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Thread: Trog's Tavern CXXXII
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2007-01-01, 01:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Trog's Tavern CXXXII
Come and enjoy our unique beverages! Enjoy the casual atmosphere in our Casablanca-meets-rustic-Asian facilities. Chat with friends out on the bamboo patio or stroll inside and grab a private, fern-surrounded booth.
Trog's Tavern has been enchanted to be indestructible. Please refrain from attempting to damage it, as it will not work.
Theme Song
NOW HIRING: Bartenders, Cooks, Talented bards, Burly bouncers, etc.
(Hey bards: just take spotlight in the tavern's center and start singing!)
STAFF:
Manager: El Jaspero
Bouncers: Hoseki, Tempest Stormwing, Valthreborn Valthera
Bartender: Trog, El J, Nina, Paige, Cosmo, Alex Shipmaster, Erdan
Cook: Kobold Who
Trog would like to introduce:
Nina - a feisty and vivacious 18 year old (she's legal). Mean and completely unavailable.
Paige - a sweet and wholesome elf working her way through college at SIU here in town.
Cosmo - a quick-witted and oppressed gnome scoundrel.
All will be happy to serve you. ((Since all are NPCs they are up for communal control. Feel free to say what they do or say to you or any other patron. To a point.))
GET A FREE DRINK ON YOUR FIRST BARBARIAN POST HERE!
THE CURRENT DRINK MENU
Wines:
Catoblepas Sauvingnon
Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with a hits of oak and black cherry.
Kobold Chianti - Tart and tangy! Try it with fava beans!
Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose.
Purple Worm Pinot - Earthy aroma.
Funky Llama - A rich fruity wine, available in white or red.
Xorn Zinfandel - Sweet and fruity!
Cormyrian Fireamber - Imported and very good.
Spoonake Chablis - Straight from the Underdark!
Feline's Fancy - A purplish, swirly mixture that any feline will adore.
Bar Drinks:
Pina CoLlama - If you're not into yoga and have half a brain.
Swampwater - A Phosphorescent lemon-lime delight
Jasphattan - Sweet vermouth with bitters and more.
White Russian Wukei - Vodka, Kahlua, and Milk.
Long Island Iced Tea - Tastes better than it will make you feel in the morning.
Mai Tai - Dark and pineapple juice.
Sneak on the Beach - Vodka, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice and Peach Schapps.
Rust Monster - Scotch and Drambuie.
Coffee Martini - buzzzzz.
Murderita - Wasted away again...
Rampaging Rail Mixer - Mad strong!
Ice Liqueur - Guaranteed to cool you down.
Dwarf Spirits Available
Aboleth Absinthe
LEVEL UP LIQUER - Need a few extra XP? We gots XP in a bottle!
Dragon's Liver Buster - The strongest drink in the house. Don't say we didn't warn you...
Constitution Crushing Wine - Fort. DC 35 or pass out!
Djinn and Tonic - Whirling ice cubes, fizzy soda, and one drunk genie.
Rum Llamonade Daquiri
Mudslide Daquiri
Chuul Lounge - Bacardi Limon, Aberration , creme de bananes and juices into a Chuul shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into a highball glass half-filled with ice cubes, and serve.
Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood, the perfect drink for vampires and similar creatures.
Black Market Wallbanger
Hydrogelic's 110 proof Firewater
Guild Vodka No. 3
Black Shadow - A strong concoction guaranteed to send a chill down your spine at any temperature.
Wizard Blizzard - The effect depends on the spell stored in it. Other than that, it's made with crushed ice and Bourbon.
Beers Ales & Such
Grim Brewery brand Ginger - Death-o-licious!
Archon Ale
Guilders Ale
Balthor's Best
Mind Flayer Mead - Uhh... I wouldn't order this if you are not into brains and such.
Other Fine Beverages
Darknight Coffee - cream has no effect
SLURPEES!
Root
Red Minotaur Energy Drink
Llamonade - that cool, refreshing drink for quadrupeds.
Dragon's Fire Breath (cherry Kool-Aid) for the kids!
Fox Cola - the choice of the furry generation.
Hot Chocolate - with little marshmallows and stuff.
To Munch
Hot Spicy Peanuts
Velvet Elfish - Trogtilla chips with hot cheese and meat dip - soooo good.
Fortune Cookies - I got this deal with a local factory see...
Bamhacon!!!
Gyros
Salads (Spring Greens, Caesar, and Italian Pasta)
Who's Surprise
Desserts
Muffins
Brownies
Also: Fine Cigars Available from our humidor. Coffin Nail cigarettes.
Be sure to check out the excellent banjowood carving above the fireplace!
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2007-01-01, 01:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Trog's Tavern CXXXII
The crimson clad man draws out his sword as he watches the stranger shoot fire at tables...
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2007-01-01, 01:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Trog's Tavern CXXXII
Alexander is fried and dies, he's brought back by his goddess, naked, hairless and scarless. He looks around wildly and streaks through the Tavern and out the door.
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2007-01-01, 01:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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"AHAHAHAHA!" The blasta falls to the floor laughing, then uses a concussive jet of flame to shoot himself out the door.
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2007-01-01, 01:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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The crimson clad man watches, blinking.
What the hell was that about?
Well...
I can't see anything...
[hr]
The man shakes his head and vanishes.
Last edited by AmberVael; 2007-01-01 at 01:22 AM.
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2007-01-01, 06:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Trog's Tavern CXXXII
Hawk enters the tavern, "What'd I miss?" He says bitterly, then orders five archon ales.
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2007-01-01, 06:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Trog's Tavern CXXXII
Gaheris stepped through the door. "Right. Can I have a drink in peace tonight, or is there to be more nonsense," he said loudly as he looked around and his player read the end of the previous thread.
"Courage is the complement of fear. A fearless man cannot be courageous. He is also a fool." -- Robert Heinlein
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2007-01-01, 06:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Cosmo looks at Hawk, "Five? Geez, what, your lady cheat on you or what?" Hawk gives him a soul-piercing glare. "Five. Ales." Cosmo retrieves them promptly, and Hawk begins chugging away.
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2007-01-01, 07:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Noting the lack of ongoing nonsense, Gaheris walked over and took a seat at the bar. "The usual," he said to Cosmo, tossing him a pair of golden lions. The gnome soon retrieved a Cormyrian fireamber for him and went back to polishing the bar, grumbling about rude customers all the while.
"Courage is the complement of fear. A fearless man cannot be courageous. He is also a fool." -- Robert Heinlein
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2007-01-01, 08:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Hunting Immortal Pandas!
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Weebl's ghost walks in with Bob's ghost. Aaaah yes! I got some haunting to do! It took while in customs but we're here now! *attempts to start making bar taps leak all the alcohol*
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2007-01-01, 08:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Of all the things I hadn't seen in here, ghosts had to show up now," Gaheris grumbled as he hauled out his holy symbol.
"Courage is the complement of fear. A fearless man cannot be courageous. He is also a fool." -- Robert Heinlein
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2007-01-01, 08:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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2007-01-01, 08:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Hanna and Kirbyla wake up suddenly. Hanna goes over to the bar orders a green tea in a small cup and a normal-sized Earl Grey.
Vaelatars. Woo-hoo!
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Hanna
Kirbyla
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2007-01-01, 08:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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2007-01-01, 08:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Hanna," Gaheris said with a smile, nodding at the pegataur as he tucked the representation of the Scales of Justice back into his cloak with the departure of the undead.
"Courage is the complement of fear. A fearless man cannot be courageous. He is also a fool." -- Robert Heinlein
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2007-01-01, 08:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Hawk finishes the last ale, making a small pyramid of empty mugs on the table.
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2007-01-01, 09:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Hanna looks up. "Oh, hi! Didn't see you there. Did you get that body to the police station all right?"
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Hanna
Kirbyla
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2007-01-01, 09:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Gaheris grimaced momentarily. "Yeah. Nasty business, that." He took a slug of his fireamber.
"Courage is the complement of fear. A fearless man cannot be courageous. He is also a fool." -- Robert Heinlein
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2007-01-01, 09:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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Police station.. Hawk thinks, standing. He leaves a few gold pieces on the table and leaves the tavern.
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2007-01-01, 09:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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Hanna nods sympathetically. "Did they know what had happened to him?"
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Hanna
Kirbyla
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2007-01-01, 09:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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"I don't know what happened after I brought him in," he responded. "Looked like something ate his brain, though."
"Courage is the complement of fear. A fearless man cannot be courageous. He is also a fool." -- Robert Heinlein
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2007-01-01, 09:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Ate his brain?" Hanna repeats incredulously. "That sounds like an illithid to me."
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Avatar- Calpurnia
Hanna
Kirbyla
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2007-01-01, 09:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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"It does, but I don't know how a mind flayer could have gotten in there and killed him with no one noticing."
"Courage is the complement of fear. A fearless man cannot be courageous. He is also a fool." -- Robert Heinlein
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2007-01-01, 10:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Hanna bites her lower lip. "Somehow I don't imagine that anything found in the Monster Manuel would be remotely out of place here, but you have a point. Someone would probably have seen it." Kibyla finishes her tea and scrambles up to Hanna's shoulder. She's coming.
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Hanna
Kirbyla
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2007-01-01, 10:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Gaheris looked towards the fourth wall. "Eh. As long as it's broken..." He reached through and grabbed a doughnut from the box his player had next to his computer, and took a big bite out of it. "Who's coming, now?"
Last edited by Renegade Paladin; 2007-01-01 at 10:26 AM.
"Courage is the complement of fear. A fearless man cannot be courageous. He is also a fool." -- Robert Heinlein
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2007-01-01, 10:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Trog's Tavern CXXXII
Hanna peers through her own player's computer screen. "Dang. Just a frozen waffle. Anyway, Kirbyla and I have to run now. Nice talking to you." She trots out the back way, just as a ceratin nervous centaur edges her way into the tavern.
Last edited by Calpurnia; 2007-01-01 at 10:31 AM.
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Hanna
Kirbyla
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2007-01-01, 10:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Bye," Gaheris called out as he continued munching on the doughnut.
[I assume the new arrival is Calpurnia?]"Courage is the complement of fear. A fearless man cannot be courageous. He is also a fool." -- Robert Heinlein
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2007-01-01, 10:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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((Yup.))
Calpurnia, even more nervous than usual, walks slowly and carefully to the bar. "Um, brownie, and, um, hot chocolate, um, please." she says, shifting her weight from side to side. Nervously, of course.Vaelatars. Woo-hoo!
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Hanna
Kirbyla
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2007-01-01, 10:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Gaheris wasn't fool enough to not realize that this strange centaur must have been the "she" that Hanna's companion told her of, and that she must have left to avoid her. He finished off the doughnut, drained his glass, and stood. "Good morning," he said cheerily to the centaur, seeing no reason to really suspect her of anything.
"Courage is the complement of fear. A fearless man cannot be courageous. He is also a fool." -- Robert Heinlein
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2007-01-01, 10:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Calpurnia jumps, as usual, when addressed. "Um, good morning."
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Hanna
Kirbyla