My Little Pony XIII: Fast/Fine/Fierce Thread

[the_druid_droid]

(ie Midnight's family (what? I find it all insane and confusing. I never said it's a bad thing, just really complicated. (Then again I still need to read the rest of that series. Maybe it's less complicated than I think it is. (Ohgodsbrackets))))

Sweet parenthesis matching, I'm having flashbacks to learning C!

I second this. Aloe bits are just so nice to chew.

This reminds me: I was eating at a variety Asian place today with a friend, and when I asked him where his dish was from, he said Malaysia.

And I was like: "Hey I talk with a pony in Malaysia sometimes!" Except I managed not to say it out loud because I realized how odd it would sound out of context...

So the moral is Asian food is tasty.

I think she probably reads almost as much as Twilight. It would fit her. Though she seems like a fantasy reader (which I guess would be historical fiction for ponies), where Twilight's big on reference guides.

Twilight: What's that you're reading, Fluttershy?

Fluttershy: Oh, this? It's just an old copy of Dragon Wars.

Twilight: Wow, I never took you for such a history buff!

[mikeejimbo]

That plot.

Yeah, that voice wayyyyyyy... um funny? I refuse to see it as canon.

I know I'm a bit late on this, but perhaps that day, Bon Bon was just...



...a little hoarse.

[MCerberus]

Twilight: What's that you're reading, Fluttershy?

Fluttershy: Oh, this? It's just an old copy of Dragon Wars.

Twilight: Wow, I never took you for such a history buff!

Fluttershy: Oh, and also several books about Stalingrad

Twilight: Ugh, extended universe fiction?

[Kyouhen]

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*Hugs his Derpy pillow*

[Thanqol]

I know I'm a bit late on this, but perhaps that day, Bon Bon was just...



...a little hoarse.

You can tell a good pun if it makes you seriously consider buying a plane ticket simply to punch the guy responsible for it

[the_druid_droid]

Better late than never:

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[SiuiS]

I think we may have narrowed down the problem. Ye gods, what were you thinking man?

Yeah, it will do that to you.

Fluttershy: I wish I could eat those hay fries. They look sooooo good, Spike. But I can't or else I'll get fat again.

Spike: You, fat?

Fluttershy: I... went through a phase. When I was Apple Bloom's age. (Pulls out a photo)

Spike: So are you behind the manatee?

Fluttershy: (flies off sobbing)

Little did Fluttershy know that she'd pulled out a photo of her last trip to Seaworld.

I laughed.

Hm, Lyra really does need to be shipped with somepony else apart from Bon-Bon.

Noooo, Lyra x Bon-Bon 4 life! except for that night with Octavia during the bachelorette party

WISH GRANTED.

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Ok, I'll take it. But only because the composition is good!

Does anyone else suck at searching Equestria Daily?

Ooh! Ooh! Me! *waves hoof*

I like the OP picture in the last thread too.

As a side note, has anybody ponyfied "Bad romance" by Lady Gaga?

No, but now I need this to happen. Thanks *faux glare*

Well, accidents happen, and would be a waste to let the bodies just rot away. And maybe there's a high suicide rate under her animal companions since they sooner or later realize that because of the species difference they never can be truly with her.

That's twisty.

Wow, this went dark fast.

Fluttershy: Now you listen up, Mister Welf, no matter how awesome your mustache is, you don't make jokes like that about my little friends! I'm not South Park Paris Hilton, after all! Though I do approve of jokes about Angel Bunny being a little jerk sometimes.

Yes, I notice. I just try to be patient, but some days he really grinds my gears!

So would Fluttershy be the light pink or the Magenta? I guess Pinkie makes more sense as magenta, since her hair is that shade.

Fluttershy fits better as pink, but the magenta has traction already.

And pink isn't an abomination.

Here here!

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*Hugs his Derpy pillow*

Cool pillow. The tail threw me for a second Though. I thought you had two pillows, one DERP and one Luna.

Huh, derp isn't a word but DERP is? Weird.

Alright, DM time. Gotta put on my game face. Maybe even... My murderface.

[Qaera]

That's... really awesome. :L

[TheAmishPirate]

Alright, DM time. Gotta put on my game face. Maybe even... My murderface.

Put on your murderface, then throw ponies at them. While your players' minds are boggled, eat their dice.

This is how you win a campaign as the DM. You're welcome.

[Kyouhen]

Put on your murderface, then throw ponies at them. While your players' minds are boggled, eat their dice.

This is how you win a campaign as the DM. You're welcome.

Not against my party. I'd open a bag of holding and catch the ponies in it. Then I'd stick a bottle of air in there and store the ponies for use as a weapon later. That tends to be my tactic for everything. Still haven't found a use for that tent full of magically charged lake water.

[Thanqol]

Put on your murderface, then throw ponies at them. While your players' minds are boggled, eat their dice.

This is how you win a campaign as the DM. You're welcome.

I... wow. I'm seriously considering trying something like this. If I get... dice poisoning? Blaming you.

[the_druid_droid]

Put on your murderface, then throw ponies at them. While your players' minds are boggled, eat their dice.

This is how you win a campaign as the DM. You're welcome.

Uh, Amish? Why does this pony have DR 10/- and immunity to mind affecting spells?

[mikeejimbo]

You can tell a good pun if it makes you seriously consider buying a plane ticket simply to punch the guy responsible for it

I know some people who might pitch in.

Better late than never:

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Worth the wait!

[MCerberus]

I know some people who might pitch in.

if you want, I could give you Rarity's opinion of the pun.

[mikeejimbo]

if you want, I could give you Rarity's opinion of the pun.

That's quite all right, no need to trot out threats. I'm sure she canter-bide them.

[Pheehelm]

I think it would behoove us to stifle these puns before someone withers.

[MCerberus]

That's quite all right, no need to trot out threats. I'm sure she canter-bide them.

Really, completely dreadful

[darthbobcat]

You can tell a good pun if it makes you seriously consider buying a plane ticket simply to punch the guy responsible for it

What PUNishment should be meted out?

[Grif]

I certainly hope you ponies know that we shall bear the consequences of all these punnery later.

@the_druid_droid
You know, that would be hilarious. I know of a pony from Malaysia. We all know Malaysia don't have ponies. We haz water buffaloes instead.

Also, yes, Asian food is the best. But that's also coloured by my taste, so take of it as you will.

[Kris Strife]

If we don't get back to the mane topic, I think some ponies are going to hoof it.

[darthbobcat]

Oh all right. What shall we discuss that's pony related?

[Gamerlord]

Oh all right. What shall we discuss that's pony related?

Season 2 predictions?

[Grif]

MLP and Dwarf Fortress.

Discuss.

Alternatively, crack shipping of the day. Bon-BonxDerpy.

[Kris Strife]

Oh all right. What shall we discuss that's pony related?

Well, we discussed horseshoes already, don't need to go into bridles and saddles again, and we just finished another discussion on the pony diet...

Well, there's either the magic system or which creatures are sentient, like ponies, cows, buffalo and diamond dogs, and which ones are just normal animals like owls, ferrets, etc.

[darthbobcat]

Hm. I don't really have any Season 2 predictions.

However,

Derpy not like Bon Bon! Bon Bon stuck up pony! Derpy see her in the market, she took all those apples because Apple Bloom was a little rude! One sack of apples was enough!

Derpy more like nice Doctor Pony. He say nice things to Derpy and he take Derpy nice places. Also scary places... but that's okay, because he gets Derpy out and we help people.

Daleks talks funny, but they not funny. Derpy had to learn that the hard way. Doctor's magic phonebooth made Derpy a new leg, though, so all better!

Derpy also like Tennis Pony. And Sheriff Pony. Mustaches are hot.

Edit: I was actually trying to think of a fun way to have the cast run into Bighorn Sheep. Because Bighorn Sheep are awesome.

[Qaera]

MLP + Pokemon. All legendaries are ponies.
1GBirds: Pegasi, duh. Mew+2 are unicorns.
2GDogs: Earth ponies.
2GBirds: Pegasi again.
3GRegis: Maybe unicorns? and then Regigigas would be an Alicorn, possibly?
3GDragons: Pegasi
3GOther: Earth ponies.

I don't know what to think of this. <.<

[Kris Strife]

Edit: I was actually trying to think of a fun way to have the cast run into Bighorn Sheep. Because Bighorn Sheep are awesome.

Sheep dwell in Baaaa Sing Se.

[darthbobcat]

Sheep dwell in Baaaa Sing Se.

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Wrong type of sheep.

Art theft Update: All of the posts on this picture, http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&se...oarin#/d3l5s3u, that point out its similarities to the original have been blocked/marked as spam. Including one from the original artist saying that they didn't appreciate having their picture traced. I've personally been blocked from commenting on the artist's page in any capacity.

[Bunny Earz]

MLP + Pokemon. All legendaries are ponies.
1GBirds: Pegasi, duh. Mew+2 are unicorns.
2GDogs: Earth ponies.
2GBirds: Pegasi again.
3GRegis: Maybe unicorns? and then Regigigas would be an Alicorn, possibly?
3GDragons: Pegasi
3GOther: Earth ponies.

I don't know what to think of this. <.<

It would be an interesting (and long) experiment to try to make all species of pokemon into ponies. Perhaps that will be my new experiment...

[Jahkaivah]

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*Hugs his Derpy pillow*

Comfy pillows are the best.