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2009-11-18, 09:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-11-18, 09:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-11-18, 09:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
*huggles*
Anyways, something rather strange just happened. A few of you may remember that back in May my mom flipped out at me and kicked me out of the house. She has continued to be angry and hateful towards me, yet today I got an email from her, asking if I wanted her car since she's getting a new one. This.....is odd. The only way I ever assumed I would be getting that car, would be at 100 mph, directly in the face.Avatar by Serpentine.
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2009-11-18, 09:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
Last edited by V'icternus; 2009-11-18 at 09:22 PM.
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2009-11-18, 09:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-11-18, 09:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-11-18, 09:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
Avatar by Serpentine.
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2009-11-18, 09:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
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2009-11-18, 09:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-11-18, 09:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
Never underestimate the power of my creepiness.
And that was on the spot, too... imagine what I could do with planning... and funding...
...I could turn it into a musical! Though I wouldn't, as who would go see that?
...Asside from me.
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2009-11-18, 09:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
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2009-11-18, 09:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-11-18, 09:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
Avatar by Serpentine.
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2009-11-18, 09:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-11-18, 09:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
I could revise it to involve his tail if you want.
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2009-11-18, 09:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
I love you, notalwaysright.com.
SpoilerPaging Leonidas To The Front Desk
Hardware Store | New York, NY, USA
Customer: “Look! My friend told me I could get this type of hammer at your store! Now go get it for me!”
Cashier: “Sir, I already told you… we don’t have ANY hammers back here that aren’t already stocked on the shelves.”
Customer: “LOOK HERE. F**K YOU! I KNOW YOU’RE TRYING TO SAVE MONEY BY SWITCHING OUT YOUR STOCKS! GET ME THIS HAMMER!”
(At this point, I come to the front of the store, overhearing what’s going on; note that I’m the manager.)
Me: “Is there a problem?”
Customer: “Yes sir! Your employee here is not doing what I tell her to!”
Me: “Well, you need to calm down and understand that we don’t have what you’re looking for. So maybe you should go back to shelves and check–”
Customer: “F**K THAT!!! IT’S NOT THERE, OKAY?! YOU NEED TO F**KING GET ME WHAT I ASK FOR!”
Me: “That’s it. Get out of my store.”
Customer: “What? NO!”
Me: “Sir, get out, or I have to take you out.”
Customer: “Then do it!”
(I go around the counter and approach the customer. I yank him by his collar & drag him to the door.)
Me: “Now, then… you wanna apologize and maybe come back in?”
Customer: “No! I just want my hammer! God, what is this madness?!”
Me: *puts the customer down*
Customer: *confused* “… What is it?”
(I turn back to the cashier, who nods in approval. I then turn back to face the customer.)
Me: “Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAAAA!” *kicks customer out of store and slams door*
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2009-11-18, 09:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
Predictable, eh? If I must...
Slithering toward the fallen razor, Cobra twisted around Perenelle's bare ankle. She shivered at the touch of his cool scales, and he gently tightened his grip before slipping away. He reached the razor, and picked it up delicately in his mouth...
I'm sorry.
Edit: You're like Wile E. Coyote, except with arms instead of gravity!Last edited by Alteran; 2009-11-18 at 09:32 PM.
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2009-11-18, 09:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
Avatar by Serpentine.
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2009-11-18, 09:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
ehem. how you know that I do not want to know.
Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari
Probably, Perry. I'll offer again when you're a bit older.
Originally Posted by V'icternus
I could revise it to involve his tail if you want.
no more fanfiction for you!
and no making any musicals any time soon for that matter. >.>
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2009-11-18, 09:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-11-18, 09:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-11-18, 09:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
Avatar by Serpentine.
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2009-11-18, 09:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
...I get the feeling that somewhere, there is an archive of naughty playgrounder-on-playgrounder fanfiction, and my tail is a major player. >.<
It's not easy being a phallic innuendo! D=
*cuddles Perry in an innocent fashion*Cobra Avatar by the lovely Miss Nobody.
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2009-11-18, 09:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
Actually, I don't think you show up that often in the Shipping Thread. It's mostly Rabbit and Reinholdt, with a few others tossed in here and there.
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2009-11-18, 09:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-11-18, 09:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Cobra Avatar by the lovely Miss Nobody.
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2009-11-18, 09:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-11-18, 09:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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