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    Default Re: [Nexus] LANTERN I: No yellow parasites allowed!

    To Hayden: "No. Tonight, we do things my way. There's a loop-hole that allows us to be in Inside as long as we are calling ourselves the Brotherhood of Steel. One of us will be the prey that draws the villains. Then the others, in full armor, takes down the villain."
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    Default Re: [Nexus] LANTERN I: No yellow parasites allowed!

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxios View Post
    To Hayden: "No. Tonight, we do things my way. There's a loop-hole that allows us to be in Inside as long as we are calling ourselves the Brotherhood of Steel. One of us will be the prey that draws the villains. Then the others, in full armor, takes down the villain."
    "Every time we've done things your way it's failed, miserably, and made things worse. Every. Single. Time. We've done things our way once, and nothing bad happened. In fact, we befriended a vampire. That's no loop-hole, and vampires aren't stupid. They will hear you clunking around in that armor from a mile away. Wear street clothes, because I guarantee nobody else is going to be wearing a suit."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gimliggamer View Post
    "Every time we've done things your way it's failed, miserably, and made things worse. Every. Single. Time. We've done things our way once, and nothing bad happened. In fact, we befriended a vampire. That's no loop-hole, and vampires aren't stupid. They will hear you clunking around in that armor from a mile away. Wear street clothes, because I guarantee nobody else is going to be wearing a suit."
    "I thought of everything. The armor vanishes, then appears when you say the codeword." Maxios says. "Eggsbenedict!" and the armor on him vanishes
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    Default Re: [Nexus] LANTERN I: No yellow parasites allowed!

    Keith leans in and pokes Maxios shoulder (if allowed).
    "Dat is cool!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by TechnoScrabble View Post
    Keith leans in and pokes Maxios shoulder (if allowed).
    "Dat is cool!"
    "Thanks. When you get in your armor, it only responds to you meaning no one can accidently cause our armor to appear." Maxios says
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    Default Re: [Nexus] LANTERN I: No yellow parasites allowed!

    "But," Keith's eyes widen, "Vat if ve vant de eggz beenedeect?"

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    "But," Keith's eyes widen, "Vat if ve vant de eggz beenedeect?"
    "When you get in the armor, you choose the code. For me, I went with...well you know." Maxios says
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    Keith ponders for a moment.
    "Kin I geet one in red? With three vite swordz een a black gear? Hyu know, to honor my vallen brederen?"

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    Keith ponders for a moment.
    "Kin I geet one in red? With three vite swordz een a black gear? Hyu know, to honor my vallen brederen?"
    One of the suits of power armor turns red, and has the three white swords and everything else mentioned
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    Keith grins like a hungry bear and fits himself into the armor.
    "Heh. Heheh. Da boy iz back in town," Keith loads his charge rifle.

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    "Eggsbenedict!" Maxios says, and his own armor appears.
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    "You said game cat, but you're not finished yet, you better stop before I do something you won't live to regret. You're blank alright, blank as a slate. No thoughts flowing inside to berate. I killed you once, I killed you twice, I torched your island and your fur full of lice. Let's face it, your threats are empty, bouncing right off of me. You're fat cat. You're a dumb and lazy rat. Little do you know that somewhere a machine gun goes rattatattat. You're standing in front of a deep, moist grave, knave. The souls swarming around right up to that ground. And as the maggots set into your decaying corpse, you know that gunner showed no remorse. You think you're invincible, you didn't spare me! That was someone else, you are worth much less than he who saved me! I feel the striking difference to my soul, you've laid him to rest atop a grassy knoll. The judges can see the difference between you and me. I've got skill, you've got monotony."

    Hamnet's hand still hovers near his revolver in case Chezzy tries something. And now to determine who won (assuming Chezchire has finished)!
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    "STOP. Now." A hologram of Maxios says to those participating in the rap off. "Report to the main room for mission briefing."
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    "Mission?" Keith tenses up and hugs his rifle, "Like, a blow stuv up kind ov mission? I LOVE DEESE PLACE!"

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    "Mission?" Keith tenses up and hugs his rifle, "Like, a blow stuv up kind ov mission? I LOVE DEESE PLACE!"
    "There's a vamp infestation in the slums, as well as as a crime one. Tonight, we take them down." Maxios says
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    Keith sobers up slightly.
    "Vor ten years, me an' meh brudders fought an lived in slumz. Vought off elvenz menace. Battled an unzeen war. Den de elves blew everythingk up. Moral of story: I know vat to do!"

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    Keith sobers up slightly.
    "Vor ten years, me an' meh brudders fought an lived in slumz. Vought off elvenz menace. Battled an unzeen war. Den de elves blew everythingk up. Moral of story: I know vat to do!"
    "Good." Maxios says. He practices a laser shot on a nearby target, getting a bull's eye
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