephyr briefly glanced at him and nodded taking the Bits as he put the out of it Blitz on his back. He flew up to the cat walk and towards the broken window waiting for Miss M.
The red mare gave Sandy a wink. "See you later tonight Senior Shores." She totally trolled and in flash was up on the catwalk. She dropped a bag of Bits, for the window. And with that, the two vamponies and theirfoodBlitz were off into the night.SpoilerPony Rp-Fox Trot Profile
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2012-07-13, 04:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
Gitp's No. 1 Cake hater
On Vacation until Aug 7th.
Spell currently researching: Explosive Pie.
Weapon currently crafting: +1 cakebane kris
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2012-07-13, 05:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
Sandy marched stiffly out the door behind the other two ponies.
Must...not...react...fillyfriend...will...murder me...
Try as he might, he couldn't stop a little dab of red from growing and spreading over his cheeks.
Sandy offered his hoof to shake. "Pleasure workin' with you, but next time, maybe think about just stakin' his leg or somethin'?" he said with a lopsided grin, smile hopefully hiding his flushing cheeks. "Gets the job done, an' keeps things less awkward if we've got th' wrong pony.."
He couldn't shake the feeling that they were forgetting something back in the club, but as the dice roller would have it, he just couldn't put his hoof on it.
And that put an end to further joking around. "Right, let's all get our stuff an' head back t'report. Maybe the Cap'n and Silverpine found somethin' too."Last edited by TheAmishPirate; 2012-07-13 at 05:04 AM.
I'm developing a game. Let's see what happens! Complex.
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2012-07-13, 05:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
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2012-07-13, 05:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
Gitp's No. 1 Cake hater
On Vacation until Aug 7th.
Spell currently researching: Explosive Pie.
Weapon currently crafting: +1 cakebane kris
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2012-07-13, 06:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
"I think it's time for a long overdue dinner," Icy said, though her ears was visibly red from the sweet whispers of Fox. She reluctantly wriggled out of his embrace, and stood up, fussing with her mane.
"What a day indeed," Silverpine said, smiling wanly at her cute head snuggled on his shoulder. "Though par for the course for the Cirrus crew."
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2012-07-13, 06:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
"I think for now, here, I'm good with this, with a cute fillyfriend to hold, maybe I'll think of something later," He gave her a little peck on the cheek and looked up at the ceiling with a goofy smile. This mostly crappy day, considering all those shenanigans, was made better a bit here.
"Dine out or at home?" He asked fussing with his own mane, getting it back to its tussled but neat look. He took a moment to admire her flank before getting up and goosing her. "Hehe..sorry...couldn't help it." He nuzzled her cheek. "Mmm, we can go out, to a nice restaurant, unless you're up for cooking."
"What a day indeed," Silverpine said, smiling wanly at her cute head snuggled on his shoulder. "Though par for the course for the Cirrus crew."
"And of course I doubt its not over haha...Mmm.....I'm considering some coffee here, want me to make you a cup of joe?" She asked casually picking up his right hoof with hers and flicking off an annoying speck of dirt.SpoilerPony Rp-Fox Trot Profile
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2012-07-13, 07:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
Valley
Oh, he sends it flying away, but not before Barb flows out of it, covered in Shimmerite, and going to send a punch to his...er...special parts.
And with her metal bending ability...I doubt his armor will do much.
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Aero
Aero will lead him to the outdoors movie theater, where they were going to be playing The Amazing Spiderpony.
"Ya want popcorn or something, kiddo?"Busy with Life
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2012-07-13, 08:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
Icy yelped as Fox goosed her, and retaliated with a light tail smack on the nose. She didn't seemed all too offended by it though. "I rather not burn my house down just to make dinner, so dine out it is."
Silverpine nodded. "You know mine. Black, with sugar."
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2012-07-13, 09:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
I'm developing a game. Let's see what happens! Complex.
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2012-07-13, 10:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
SpoilerThis is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
guess what I was gone but now I'm back
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2012-07-13, 01:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
"Oh, I was just thinkin' we'd find one of those really big rats we have around here..." Blades paused, glanced at Arvadraa, and changed her mind about what she was going to say next. "...or if ya prefer, I've got a spare, empty armour stand for ya to practice against. At least, until the dull-edged ones are ready."
Last edited by PurityIcekiller; 2012-07-13 at 01:33 PM.
When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
Game and roleplaying stuff.
The data is 1's and 0's. Life is the jazz. (Previous avatars)
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2012-07-13, 02:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
"Likewise, Sandy. And fair enough, I'll keep that in mind. Do me a favor and keep safe."
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"No need for either. Just use me. It's a better simulation, especially once we get to vital organs and aiming for same." She taps her pitch-black coat. "Knives won't hurt me."
"Dodge if something goes wrong, Shadowmare. You're existing for two now, remember."
"Oh yes, I couldn't possibly imagine the horror of letting the good doctor get hurt."D&D is the only game I can think of (with the possible exception of Calvinball) where the only way to lose is by playing to win.
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2012-07-13, 04:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
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2012-07-13, 07:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
She saw this image before in her watching of ponies. A phrase appeared half of the time. Perhaps Ember would flip head. Then she would need to understand the phrase. "Excuse my departure. Ah shall return." She said suddenly. The Kelpie slinked out of Ember"legs and race back down to the first floor. "Awbade! Awbade! What is love?" Yeah
Oh,i don't know why you're not there
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong
Gimme a sign
So once they get to the alley, the sniper darts over to back of the dumpsters and cradles her weaponry. "Ssshhh. Mommy is here."Gitp's No. 1 Cake hater
On Vacation until Aug 7th.
Spell currently researching: Explosive Pie.
Weapon currently crafting: +1 cakebane kris
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2012-07-13, 07:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
"Alright then, what is that my lady craves, aside from my lips?" He smirked, his nose tickling a little from her little tail smack. He then glanced off to the side dropping his smirk. "Mmm...my love, could we drop by my house first? I'd like to...drop off the duffel bag."
Silverpine nodded. "You know mine. Black, with sugar."
"Alright, I'll be right back," She stretched a bit before getting up and walking away. From within the room the minion pony was locked in, loud laughter could be heard, the banging having had stopped.
()
"Huh? Oh uh..." Aubade paused in surprise at the sudden appearance of Lochbed in the kitchen. Aubade herself was was trying to figure out a menu for tonight with the given ingredients available.
"Uhm...welll Miss Lochbed....Love is...I suppose a sort of deep affection and attachment one has for another or object."SpoilerPony Rp-Fox Trot Profile
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2012-07-13, 07:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
I'm developing a game. Let's see what happens! Complex.
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2012-07-13, 07:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
Ask me about our low price vacation plans in the Elemental Plane of Puppies and PieSpoiler
Evoker avatar by kpenguin. Evoker Pony by Dirtytabs. Grey Mouser, disciple of cupcakes by me. Any and all commiepuppies by BRC
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2012-07-13, 10:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
Icy eyed the duffel bag distastefully, as if the entire thing was about to jump out and eat her. "Yes. That would be prudent." She glanced back at her love and smirked again. "I feel like a hankering for some pizza now."
Silverpine rapped on the door, though he knew full well this was probably futile. "Pipe down in there. Or we might just use socks for gags instead."
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2012-07-13, 10:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
"Pizza eh? Wouldn't have guessed a classy lady like you would go for pizza," He put on a smirk for her and went to pick up his saddle bags and the duffel bag to sling over. "But, pizza it is, heh."
Silverpine rapped on the door, though he knew full well this was probably futile. "Pipe down in there. Or we might just use socks for gags instead."
"Yea??? Ca'me an buddy just'a you try hahahah!" He egged on in delight. "Hah!...'fore night is thru you is gonna be cahllectin' body of yer li'ttle fillyfriend! Haha!SpoilerPony Rp-Fox Trot Profile
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2012-07-13, 10:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
SpoilerThis is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
guess what I was gone but now I'm back
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2012-07-13, 11:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
Arvadraa uses the split second before impact to do two things: Make a 'WTB' face, and put said face directly in the trajectory path, and the knife bounces off harmlessly.
"Arrrgh! The pain!!" She writhes for a moment before opening one eye, then the other. "Kidding. Try to go for 'kill-points' when you throw. For example facing front, the neck is your best bet, though if they're looking down or forward it might work better if you throw a knife above them to get them to look up, then fire.
Also, if you're feeling lucky, try hitting the chest, just where the neck ends. Even small penetration might sever the subclavians, and if you go deep enough you could also get the heart. When you really get good aim, the eyes are an excellent place to hit, as well." She tosses the knife back to Yohanna, then blinks a few times. She stands still a moment, clearly in a (brief) BSOD, then shakes her head.
"Sorry. Asked for advice, got it, information overload there. Try again." She smiles encouragingly.D&D is the only game I can think of (with the possible exception of Calvinball) where the only way to lose is by playing to win.
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2012-07-13, 11:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
Thank you. Lessee...
She squints, and hurls it, somewhat faster at roughly the spot between Arvadraa's eyes.SpoilerThis is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
guess what I was gone but now I'm back
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2012-07-14, 12:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
D&D is the only game I can think of (with the possible exception of Calvinball) where the only way to lose is by playing to win.
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2012-07-14, 12:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
Yohanna steps back nervously. Er..ah? Are you okay?
SpoilerThis is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
guess what I was gone but now I'm back