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2016-05-08, 05:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Are they made of a single word?
Kommunikationsverbindungsnotsküpfersteinalpenwinte reinsatzstaudengartenpflanzenackerlandesheimbauarb eitstierernärungslandwirtschaftsmachinenbauindustr iearbeitersvolkserregungsbuch.
When I wrote it, it was meant to mean "Book of Agitation of the People of the Workers in the industry of building machines for the agriculture having the purpose of feeding animals which are meant to work at building a home in a country field where plants are grown which are meant for gardens with perennial plants for use in winter on the part of the Alps sporting the copper ore needed for the emergence of communication links".
Which would be an interesting object to have.
So, 716: Kommunikationsverbindungsnotsküpfersteinalpenwinte reinsatzstaudengartenpflanzenackerlandesheimbauarb eitstierernärungslandwirtschaftsmachinenbauindustr iearbeitersvolkserregungsbuch. Effects: Sieh oben.Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
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2016-05-09, 01:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-05-09, 02:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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718) Duden: THE reference book for the German language. Contains correct spelling for pretty much all German words, explains rules for Grammar, etc.
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2016-05-09, 01:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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719) Scroll of Summon Presidential Debate: Things get so hot, the world melts
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-05-13, 11:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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720) Ring of Light: A ring that when worn all spells (none cantrips) are casted as light.
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2016-05-14, 01:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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721) Glasses of Ed Sheeran: Makes you see fire on every mountainside
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-05-18, 10:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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722) Headband of odd socks. Will change one or both socks on the "victim's" feet so that the wearer can never have a matching pair on. (Cursed item which apparently vanishes once donned and can only be taken off with a remove curse or equiv. spell).
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2016-05-18, 10:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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723) Helmet of Sweet Tunes: A helmet that plays a song. The song can be heard by everyone, and the helmet tastes like sugar. however, the helmet cannot be eaten
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-05-19, 12:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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724: Microtome of Sampling. Appears to be an unwieldy -1 knife, but if you read the tiny instruction manual that comes with it, you can use it to carve tiny slivers from any organic material (doing no damage).
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2016-05-19, 12:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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725) +5 Axe of Scent: Although it appears to be a +5 axe, it is actually just body spray
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-05-21, 10:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-05-21, 10:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-05-21, 12:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-05-21, 01:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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727) Amulet of Catipillar Control:
control 4 to 24 garden Catipillars.
gp: 25 XP: 5
- Encyclopedia Magica, Volume 1 pg. 29
This is a magic item that exists in AD&D.Last edited by dramatic flare; 2016-05-21 at 01:13 PM.
"I speak with a voice that will never move others, I speak with a passion that will never be heard." - Kreia, KOTOR II
"I must remind them of the drama of it all." - V, V for Vendetta
Well, what's it goin' tae be, lads? Shall ay fid'le th' fid'le er fid'le yer innards?
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2016-05-21, 05:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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I can see that getting use if you are trying to run a silk farm or trying to keep caterpillars from eating your garden. But 4 to 24 (probably 4d6) is really low for trying to do pest control.
728) Giant's Nail Clippers:
This implement can cut through any nail, claw, scale, hair, or horn. It will never cut flesh. Helpfully sized for use by a giant, it can be resized by uttering the command word while holding the clippers in a single hand.
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2016-05-22, 11:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-05-22, 06:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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730) Sock-eating washing tub. An oval tub, made from wooden planks with metal bracing, about 4 feet long by 3 feet wide by 2 feet deep. If you fill it with soapy water and place items of clothing (including hard armour), they will come out perfectly clean and intact with no need to scrub - except for socks, where only one from each pair will survive (unpaired socks will simply be eaten).
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2016-05-22, 07:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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2016-05-22, 11:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-05-24, 08:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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731.) Thumb of rule: This oversized severed digit grants you the power to approximate the disfiguring consequences of word twists.
Last edited by GuzWaatensen; 2016-05-24 at 08:41 AM.
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2016-05-24, 06:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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732) Original Dungeons & Dragons: An ancient relic which is the origin of the multiverse
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-05-25, 02:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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732: Arrow of Sleighing:
XP value: - GP Value: 50
When this powerful item is drawn in a bow, in a combat situation, it immediately expands and unfolds into a full-size, four-place toboggan.
Encyclopedia Magica, p 100"I speak with a voice that will never move others, I speak with a passion that will never be heard." - Kreia, KOTOR II
"I must remind them of the drama of it all." - V, V for Vendetta
Well, what's it goin' tae be, lads? Shall ay fid'le th' fid'le er fid'le yer innards?
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2016-05-25, 02:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Actually fairly useful, I can think of several variations on how to use this (the first being an easily carried toboggan). Just carry it in a separate case to your normal arrows.
733. Dungeon Master's Guide: details everything needed to be a dungeon master or mistress. Whip sterilisation, gagging procedures, even a section on choosing safewords.
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2016-05-25, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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2016-05-25, 04:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by 8BitNinja; 2016-05-25 at 04:34 PM.
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-05-25, 04:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Two things - firstly, it says "in a combat situation". That implies that if you just want transport over snow, it won't work.
Second, it says "when drawn", not "when fired". That more or less says it's going to expand while in your bow, which means your bow's a goner, and that it'll land on you.
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2016-05-25, 05:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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2016-05-26, 12:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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735) Magic Gloves: These gloves will give the user the power to do stage magic slightly better.
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-05-26, 12:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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2016-05-26, 01:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Warhammer 40,000 Campaign Skirmish Game: Warpstrike
My Spelljammer stuff (including an orbit tracker), 2E AD&D spreadsheet, and Vault of the Drow maps are available in my Dropbox. Feel free to use or not use it as you see fit!
Thri-Kreen Ranger/Psionicist by me, based off of Rich's A Monster for Every Season