[d&d 3.5] Anyone want to crash a party? (IC)

[Eric Scott]

With no response from his people Jack casts Plane shift to bring himself to Celestia and kneel. "For those that can hear I intend to do this land a great good and I require assistance."

What can I help you with?

Hallok sighs. So be it, though I fail to see how you expect to win. Hallok then orders Raalzak to destroy them. Raalzak's initiative: [roll0]

Raalzak uses his breath weapon, applying the maximize breath and breath weapon substitution feats to do electric damage. Each pit fiend takes 380 electric damage (Reflex 107 half)

Hallok chuckles. It seems Raalzak here is not an item, weapon, or a usage of magic. You never did specify that I cannot use my servants, you know.

The Pit Fiends disappear... You are correct, I did not say anything about servants...

[Eric Scott]

Breaking through page...

[Fates]

Hallok smirks. Indeed you didn't. Now, can we get this over with?

[Doomboy911]

"I have the intention of entering the seventh ring and making it my own. It is my hope to rehabilitate the little wretched souls than reincarnate. It is my hope that I can bring some good to the world this way. I only ask for the forces of good to support my efforts should I succeed in such a thing and hopefully take the lord of flies back into your folds give him a second chance is all I ask."

[Eric Scott]

Hallok smirks. Indeed you didn't. Now, can we get this over with?

You have yet to bathe in the blood... you take the 1 point of damage from the 1 round of combat.

"I have the intention of entering the seventh ring and making it my own. It is my hope to rehabilitate the little wretched souls than reincarnate. It is my hope that I can bring some good to the world this way. I only ask for the forces of good to support my efforts should I succeed in such a thing and hopefully take the lord of flies back into your folds give him a second chance is all I ask."

So long as you don't reincarnate any of the truely vile... I suppose I can help you. says a man, as he steps into view.

[Fates]

Wincing, Hallok sighs. Fine, fine. The pit fiends' blood, is it?

[Eric Scott]

Wincing, Hallok sighs. Fine, fine. The pit fiends' blood, is it?

Correct...

[Fates]

Hallok fabricates a tub, and has Raalzak squeeze the blood from the fiends' corpses. He takes off his robe and climbs in.

[Doomboy911]

Hallok fabricates a tub, and has Raalzak squeeze the blood from the fiends' corpses. He takes off his robe and climbs in.

(Be mature be mature be mature don't teleport in to tell him to wash behinds his ears.(1d20)[8] will save.) "Thank you for putting faith in me with it I shall work miracles." I shake the man's hand and than teleport off to Reth. "Reth long time no see I've decided to give you a great deal of power in exchange you follow me and listen. Do we have a deal?"

[Eric Scott]

Hallok fabricates a tub, and has Raalzak squeeze the blood from the fiends' corpses. He takes off his robe and climbs in.

What Fiends? The ones you gated in? If yes, they left. As per gate, if you summon something with it and choose not to control the creature (what you did) the creature can return to its home plane at any time... which is what they did before getting hit by the lightning.

(Be mature be mature be mature don't teleport in to tell him to wash behinds his ears.[roll0] will save.) "Thank you for putting faith in me with it I shall work miracles." I shake the man's hand and than teleport off to Reth. "Reth long time no see I've decided to give you a great deal of power in exchange you follow me and listen. Do we have a deal?"

As long as you don't take control of my mind, I see no problem with following you around and doing a few things that you ask of me.

[Fates]

Oh, right, they dissapeared. Hallok makes another gate to summon the three again, this time controlling them, and then casts a quickened dimensional lock (will DC 93) and a quickened mass hold monster (again, will DC 93). Then he orders Raalzak to squeeze them into the tub.

[Eric Scott]

Oh, right, they dissapeared. Hallok makes another gate to summon the three again, this time controlling them, and then casts a quickened dimensional lock (will DC 93) and a quickened mass hold monster (again, will DC 93). Then he orders Raalzak to squeeze them into the tub.

That's more like it... they have no hope of succeeding the will saves so, after the bathing in the blood the burning sensation grows exponentially, you take 88 points of damage, and now have control of Hellfire...

[Doomboy911]

(So tell me does Ralazak wring them out or does he have a juicer?) I alter reality so polymorph any object is limited by the object I'm changing's hitpoints than I cast PaO to turn him into a vivacious shadow dragon.

[Fates]

Hallok grins, and as he redresses Celeste casts a heal spell on him. He then casts persistent time stop, followed by a discern location spell to discover where Mephistopheles really is.

[Fates]

(So tell me does Ralazak wring them out or does he have a juicer?) I alter reality so polymorph any object is limited by the object I'm changing's hitpoints than I cast PaO to turn him into a vivacious shadow dragon.

Believe it or not, his juicer broke last week. It was an incredibly sad experience for everyone involved.

[Eric Scott]

Hallok grins, and as he redresses Celeste casts a heal spell on him. He then casts persistent time stop, followed by a discern location spell to discover where Mephistopheles really is.

Mephistopheles is currently in another room of the area you are in...

Believe it or not, his juicer broke last week. It was an incredibly sad experience for everyone involved.

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[Fates]

Hallok grins, searching the area for Mephistopheles. When he finds him, he uses his at-will disintegrate spell-like ability (Fort DC 94) 1000 times, or until Mephistopheles is destroyed, using a wish spell to be able to affect creatures during the time stop.

Damage (if he autofails): (40000d6)[140359]
Damage (if he autosucceeds): (5000d6)[17478]

[blade artist]

Knack is waiting patiently as a clawed monstrosity can at the reception desk of the town hall, to see whether or not he can see the mayor.

[Sir Rigel]

I am kinda hoping I am close to Vento Bendicido by now... If I am then I will go ahead and turn into something a tad bit smaller (a pixie) and go ahead and find a way to bypass the city gates.

[Eric Scott]

Hallok grins, searching the area for Mephistopheles. When he finds him, he uses his at-will disintegrate spell-like ability (Fort DC 94) 1000 times, or until Mephistopheles is destroyed, using a wish spell to be able to affect creatures during the time stop.

Damage (if he autofails): [roll0]
Damage (if he autosucceeds): [roll1]

He is a fine dust on the floor...

Knack is waiting patiently as a clawed monstrosity can at the reception desk of the town hall, to see whether or not he can see the mayor.

Ye want ta see the mayor? Why is that?

I am kinda hoping I am close to Vento Bendicido by now... If I am then I will go ahead and turn into something a tad bit smaller (a pixie) and go ahead and find a way to bypass the city gates.

You can see it in the distance (approximately 3000ft ahead of you).

[blade artist]

You see, I have come to petition the mayor to become the patron deity of this city. However, if you already have a god, which I have a vague guess may be your mayor with all I've seen here, I will understand and leave before maybe getting smited

[Fates]

Hallok grins. I thank you for fulfilling your end of the deal. Now, I will do the same. I name myself Lord of the Eighth in your stead. Hallok spends the rest of the time stop forging for himself a crown of black iron, making use of the fire spells at his disposal, and placing a black gem within it. When the time stop ends, he casts soul bind (will DC 99) on Mephistopheles, binding his soul to the crown. Hallok then casts yet another persistent time stop, spending the time to research new epic spells. I'll post those in the OOC in a moment.

[Fates]

Hallok grins. I thank you for fulfilling your end of the deal. Now, I will do the same. I name myself Lord of the Eighth in your stead. Hallok spends the rest of the time stop forging for himself a crown of black iron, making use of the fire spells at his disposal, and placing a black gem within it. When the time stop ends, he casts soul bind (will DC 99) on Mephistopheles, binding his soul to the crown. Hallok then casts yet another persistent time stop, spending the time to research new epic spells. I'll post those in the OOC in a moment. Hallok then contacts the rest of the group. I've killed Mephistopheles and taken his place. Don't tell anyone, as I'm going to be impersonating him for a while.

[Eric Scott]

You see, I have come to petition the mayor to become the patron deity of this city. However, if you already have a god, which I have a vague guess may be your mayor with all I've seen here, I will understand and leave before maybe getting smited

You want to be our patron deity? I'll get the mayor... the man goes and gets the mayor. The mayor is a large round man... he sort of looks like a dwarf only twice the size. I understand you want to be our patron deity... what do you have to offer us?

[Sir Rigel]

Well, I'll go ahead and turn into a pixie, and head into the sewers (Shudder)

[Eric Scott]

Well, I'll go ahead and turn into a pixie, and head into the sewers (Shudder)

Can you make a spot check, please?

[Sir Rigel]

Sure!
(1d20+43)[60]

[Eric Scott]

Sure!
[roll0]

You can see that the air in front of you isn't actually air... it is in fact some sort of gelatinous type goo...

[blade artist]

*ahem* I won't lie to you. At the moment, nothing. Simply because I have no followers and therefore no power. I have plans of becoming a god of artifice and creation, however, and will be able to send my clerics out to fix up this city after the fights involving Zippy. My clerics could also make you and your city a profit with having my clerics and followers making a large crafting industry here.

[Sir Rigel]

*Terribly sorry* I'll go ahead and throw a copper piece at the goo, to check what happens to it