Nexus OoC IV: We're All Mad Here

[Beans]

You win the internet. Can I sig that?

I'd do it myself, but i've never homebrewed a monster.

Sig away.

I don't do DnD myself (I do not do DND... I DND DND... heh. *gets smacked* Ow.) so I can't either.

[Lix Lorn]

Sig away.

I don't do DnD myself (I do not do DND... I DND DND... heh. *gets smacked* Ow.) so I can't either.

Thanks.

I probably could do it. Take a fire/whatever elemental, remove specific abilities, give them sneak attack/sudden strike, some stealth based SLAs...

[Reinholdt]

I'm still betting Kazia looks familiar to those who have met KR cause she's some sort of KR clone.

[VampireRot]

I'm still betting Kazia looks familiar to those who have met KR cause she's some sort of KR clone.

Wasn't there something about tatoos and being a slayer or something?

Or am I just crazy?

[Ashen Lilies]

Original description:

Hark! A newcomer approaches! Both to the Tavern, and also to Kris' roster of future permadeadtimed characters. This particular newcomer appears to be a woman, of middling-to-tall height and built like an Amazonian. Her brown hair hanging long and straight, with dyed black tips, her skin a deep bronze, and with a wide grin made slightly unsettling by her eyes, which glow ever so slightly red, and in fact lack pupils of any sort. Said grin grows slightly wider as she notices the fliers advertising the slave market, and she taps (with fingers uncovered by the gloves she wears) the notched hilt of her sword, belted to tight leather pants that hang scandalously low about shapely hips, finely displaying her abdomen in conjunction with the matching black leather top that starts just under the breasts and travels up to close tightly around the neck, ignoring her shoulders completely. Shoulders, which I might add, are heavily tattooed, along with her arms, with winding images of serpents and other magical beasts, and a black lotus on her left shoulderblade, the ink of it seemig to almost suck in the light, just as it sucks in the gazes of some of the various dotted NPC blackguards and assassins who seem to recognize its significance. Grabbing a flier, the woman saunters vaguely towards some barstool or other, on boots of (surprise surprise) black leather, heeled and embossed with the image of a stylized dragon impaled by a sword. The same image that graces her right arm, in fact.

She is a Slayer, like Kris-the-Slayer was, having the same sword and all. She also went to the same school Kal did (black lotus tattoo). Not really clues to her identity though.

[VampireRot]

Original description:



She is a Slayer, like Kris-the-Slayer was, having the same sword and all. She also went to the same school Kal did (black lotus tattoo). Not really clues to her identity though.

Aha! I knew I wasn't crazy!

But yeah, I'm assuming she's like KR. Because the characters who see her as familiar are, to my knowledge, all characters who have interacted with KR.

Or I really am crazy!

[Ashen Lilies]

She's KR's timetraveling daughter from an alternate future. I leave the identity of her father as an exercise for the reader.

(not so) Helpful Hint: It's REINHOLDT.

[Reinholdt]

She's KR's timetraveling daughter from an alternate future. I leave the identity of her father as an exercise for the reader.

(not so) Helpful Hint: It's REINHOLDT.

I...
Wait...
What?

[VampireRot]

She's KR's timetraveling daughter from an alternate future. I leave the identity of her father as an exercise for the reader.

(not so) Helpful Hint: It's REINHOLDT.

...

Wh...

Wh...

Wha...

WHAAAAAAT?!?!?

[Ashen Lilies]

Oh right. That's something different. Never mind.

[Darkcomet]

I think he is joking, you two.

At least partially, anyway.

Rrr. Ninjas.

[Lord Magtok]

She's KR's timetraveling daughter from an alternate future. I leave the identity of her father as an exercise for the reader.

WHAAAAAAT?!?!?

Excuse me folks, I've got to go to the Directory and make a character named What. Be right back.

[Ashen Lilies]

I don't think an alternate universe exists where KR and Reinholdt would have a child. Or if it does, whatever passes for God in the multiverse destroyed it long ago. Perhaps Cal. A single good act for him amongst the endless depravity.

[Reinholdt]

Oh well. Evil children. Him being her 'hero'. It kind of all fit in a scary way.

I personally guessed some sort of cloning with Reinholdt and KR's DNA.

[VampireRot]

Oh. So you were joking about Reinholdt.

That's a relief.

Now I'm curious about who it actually is.

DAAAAAAARN YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!

[happyturtle]

Oh wait, is she one of Kal and Decker's kids?

[Ashen Lilies]

Oh well. Evil children. Him being her 'hero'. It kind of all fit in a scary way.

I personally guessed some sort of cloning with Reinholdt and KR's DNA.

I find it worrying that I'm actually starting to like this idea *scribbles notes*. It certainly would explain her massive... hawtess. Red eyes are a mystery though.

Oh wait, is she one of Kal and Decker's kids?

Contemplated, but no. Lack of horns or other obviously diabolical features would suggest otherwise.

[Reinholdt]

I find it worrying that I'm actually starting to like this idea *scribbles notes*. It certainly would explain her massive... hawtess. Red eyes are a mystery though.

Not really. I mean consider that KR used to be a robot with red eyes. Combined with the pinkness Reinholdt sometimes exhibits, it likely just caused the recessive gene to surface.

[Ashen Lilies]

Because robots... have genes. Yes.

[Reinholdt]

Because robots... have genes. Yes.

Only robots turned human silly.

[VampireRot]

Because robots... have genes. Yes.

They can also have children with pink floating cats.


SENSE!!!!

[FireFox]

Huh. I didn't post once in the last HALO thread... I don't even know how I feel about that...

Are there any threads I need to respond in? I can't say I've been paying the most attention, lately.

Oh, and I'm betting KR and Wendy's kid.

[Darkcomet]

"This disgusts me."

>.> Had to.

[Ashen Lilies]

Only robots turned human silly.

Oh right. I was trying to insert realism into NEXUS. How silly of me.

@^: Shush you. For all we know it could be KR and DC's alternate future child.

@vv: You make... a surprising amount of sense. I guess Kazia doesn't exist anymore, then.

[happyturtle]

So alternate universe DC also stole and reprogrammed an alternate universe GLoG drone which met an alternate universe Kaela, became organic, and then went all omnicidal?

And alternate universe Reinholdt also encountered a random Will O'Wisp?

Ow... my head hurts.

Oh wait... that's the dust cooking off the heater that hasn't been used for 8 months... never mind.

[The Bushranger]

Don't worry, FF. I'll send Patty for you.

Also, there's only one thing to be said:

Oh right. That's something different. Never mind.

...

Wh...

Wh...

Wha...

WHAAAAAAT?!?!?

I...
Wait...
What?

I don't think an alternate universe exists where KR and Reinholdt would have a child. Or if it does, whatever passes for God in the multiverse destroyed it long ago. Perhaps Cal. A single good act for him amongst the endless depravity.

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REINHOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDTTTTTTTTTT!!!

[Recaiden]

I'm not sure if it's good or bad that I'm back already. But since that was just the most successful of my many misguided attempts to leave, I'm leaning towards good (no matter how much y'all resent my presence).

Did I miss anything?

[Ashen Lilies]

Oh, and I'm betting KR and Wendy's kid.

Now that's just silly. This is meant to be serious speculation, not crack pairings!

[The Bushranger]

Yay!
*hugs*
Welcome back!

Hmmm. Captain Tobias died but got saved, and then got bit by a rat.
Also, chaos, anarchy, and destruction, and Becky taking over AMEN's thread title. Other than that, not too much.

[happyturtle]

When is Wendy going to get around to just kissing the girl already?