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2012-07-20, 09:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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D&D is the only game I can think of (with the possible exception of Calvinball) where the only way to lose is by playing to win.
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2012-07-20, 11:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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SpoilerThis is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
guess what I was gone but now I'm back
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2012-07-21, 12:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-07-21, 12:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
When they get inside, all of them immediately dip into respectful bows (Moonlight, naturally, goes the lowest).
"So it is that this cycle of moon and sun finds my prayers answered, and myself in your blessed presence, Princess." He intones. Snowstorm bites back a comment about where he kept all that butter.
"For we are to ask, humbly, your time and consideration on a matter we believe needs to be brought to your attention." Moonshine finishes.D&D is the only game I can think of (with the possible exception of Calvinball) where the only way to lose is by playing to win.
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2012-07-21, 12:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
She grinned and adjusted her shades. If that shocked you...
She posed. Everday-Im-Shuf-fl-in'!!
Her flesh cracked and split, suddenly turning to rock. The rock-pony grinned wickedly with teeth of crystal and charged again.
Party rock is in the house toni~ght~
Spoiler........ What're you staring at me like that for?Hate me if you want. But that's your issue to fix, not mine.
Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo.
When Gods Go To War comes out March 8th
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2012-07-21, 12:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
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[Like you don't know *big eye roll* ]
'Meep...Balls, this ain't fair..." Meeped the young stallion who drew on his wits to keep himself composed. He just had to avoid since he couldn't strike her with his hooves without hurting himself. So that's what he would try to do.SpoilerPony Rp-Fox Trot Profile
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2012-07-21, 12:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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SpoilerWas it the pun on party-rock? Or that it turned out to be a flesh-to-stone song?
Turns out songfighting yourself into stone doesn't slow you down. At all.
Life ain't fair. She replied as she shifted back into pony form. And all is fair in war and all that jazz everybody knows but nobody cares about.Hate me if you want. But that's your issue to fix, not mine.
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2012-07-21, 02:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
"Ya magical types have it so easy, don't ya?" Blades shook her head. "'N what happens when ponies learn to counter 'em? When ya rely on spells too much, ya get in serious trouble when they can't work for ya any more!"
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Securely sequestered in her sealed subterranean shelter, "Susan" suddenly sneezed.
"Not easy, is it. Even with casts, it takes some skill to make 'em, 'n without 'em, it's really hard." Blades put the misshapen metal back in the furnace to remelt it and replaced it with a different piece. "Well, if ya want to keep tryin', ya'll probly get it eventually..."
Then she got an idea. "Say, don't clay-shapin' types use wheels to make their pots 'n such symmetrical? Maybe we could try to set up something like that instead!"When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
Game and roleplaying stuff.
The data is 1's and 0's. Life is the jazz. (Previous avatars)
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2012-07-21, 04:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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The song and pun combo .
"I really hate that expression..." He softly said to himself and snorted through his nostrils and pawed at the ground before heading in for a charge tackle.
[Free feel to knock him out]
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Meanwhile, back at the Spice Club
It had been a little over twenty minutes, and the barista was starting to get worried, those...ponies that went into the storage to deal with a possible murderer, but never came out to let her know things were alright. Against her better judgement she went to check inside expecting the worst. She screamed seeing the blood pool, broken crates and bottles just scattered everywhere, a large broken window and signs of a scuffle if the prints in the sawdust dirt said anything.
"Oh my goddess.......I...." She meeped, her heart beating fast and no one around to be seen. She quickly went back into the club area and shut the door behind her placing her hoof on her chest. She then cantered over to a phone and dialed a number.
"I...need....the police."
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On the Cirrus
"Sargent Shores, please report down to the armory, well unless you're busy 'busy'...still," Gearstride announced through their communicators with a slight pause around the last parts.Last edited by Benson; 2012-07-21 at 04:57 AM.
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2012-07-21, 05:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
[The Bridge]
Sandy had just finished his calibrations when he heard the Captain's voice. Well, a tinny, metallic version of the Captain's voice. He glanced around the room, looking for the source. The intercom was off, he still hadn't gotten his replacement communicator from the Backers yet, so where could...
He noticed the box on the dashboard shake slightly. The box that looked to be just the size and shape to hold one standard-issue communicator. The box that was addressed to him.
Well that would've been useful t'have last night....
[The Armory]
With his shiny new communicator firmly on his foreleg, Sandy trotted into the armory and threw a quick salute. "Sorry about th' delay, Cap'n. New communicator must've arrived this mornin', took me a bit t'track it down." For somepony who was just gettin' his HPK on, he sounded rather...mechanical. Like his mind was elsewhere, and he was just reading off his lines.I'm developing a game. Let's see what happens! Complex.
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2012-07-21, 05:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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For a brief moment, Gearstride felt like she had forgotten about doing something in particular for Sandy that should have been done earlier, oh well. "Oh...how shiny new toys. Anyways......uhm....you alright sergeant? You seem distracted?" She asked as she curiously looked at him before returning to opening the lid of a metal container.
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2012-07-21, 06:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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I'm developing a game. Let's see what happens! Complex.
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2012-07-21, 06:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
"Right....I was going ask, considering your more experienced engineer self than I, if you could help me out with putting several flash bombs together. I want to make sure we have more than enough in case something goes down tonight, preparedness and all that," She said with a sharp breathy sigh.SpoilerPony Rp-Fox Trot Profile
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2012-07-21, 06:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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Blaze
Blaze gives Hover a hug, running a hoof through her mane in a comforting way.
It's all he could think of to respond to her.
Valley
Ding ding ding! We gave a winner!
Barb is currently knocked out, yes.
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Aero and Mile
Aero laughed.
"Yeah, it'll feel like that for a while. Come on, you should probably go rest. You want that arm to heal, right?"
He starts walking in the direction of the apartment he rented.Last edited by Mindfreak; 2012-07-21 at 06:50 AM.
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2012-07-21, 07:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Sure, Cap'n. Magic's good for that sorta precise work." He tapped his horn appreciatively, and it glowed as he started gathering the ingredients from the various cabinets, drawers, and hidey-holes. "Let's see...black powder for the boom...then for the flash there's magenta-er, magnesium...gotta get some more firing Peppers-no, pins, pins, ugh....then there's the casings..." he muttered to himself as he placed them all on an assembly table, pulling up stools for himself and the Cap'n.
I'm developing a game. Let's see what happens! Complex.
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2012-07-21, 09:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
Gitp's No. 1 Cake hater
On Vacation until Aug 7th.
Spell currently researching: Explosive Pie.
Weapon currently crafting: +1 cakebane kris
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2012-07-21, 09:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
Doth just continues overseeing the tower mining, it would take a while for some stray miner in the caves to find Barb and think she's some sort of Beautiful Mare in trouble or something and get her back to the surface
Mile would follow a bit slower since he's on 3 legs. But In the way, they would find Aisis and Luka, sitting in the cake-bar thing, along.....A bard, a dark armored paladin and a Cleric of Celestia. Mile then notices both his brothers and rushes to glomp Aisis, making her spill part of her drink on the table cuz of surprise
"Sis Sis! we got a home! my friend got us a home!"
"Oh really?" she looks up and sees Aero just outside "That's really-.... what happened to your shoulder?"
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2012-07-21, 10:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Aero and Everyone
Aero walked up, smiling at Aisis.
"Ah, this little rascal pushed himself a little too hard, but he'll be fine." he said as he messed up Mile's mane like a person would do when they call someone a rascal.
"Anyways, since your brother wants me to stay, I decided to rent a furnished apartment with the last of my cash and...I'd like it very much if you three would like to live with me. I just don't feel right letting all of you just stay in that clinic..."
He gives Aisis a dazzling smile. C'mon Aisis! You can't say no to that winning smile!
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Valley
No such luck for Barb, she made her own hole in the mines.
She'll be there till she wakes up.Busy with Life
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2012-07-21, 10:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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Hate me if you want. But that's your issue to fix, not mine.
Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo.
When Gods Go To War comes out March 8th
Discord: HalfTangible
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2012-07-21, 11:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FWM] As Equestria Turns:MLP Without the Kiddy Thread XI
SpoilerThis is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
guess what I was gone but now I'm back
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2012-07-21, 11:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Well that's what I have you to protect me from!" Stellar bats her eyes. Arvadraa rolls hers.
Then she got an idea. "Say, don't clay-shapin' types use wheels to make their pots 'n such symmetrical? Maybe we could try to set up something like that instead!"
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"I woulda ordered more cheesecake if I knew there was gonna be a family re- ..." Taylor tries to make a leaping dash at Mile, but gets half-clotheslined, half grappled by Daniel, who has a bored 'this-happens-all-the-time' look.
"Ask."
"Right! Because I remember these things! Particularly when a colt is injured...bah. Would anypony mind if I took care of that shoulder...what is that, laceration? Blunt force?"
Daniel looks rapidly between Zaros, Aero, and Aisis.
"Ship contested, Daniel." Z mutters with an audible smirk.D&D is the only game I can think of (with the possible exception of Calvinball) where the only way to lose is by playing to win.
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2012-07-21, 12:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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...Miners make holes too
"Oh, Mile, meet Taylor, he's a friend too"
and the colt just turned, and gave an overly cheerful "Hi!"
"Oh, he got stabbed on his shoulder with a spear...Too" "It hurt...."
"and THAT, is why I hate destiny, I should have took those spears and more!
"....I don't get it"
"Isn't he so cool?!"
"WHAT?! oh nononono, we already owe you too much, we couldn't-...." "You already saved them! we couldn't pay that back!"
But then the colt sat down with Colty pleading eyes "Pleaaase, he's my only buddy now....".... now there's both winning smile and unnegable colty eyes
"....Ok" "YAAAYY!" he jumps and hugs his sister so hard he makes her fall off her chair, while the other colt looks with a "own'd" expressionLast edited by Luka; 2012-07-21 at 12:50 PM.
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2012-07-21, 01:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Valley
Yeah, but what are the chances of a miner coming across Barb?
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Aero and Everypony
Aero laughs as Aisis is tackled and will help her up like a true gentlecolt.
"Here, take one of the keys to the apartment. Me and Mile were on our way to it right now though, if you wanna join us."
He pulls one of the keys out of his saddlebag and will hand it over to Aisis.
"And don't you dare ever think you need to pay me back. I'm more than happy to help." ^_^Busy with Life
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2012-07-21, 02:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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"That would be aim, not destiny."
Taylor scuttles over since no one objects, and lightly taps Mile's shoulder with his horn. It'd sting a bit from the contact, then tickle slightly, and then wound-B-gone. Poof. "And that is awesomesauce, rather than destiny. How's it feel now?"
"....I don't get it"
"...Apple pie."D&D is the only game I can think of (with the possible exception of Calvinball) where the only way to lose is by playing to win.
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2012-07-21, 02:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Considering that 1/3 of the army are on mining duty, no idea
"thank you...." she pauses for a while, then
"why don't you join? I could cover both of you..... I think" she just checks the bit bag Taylor gave her the day before
"yeah.... If it was somepony that actually aimed those boulders on us 3 to leave us unconcious for half a minute and divide us..."
Besides that, Mile just pokes where his wound has.... Cue the WIDE eyes
"Sis, he did the thing you do but bigger!"
"He's just more experienced"
"Thank you!" Cue Mile's hug, but now on TaylorLast edited by Luka; 2012-07-21 at 02:34 PM.
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2012-07-21, 03:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Aero
Aero looked a bit embarrassed.
"Well, me and Mile ate at a diner and came from the movies about 10 minutes ago. Mile here drank so much popcorn with honey it couldn't possibly be healthy!"
He messed up Mile's mane again.
"And...well, I guess I will take something."
If possible he'll go next to Aisis. If it's like a bench, he'll just force his way next to her
"I guess I'll just take some lemonade if they have it. I gave up drinking."
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2012-07-21, 04:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Gear gave him a curious look as she lifted a glass tube with her teeth and set it down on the work table. "Are you sure you're okay? You kinda hit a weird muttering stage here."
"What?.....I oh....I...see....ok," Ember looked at her confusedly still and feigned understanding.
Balboa laughed in mirth as he drank a glass of wine and offered some to the ladies here. Astrid politely declined but not before giving him a glower and sighed to herself.
The poor buck who was knocked out was carried off the field while the remaining six were pushing among each other to get the other to go face her. Some hapless buck was then pushed in front and he came stumbling forward shaking a hoof at his fellow guards.
He cleared his throat and stood before Hay Bale.SpoilerPony Rp-Fox Trot Profile
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2012-07-21, 04:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Sounds like a great strategy to me."
Besides that, Mile just pokes where his wound has.... Cue the WIDE eyes
"Sis, he did the thing you do but bigger!"
"He's just more experienced"
"Thank you!" Cue Mile's hug, but now on TaylorD&D is the only game I can think of (with the possible exception of Calvinball) where the only way to lose is by playing to win.
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2012-07-21, 04:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's a table, so he could just take a chair
"That's not strange, he usually drank entire jars back home, he loves honey" She says as she asks for a lemonade, then winks back at Aero
"It was a coincidence, they were droping the mountains massively into the valley, with magic or something....Worst thing is what happened right after that, right in from of the 3"
....Then Taylor got tackled, so he turned to his cake for a bit and.....
"...Oh no.... I'm running out of cheesecake!! " he looks terrified at the cheesecake, now with one a single bite.
"Then I can get as strong as you?" he asks, still constricting him with that hug and very, VERY cheerfulLast edited by Luka; 2012-07-21 at 04:51 PM.
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2012-07-21, 05:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Aero
"You should have seen him though. He was so excited by the honey on his popcorn, he accidentally dumped a whole pot of vegetable oil on top!" XD
He took a sip of the lemonade!
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