[Nexus] AMEN XXXVII: Vampy Rotter and the Undeathly Hallows

[Reinholdt]

"Hmm... possibly. Course I wouldn't mind seeing you break either, so I suppose it's win-win for me. Understandable why you might pass though." Ilpholin says, circling Moff slowly.

"Course... this is also your big chance to one-up me."

[happyturtle]

"It's hardly a fair contest though, with Kirk there bleeding all over everything and warning me off," Moff says. "We wouldn't really know unless you took me by surprise sometime."

[Gullara]

Kirk shakes his head. The poor fool.

[Reinholdt]

"Oh we coulda left the more... interesting elements out. Honestly that had less to do with curtains than it did with trying out my new Thanksmas gift." She shrugs slightly, giving Kirk a knowing grin.

"But a surprise it shall be. Guess we'll just have to wait and see then..."

She leaves Moff's side to head to the training room and practice her fighting skills.

[happyturtle]

Moff grins like a loon, and then tries to grab Kirk's head with both hands and kiss him passionately.

[Gullara]

Kirk seems like he's about to say something, but then he is kissed. It takes a second for him to react he's so stunned. When he does react he tries to push Moff away, but in his weakened state he might not be successful.

[happyturtle]

Moff holds the kiss about 5 seconds, then lets Kirk push him away, laughing.

"Okay, okay, just checking."

[Gullara]

"You know one of these days I'm going to find a sane Moff. Then I'll immediately die of shock." Kirk says with a small chuckle.

At least he's good humored about it.

[happyturtle]

"Hey, you make me feel completely confident in my little competition with Ilphy. After all, if you can say no, then anyone can."

Moff 189 is sane. But none of the other Moffs know that because, being sane, he is long long loooooong gone.

[Moff Chumley]

Out of the several hundred thousand and a half Moffs, there are plenty of sane ones. They just don't let on about it.

[Gullara]

Kirk sighs and shakes his head. "You know I was being serious about Ilpholin, right? It's got nothing to do with me, she's bad news."

((of they wouldn't))

[Reinholdt]

Moff's logic there confuses me. But then I shoulda expected as much.

The crack of the whip can be heard from the training room.

Mister Squiggles finishes up his book and grabs one of the Admiral Akbar minions and starts eating him.
Omnomnom.
Course, he's in the Main Room as he has been from the get go.

((deadtime))

[happyturtle]

"So why can't you get a demon to heal those wounds for you?" Moff asks. He feels secure enough in his orientation that he isn't worried about Ilpholin, even when giving her time to prepare.

Moff logic: Kirk is super weak willed, but was able to say no to having sex with someone of the gender he's not attracted to. Therefore Moff, who is not weak willed, can easily say no to Ilpholin.

Never mind the part where Ilpholin is way way better at seduction than Moff. It makes total sense!

[Gullara]

"Well a powerful demoness kinda hates my guts. So whenever I get an injury during... curtain activities she offers any demons I try to deal with a better deal. It's a pain in the ass to say the least. Usually she stops bothering after a couple days." Kirk says.

Never mind that now Moff knows both your major weaknesses.

[happyturtle]

"Does good old neosporin still work?" Moff asks. Fun fact: antibiotic ointment like neosporin is a prescription only drug in the UK. I had to bring some over from the US for my first aid kit.

[Gullara]

Kirk shrugs, "I guess so. As far as I know it's only magic healing that's stopped. They heal slower to."

Huh, really? That's odd.

[happyturtle]

"Well, come on then," Moff says, and drags Kirk to the infirmary to clean and medicate and bandage his wounds. Assuming Kirk is willing to let Moff manhandle him, which is of course Moff's motivation in doing this. He likely wouldn't have offered to do it for a female member.

[Gullara]

"Um, sure." Kirk lets himself get dragged off and treated.

Moff likely already noticed, but Kirk has an amazing body. Likely (definitely) demon enhanced. Lust demons to be specific. They know their stuff.

[happyturtle]

"Damn, boy, you have an amazing body," Moff says as he works. He doesn't grope or anything though, which surprises his player. Honestly, I'm just the typist.

[Gullara]

"Well, yeah I guess so." he shrugs. By now it's become mundane to him. "Just from a contract I signed a long while back." Although he was never unattractive.

[happyturtle]

"So when you die and everyone wars over your soul, what happens to you?" Moff asks. "Is it worse than what's going to happen to the rest of us evil bastards?" Not that Moff clones have souls.

((There's a new player in Trog's, if you have a character free.))

[Gullara]

Kirk shrugs again, "Hells if I know. All I know is that my soul has value. Maybe I'll get set up with a sweet gig. Can't really say though. That's why I want to avoid dying."

((I do, and he's already there.Seems I was beat to it.))

[happyturtle]

"Heh. I guess it depends on which demon wins then," Moff says. "Maybe you should diversify a bit. Get some buyers on different planes."

He steps back then. "All done. Nothing looked too bad, so you'll probably be fine in a few days. You'll have some wicked scars though."

[Gullara]

"Probably a good idea. It's a balancing act though, I've always got to be careful." Kirk says.

When Moff mentions scars he frowns slightly. "Well, thanks for patching me up."

[happyturtle]

"Anytime, Hot Stuff," Moff says with a wink.

((deadtime))

[Gullara]

Kirk chuckles and returns to the couch. His pants materialize as he walks there. His sits down and flips on the TV. A cooking channel comes on.

[Zefir]

Zefir switch the channle back.

"Hey I want to see the HQ fall down from the sky."

[Maxios]

A package appears in front of Zefir...

[Moff Chumley]

A package appears in front of Zefir...

No it doesn't. We have rules against Maxios teleporting things into the base, remember?

[Maxios]

No it doesn't. We have rules against Maxios teleporting things into the base, remember?

The rules stated that MAXIOS couldn't teleport things.
The Courier ain't Maxios

If the box still can't teleport, a very scared delivery man will run in, and put the package in front of Zefir