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2013-01-22, 02:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
You know what's dumb?
People writing here to call everyone else dumb.
If you don't like it GET OUT.
Sheesh.
It's not rocket science.
Just basic human manners.
Try Trog's.
There, answered your question.
Leave now, please.Meese Mobster by smuchmuch.
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2013-01-22, 02:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
Uh. I don't see where I called anyone stupid, it's basic message board common sense. Don't believe crazy claims unless they prove it.
Then again, I get the feeling nobody's gotten that one here for obvious reasons.
I could've said I was some lost princess and no one would've questioned it! Except no one would know of or give a crap about whatever country I claimed to be from.Avatar by Ashen Lilies.
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2013-01-22, 02:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
Hi! Just wanted to let you know; now that you've gone and said that, everyone's going to assume you're secretly a runaway princess trying to escape a violent usurping, forced marriage, the stuffy rules and decorum of court life, or some combination of the three. Have fun with that.
That said, there's a few places I could recommend. If you're an old-fashioned sort, more familiar with a world of swords and sorcery, Trog's Tavern might be best for you. The drinks are as hard as the patrons, and smell more or less the same. The people there are just as likely to have bathed this year as you, solve their problems with grunting and violence like you, and think light bulbs are a thing that grows in a sun god's vegetable farm, just like you.
Alternatively, you have the option of Mallside, if you're sufficiently advanced enough to know what phones, electricity, and personal hygiene are. Not quite as social as Trog's, given all the empty space and busy people going about their lives, but you might be able to find a mall kop or some kindhearted Samaritan willing to show you the ropes. Your money, believe it or not, is still good here. The currency exchange system is secretly managed by a team of the finest financial wizards or something. Gods only know how they keep it altogether.
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2013-01-22, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
If life gives you lemons, make orange juice.
SpoilerThis is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
guess what I was gone but now I'm back
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2013-01-22, 03:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
Not a princess, all those are dead. Where I'm from, anyway.
Anyway, sliiight problem with that. Namely, the money thing.
I'm kind of lacking there?
And what do lemons and orange juice have to do with anything!?Last edited by Darkcomet; 2013-01-22 at 03:29 PM.
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2013-01-22, 03:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
Well that's pretty bad. I guess I was lucky then, making the jump with a loyal bot and all my stuff way back like six years ago.
There's the organizations, I suppose. They'll house just about anybody, provided they aren't a complete disaster and liability. The Neutrals are up where it's really cold, so I wouldn't go there. AMEN's for the self-admittedly unrighteous folk, Remnant tries to police the city of Inside, Watch does basically the same thing as the Neutral mercs, with less qualms about murdering folk, and GLoG is a refugee camp.
I'd tell you about HALO, but they'll probably send their one and only competent guy down to kidnap and do terrible things to me.
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2013-01-22, 03:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
It's a saying!
Meaning...
I am the lemons and you can make orange juice...
By letting me travel with you 'cause I'm new too!SpoilerThis is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
guess what I was gone but now I'm back
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2013-01-22, 03:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2006
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- Poland
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
My FFRP characters. Avatar by Ashen Lilies. Sigatars by Ashen Lilies, Gullara and Purple Eagle.
Interested in the Nexus FFRP setting? See our Discord server.
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2013-01-22, 03:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
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2013-01-22, 04:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
Looking for someone with Raise Dead ability to resurrect a...friend...anyway, you should find him in Trog's Tavern, decapitated, unless he's been cleaned up by now. Payment will be received after the deed is done.
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2013-01-22, 04:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
No thanks, purple chalk with travel offers, you're probably actually trying to murder me in a back alley or something.
...Wait, someone got murdered in that place? Are you people trying to get me killed?Avatar by Ashen Lilies.
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2013-01-22, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2012
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- Definitely lost
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
Well, it wouldn't be much of a tavern if there wasn't a tavern brawl every once and a while, would it?
Spako Highclaws by Ceika.
[Sorry Boss, but as always, I get the last word.]
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2013-01-22, 04:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
I told you they solve problems with violence, your highness.
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2013-01-22, 04:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
Well sorry if my first thought was 'barfight' instead of 'decapitations', gray chalk apparently called Magtok. Also stop it with the 'your highness' thing, I've been over this.
And I think I'm just going to back away and take my chances somewhere now.Avatar by Ashen Lilies.
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2013-01-22, 04:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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- Where I am.
Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
I would often recommend a park, but right now at least one park is not a good idea. Perhaps you should go shopping? The people in the stores tend to be nice, and the no-fighting rule in Mallside is strictly enforced.
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2013-01-22, 04:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
If you'd kindly supply two diamonds, I could potentially raise the person in question. They have to be very high quality diamonds, however; the ritual won't work with one of poor quality.
Terrowin Avatar by HappyTurtle. Much thanks!
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2013-01-22, 04:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
What part of lacking money do you not understand, dark green chalk.
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2013-01-22, 04:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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- Where I am.
Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
Sorry, I try to avoid the majority of the wall posts because of reasons that you pointed out already.
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2013-01-22, 04:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
Oh hey I remember that guy, Mr. Horriburny Arsonface right? I'll raise him if he promises not to ever go after his murderer, no diamonds required and no questions asked.
Why? Because duckies, I'm just that nice. Princess darling, there's always other bars, and if you want to get a drink there's usually a dashing stranger of your preferred gender willing to provide, or someone who's face you can punch for spare change.Julie, everyone's nth favorite succubus, by Gulaghar.
An amazing Misha, Mimi, and Riss painting done by Ofride.
For anyone in plots run by me, know that I always tailor solutions to those in the plot. The answer may not be obvious, but it's there, and doable by the displayed abilities of the present characters. If you need help or hints, I'll try to be available to provide them.
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2013-01-22, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
Wait, you mean I'm NOT the only one who's been using basic message board common sense here? Also, while you're here, are they serious about this whole 'raising the dead' thing?
...also also how do I stop them from running my princess joke into the ground.Avatar by Ashen Lilies.
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2013-01-22, 04:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
I make a mockery of life and death on a regular basis Prinnypants, you'll just have to learn to live with it.
Or die with it I suppose.Last edited by Slii Arhem; 2013-01-22 at 04:43 PM.
Julie, everyone's nth favorite succubus, by Gulaghar.
An amazing Misha, Mimi, and Riss painting done by Ofride.
For anyone in plots run by me, know that I always tailor solutions to those in the plot. The answer may not be obvious, but it's there, and doable by the displayed abilities of the present characters. If you need help or hints, I'll try to be available to provide them.
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2013-01-22, 04:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
I am serious. And I tell you- never trust an offer for free. Something powerful enough to bring a corpse into more than merely a semblance of life will ALWAYS want something in return.
Terrowin Avatar by HappyTurtle. Much thanks!
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2013-01-22, 04:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
Yes, they are perfectly serious about raising the dead. It happens around here a lot.
As for the princess joke? The same way any other joke on a message board disappears: You wait it out.
Like any message board, some jokes outlive the related users for years.
Good luck.
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2013-01-22, 04:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
Julie, everyone's nth favorite succubus, by Gulaghar.
An amazing Misha, Mimi, and Riss painting done by Ofride.
For anyone in plots run by me, know that I always tailor solutions to those in the plot. The answer may not be obvious, but it's there, and doable by the displayed abilities of the present characters. If you need help or hints, I'll try to be available to provide them.
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2013-01-22, 04:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
Hey, hey, hey. I don't need anyone to make deals on my behalf and I certainly don't need anyone's protection from that guy.
Last edited by Morty; 2013-01-22 at 04:52 PM.
My FFRP characters. Avatar by Ashen Lilies. Sigatars by Ashen Lilies, Gullara and Purple Eagle.
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2013-01-22, 04:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
That still seems like very little for such a being. Unless you've empowered this 'Wendy' with divine abilities or she's secretly your daughter or something.
Terrowin Avatar by HappyTurtle. Much thanks!
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2013-01-22, 04:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
Of course you don't, he's dead, but wouldn't his anguish be absolutely delectable when he realized he couldn't even get revenge on the man that so effortlessly cut him down?
It gives me tingles just thinking about it.Julie, everyone's nth favorite succubus, by Gulaghar.
An amazing Misha, Mimi, and Riss painting done by Ofride.
For anyone in plots run by me, know that I always tailor solutions to those in the plot. The answer may not be obvious, but it's there, and doable by the displayed abilities of the present characters. If you need help or hints, I'll try to be available to provide them.
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2013-01-22, 04:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
So wait, what happened with this guy, anyway? For all I know he started it, and this whole no-questions-asked-resurrection thing kinda rubs me the wrong way like that. I mean, for all you know he could be some supercriminal or something.
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2013-01-22, 05:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
Don't be a silly courtesan, it's unbefitting of your station. He was a supercriminal's henchman, those are brought back to life all the time. It's actually part of the contract if you're working for AMEN!
Julie, everyone's nth favorite succubus, by Gulaghar.
An amazing Misha, Mimi, and Riss painting done by Ofride.
For anyone in plots run by me, know that I always tailor solutions to those in the plot. The answer may not be obvious, but it's there, and doable by the displayed abilities of the present characters. If you need help or hints, I'll try to be available to provide them.
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2013-01-22, 05:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2008
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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
If he's a supercriminal, his crimes will be outweighed by what I'll use the other diamond for- the ressurection of Saint Narahar the Twice Martyred, who bravely fell defending the city of Thessaloniki from invaders. The defence failed, and somebody's since looted Saint Narahar's tomb and taken several priceless relics, but I hope to recover them soon.
Terrowin Avatar by HappyTurtle. Much thanks!