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2010-01-16, 03:34 AM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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- Jul 2009
What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
The title says it all.
I am not necessarily talking destroying a game/advanture/campaign here, since there are so many other ways of making a DM weep.
For me, one example I keep imagining is if I ever have a PC who is informed enough of how the Wish spell works, and is one of my less serious (and usually clacking common sense) "joke" characters I would wish for either:
A) The entire party except my PC switch to their species' opposite gender.
B) The entire party (including my PC) switch bodies at random.I just want someone to hold me and tell me they love me. Especially when I am sad.
Originally Posted by Skami Pilno
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2010-01-16, 03:42 AM (ISO 8601)Troll in the Playground
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- Apr 2008
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Well, it depends on the situation.
If he made us go on some kind of quest to get it granted: The most comfortable pair of underpants ever.
If not, probably some completely random item or something like 'Immunity to hangovers.'
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2010-01-16, 03:51 AM (ISO 8601)Banned
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- May 2009
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Wins thread. Originally Posted by Shalist
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2010-01-16, 05:10 AM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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- Aug 2008
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
I would wish for an aura of chicken infested. 60 Foot radius.
Originally Posted by Alabenson
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2010-01-16, 06:03 AM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
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- Jan 2008
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
I would wish to be a psion. He couldn't ever be bothered to learn that system and they are always banned outright because he doesn't know jack about them.
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2010-01-16, 06:08 AM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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- Feb 2009
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- Cascadia
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
More Wishes.
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2010-01-16, 06:15 AM (ISO 8601)Bugbear in the Playground
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- Nov 2006
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
World Peace.
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2010-01-16, 06:17 AM (ISO 8601)Troll in the Playground
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- Jan 2007
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- Neither here nor there
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Well, I am the DM, so...
Hm.
A really big hammer to the giblets would probably bring a tear to my eye. I'm sure any one of my players would be happy to oblige.My latest homebrew: Majokko base class and Spellcaster Dilettante feats for D&D 3.5 and Races as Classes for PTU.
Currently Playing
Raiatari Eikibe - Ghostfoot's RHOD Righteous Resistance
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2010-01-16, 06:27 AM (ISO 8601)Orc in the Playground
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- Feb 2008
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- No, that other place
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
A detailed map of the world.
EDIT: As a tome. Inclusive of all ruins, dungeons and sites of significant interest and names of places. With an index.Last edited by Reaper_Monkey; 2010-01-16 at 06:29 AM.
Originally Posted by Douglas Adams
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2010-01-16, 06:42 AM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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- Dec 2008
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- England
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
A better DM.
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2010-01-16, 06:56 AM (ISO 8601)Troll in the Playground
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- Nov 2008
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- PST (GMT -8)
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
This should make him cry. Originally Posted by Reaper_Monkey
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2010-01-16, 07:17 AM (ISO 8601)Firbolg in the Playground
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- Jan 2008
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Answers. Teach him to ban any divination spells that relate to the future...
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2010-01-16, 07:18 AM (ISO 8601)Troll in the Playground
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- May 2007
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- The Netherlands
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
I'd wish to become the DM.
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2010-01-16, 07:25 AM (ISO 8601)Troll in the Playground
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- Aug 2009
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
A better plot line, less metagaming allowed and encounters that used strategy.
I feel that would hurt their feelings enough to get a tear or two.,,,,^..^,,,,
Originally Posted by Haldir
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2010-01-16, 07:32 AM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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- Aug 2008
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- Belgium
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Every single living creature drops dead. Originally Posted by Tokiko Mima
It's really peaceful now.
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2010-01-16, 07:42 AM (ISO 8601)Orc in the Playground
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- Dec 2008
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
I'd Wish for my Wish not to be granted.
Either that, or Wish for the Paragon template..... As well as every template from SS.Spoiler Originally Posted by The Extinguisher
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2010-01-16, 07:49 AM (ISO 8601)Troll in the Playground
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- Aug 2009
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
What about undead and constructs? Originally Posted by Johel
Last edited by Vizzerdrix; 2010-01-16 at 07:50 AM.
,,,,^..^,,,,
Originally Posted by Haldir
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2010-01-16, 07:52 AM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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- Aug 2008
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
You will be crying once gelatinous gets applied. It might as well be a nerf bat, and is only redeemed by being hilarious. Originally Posted by Malacode
I could wish for celerity or any of the orb spells to be inscribed in my spell book. He absolutely hates those spells. Originally Posted by Alabenson
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2010-01-16, 07:57 AM (ISO 8601)Ettin in the Playground
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- Dec 2007
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
His tears drown the campaign world Originally Posted by Shalist
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Credit for my various avatars goes to Dashwood,Cealocanth,Kwarkpudding,Randomizer,kpengu in,Alarra,Bisected8,zimmerwald1915, and Thanqol.
Once known as "Gamerkid".
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2010-01-16, 07:58 AM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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- Nov 2007
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- The midwest.
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
For more complicated grappling rules.
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2010-01-16, 08:12 AM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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- Aug 2009
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- Maryland
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
You sir, are unredeemably evil. Originally Posted by Shpadoinkle
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2010-01-16, 08:13 AM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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- Aug 2007
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- raiding wales!
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
the grandest orgy in the multiverse
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http://baetzler.de/humor/meat_beings.html Originally Posted by Celesyne
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2010-01-16, 08:18 AM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
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- Jul 2009
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
The ability to fully understand the other gender.
Failing that, I'd wish that he'd accompany me while I go shopping
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2010-01-16, 08:19 AM (ISO 8601)Banned
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- Aug 2007
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- Fishtown, Germany
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
obligatory glasses made of onions for everybody.
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2010-01-16, 09:18 AM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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- Oct 2009
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
The artificer's ability to sap the xp from magic items, so I can craft even moar items, without having to actually be an artificer. I don't have anything against artificers mind you, but the casting times on infusions suck, and getting into a lot of the more fun caster classes is difficult/impossible for an artificer.
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2010-01-16, 09:54 AM (ISO 8601)Banned
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- Nov 2005
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- Flawse Fell, Geordieland
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Tears fall; everyone dies. Originally Posted by Shalist
A candle of invocation.Last edited by bosssmiley; 2010-01-16 at 10:04 AM.
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2010-01-16, 10:29 AM (ISO 8601)Orc in the Playground
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- Oct 2009
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
to undo the last five seconds, that is, when i took a step forward and when i cast the wish.
"Now if you don't mind, I am somewhat preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down."
You know you're an epic wizard when you use a stilled silent extended quickened Gust of Wind spell to blow out the candles of your candle covered birthday cake.
Adventurers steal everything thats not nailed down. And what is. And the nails. After all, a bag full of nails can fetch a pretty penny. No doubt they'll weaponize it, too.
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2010-01-16, 10:44 AM (ISO 8601)Dwarf in the Playground
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- May 2007
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- republic of newfoundland
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
wish for a new dm
He came out of the closet? wow who could have known he was a bard this whole time.
Thanks to crimson Angel for my kickarse avatar.
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2010-01-16, 10:58 AM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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- May 2004
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- Enterprise, Alabama
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
That the DM was never born.
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2010-01-16, 11:14 AM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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- Oct 2009
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Some of these are just mean, and probably way more meta-gamey than the OP intended at that.
Can't resist...... I wish for my dm to drop his DMG on his toe the next time he goes to throw it at me!...........
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