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2009-10-07, 12:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
If it helps you feel better at all, while I was working on a comic using OOTS style, based on friends at another internet forum, I accidentally made a scene which implied rape happening to one of said friends, who had been raped in the past, and said scene occurred implying the rape happening in pretty much the exact same way. (Unintentional, and the scene was made because at the time I was so used to my mental separation between fantasy and reality--that is to say, I knew it wasn't real, so I could do whatever I want because it didn't actually happen--that I didn't bother to think about what it might do to my friend.)
Made my friend very ill.
I mention this because stuff like this is accidental and unintentional. Dark themes are disturbing to write about and to have written. The important thing is, it's okay that you made an error, so long as you acknowledge it, which you have. No need to keep beating yourself up.
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2009-10-07, 01:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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2009-10-07, 01:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
Seriously, don't feel bad. I've had worse content in RPGs I've ran, SR. Heck, one Dark Heresy game I ran involved mutants who... you know what, I'm just going to stop there. I'd rather not bring that up.
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2009-10-07, 01:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-07, 01:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
That was...less worse.
I just rolled an extremely amusing combination. Won't tell you yet what it is, so my story can rape your brain better.
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Tsukiko was pretty drunk now. She had been drinking for over three hours. Ale, wine, whisky, cider, any kind of alcohol had entered her body by now. Well, except for the medicinal kind. That would have been kind of deadly, and she couldn't zombiefy herself. She had to drink all this alcohol, because today had not been fun.
While expanding Team Evil's base into Azure City's cellars, they had found a strange fortified room. According to some dusty documentation found in the city's library, that room contained some very interesting creature. An auriental dragon. The room had been built as a stronghold to prevent it from breaking out. After getting all the locks sorted out, which took way too much work, they had prepared to open the doors, when some kind of discharge within the room had blown them off. 70 goblins had been splattered to bits by the explosion, and Tsukiko had had to spend the entire afternoon to clean them up and zombiefy them. That had been strike one.
When the smoke had cleared, it had appeared some crazy wizard had killed the dragon. From a distance. Zapped into oblivion. A beautiful, black and red, mightily long ancient auriental dragon. When Tsukiko had moved in the zombiefy the dragon, that green bastard Redcloak had forbidden it, citing the lack of stronghold to keep it in and that the magic deployed to kill it had been very powerful. That had been strike two.
Strike three had been when Xykon, that bag of bones, had conveniently ignored her while she tried to sway him into allowing her to resurrect the dragon. And to consider she had simply offered him some hot undead-on-undead action! The ungrateful bastard.
So, here she was, soaking herself in Bacchus' arms. She glanced up as she vaguely noticed someone waving his hands at her. The barman.
"I'd like another cider, yes.", she mumbled incoherently.
The barman replied that she had to leave. The bar had actually closed since half an hour, and he really wanted her out of here. Tsukiko sighed, and got up. She stumbled towards the exit, and into the ruined city.
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It took her way too long to reach Team Evil's base. She had slipped twice, falling face-first in the mud, stumbling through the city's deserted streets, hitting several buildings en-route.
But here she was. Back home. Bleagh. Now, where was her room? And why were the walls wooshing around? She stumbled into the base, wobbling into some room, and tripped over something soft. Again Tsukiko fell flat on her face. She lay there for a while. Then she heard a voice:
"Are you alright? Miss Pigtails?!?"
It took a while before she recognised the voice as that of the Monster in the Dark. "Yeaesssh", she drunkily answered.
"Oh, that's good to know. Have you come to play?"
Tsukiko groped around with her hands, around in the dark. Finally she found something. It was fluffy. The MitD quickly said:
"Oooh, Miss Pigtails, you should not touch me there..."
Tsukiko put both her hands on the fluffy body part, then climbed up into the fluff.
"Moanshhter...ishh tat youuu?!?" she slurred. She glanced up, seeing two faint yellow arcs in the dark.
"Miss Pigtails, not there! It tickles! Besides, ...daddy...told me I should not let strangers touch me there..."
Tsukiko did not really hear the words. The fluffy fur felt so much like a teddybear she had had when she was young. She clasped the fur in her hands, climbing up into what apparently was some part of the MitD's body, tightly snuggling up to it. She uttered, mostly muffled by the fur: "Youor shooo shoft!"
"Miss Pigtails!" The MitD started to sound distressed.
Tsukiko wrapped herself into the fur, pulling what appeared to be loose skin tightly around her, and fell asleep.
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Tsukiko woke up. She laid in her bed, naked, and felt sore. She vaguely remembered last night. The alcohol. The long stumble back home. The MitD. The soft fur. And then...
...she could not remember right away. Drowsily, she looked up. The room was pretty dark. Something felt...odd. The memories slowly began to trickle back. She...remembered.
She had gotten up, after a strange dream about her other toy, which had been a purple dragon. So cute. Together with the MitD she had gone down to the exploded dragon stronghold. There she had done...things. Many things. With the auriental dragon corpse. The MitD had watched.
Then she had begged that fluffy MitD to join in, and something had happened, she could not really remember what... The MitD had stepped out of the shadow, hadn't it? Yes, that was it. And then... And then...then...she could not remember. At all. Something. It had involved fluff. And hands. And...and...bleh.
It should have been a dream, but somehow it felt so real. Weird. She still felt odd. Finally, Tsukiko became aware of the banging on her door. Someone seemed to scream, too.
"Yeah, yeah, I'm coming" Tsukiko shouted.
She got up, totally forgetting to put on some clothes due to her hangover, and walked to the door. She unlocked it. Opened it. Tsukiko still stood in the dark, as Redcloak stormed in.
"Tsukiko, what have you done?!?" he shouted, his face deep green with anger. "Could you explain why...*why*...WHY...?!? Just say so! WHY?!? What did you do last night?!? Remember what we said? Remember?!?"
"Wut are you talking about, Redcloak...?" Tsukiko absently asked.
Redcloak screamed from the top of his lungs:
"Why is there a...what seems to be a furry pregnant undead Dragon in the Dark in the cella..."
Redcloak halted. He had just seen something that was much, MUCH more horrifying than the fluffy furry horror in the cellar. Morning light fell into the room, faintly illuminating it, as well as Tsukiko.
"Well, what?" Tsukiko drowsily said. Slowly, some cells in her brain told her Redcloak seemed to be staring at her. She stepped in his direction.
"Don't you get close to me!" Redcloak hysterically screamed, as more of Tsukiko's body came into the light. He took a step back.
Finally, something doomed up in Tsukiko's mind. She glanced down. Her scream rocked Azure City.
"AAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHHHHHHH WHY AM I COVERED IN FUR?!?"
That was:
Ancient Black Dragon + (Tsukiko + Monster in the Dark)
Everyone is a furry version of themselves + Unrequited love + Drunkenness
HA.
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2009-10-07, 02:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Poor Redcloak.
Good job!Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-10-07, 02:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
Last edited by Meg; 2009-10-07 at 02:43 PM.
...And that is how I met your father.
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2009-10-07, 02:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
That's what we've been talking about the whole time, right? The Kabuto x Lien one with gender changing and rape? Like I said earlier, its the subject matter that bothered most people, not the actual details and content.
I personally thought it was... I dunno. It was quite cracky, that is for sure. But I didn't get much funny out of it. It didn't disturb me too much, either, oddly enough. I just felt really, really sorry for Lien.Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-10-07, 02:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-07, 02:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Then stop feeling bad. Like I said, all you did was pick a touchy subject. You didn't scar us with graphic details or anything like that...
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2009-10-07, 02:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-07, 03:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
so guys,how many stories do you think we can still handle before...you know,going nuts?
UNHOLY CRAP Dra-Goon
someone please I need to get amnesia!!!Last edited by DukeGod; 2009-10-07 at 03:02 PM.
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2009-10-07, 03:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-07, 03:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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@ Dra-goon: Actually, that wasn't so bad. Good job.
@ Silverraptor: Just write something else to get your mind off of it. Something simple and silly...Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-10-07, 03:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Silverraptor; 2009-10-07 at 03:21 PM.
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2009-10-07, 03:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
I don't think we have had VxTsukiko
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2009-10-07, 03:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Do I have to roll a random pairing for you? XD
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2009-10-07, 03:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Silverraptor; 2009-10-07 at 03:24 PM.
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2009-10-07, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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@ Dra-goon: That was actually the first time Tsukiko has ever seemed awww-worthy.
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2009-10-07, 03:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
I just rolled a few random pairings. Take your pick, SR. The first might fit the bill... Somehow.
Miko x Daigo (gender-switched)
Xykon's zombie dragon head x Hieronymus Grubwiggler
Tsukiko x Dorukan
Elan (gender-switched) x Hilgya
Haley's Dad x Mr. Scruffy
*throws dice across the room*
Okay, I give up.Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-10-07, 03:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-10-07 at 03:33 PM.
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2009-10-07, 03:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-07, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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i just rolled Crystal x Crystal...
here,is one interesting though...
Soon Kim (incorporeal) + (Durkon + Sarah Greenhilt + Hilgya)
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2009-10-07, 03:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-07, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-07, 06:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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I just rolled PompeyxJulia, One-sided love.
...I think that's canon. But I've got a funny idea for it anyway. Later tonight though; I have math homework.
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2009-10-07, 06:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-07, 06:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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That's what makes things fun! (And you never critiqued my four other pairings....)
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2009-10-08, 01:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-08, 02:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
Hi people, long time reader here, but first time poster. :)
I've been cooking my own supply of Brain Bleach all through this thread, so well done all of you. Although I've been especially impressed by CoffeeIncluded and Watersmurf. :O
I've long had an idea about a CrackFic of YokYok and "an anonymous kobold girl" set in the quaint village of LickMyOrangeBallsHalfling. Should I write it?