AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

[happyturtle]

HA! They were poisoned!

Decker seems unharmed.

Decker's player chimes in. "We've been through this before. The girl eats moldy cake and bloody socks. A little bit of poison isn't going to hurt her. Or even a lot of poison."

[Phase]

A walrus in a giant battle suit stomps into the base, hits Shas upside the head, and tells her to mind his own damn business.

[Coplantor]

((Note to self: Decker is an Extreme Omnivore.))

All that angst can't be good for you. You know that, right?

For who? For me because I summon it or for Decker for eating it?

[Shas aia Toriia]

Gak!

Shas is smacked, likely killing her as his skull caves in. After she gets his True Rez, she hops in his dreadnought and attempts to lascannon the walrus suit.

[Phase]

The Walrus suit explodes! There went the several thousand human souls apparently wasted on the buiding of the thing. The walrus inside may have died, but the rest live on, ready to rebuild anew (suit).

[Darkcomet]

I was talking to Decker, but it didn't seem to do anything.

Speaking of which, Decker. I have this chocolate bar that is said to be extremely poisonous yet extremely delicious. You can have it, if you'd like.

[happyturtle]

"You're the best, DC!" Decker happily eats the chocolate bar.

[Shas aia Toriia]

Kewl.

[Darkcomet]

"You're the best, DC!" Decker happily eats the chocolate bar.

Decker, there's something I want to ask you.

Will you be my taste-tester?

[happyturtle]

"Of course. But will that be any use at all since you don't eat socks or poison or moldy stuff?"

[Darkcomet]

I just don't trust food that comes out of here. You can tell if something is poisonous, right?

[happyturtle]

"Only if right after I eat something, someone says 'LOL Poison!' Otherwise, no."

[Darkcomet]

Well, damn. But I still have a bag of poisonous candy if you want it. I keep getting them in the mail.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok pauses as he walks by Decker and DC.

...That stuff I stole from your mail was poisoned?!

Magtok then falls dead, with a stolen lollipop hanging from his mouth.

[Atomsized]

Lucky. All i ever get is spam.

Atomsized then opens his mailbox and cans of spam fall out.

(Predictable Joke)

[happyturtle]

Decker shifts to human form and grabs DC by the throat. "You have another lollipop supplier?!"

[sheepofoblivion]

gives decker a block of plastic explosives with some frosting on top. Here, have a cake! (of c4)

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Why do you only ever show up to die?"

Fullbladder stands beside the dead Magtok, looking down at him.

"Wait! There is something I should be doing here. Ah!" He snaps his fingers, realizing what it is.

And then he delivers a very hefty kick to the dead cyborg's side.

"'How do you feel, Mighty Magtok?'" he says loudly in a high pitched voice. Then he turns and walks away. "'Astrovator! Get us out of here!'"

And with that the floor swallows the goblin up.

[Shas aia Toriia]

Shas wanders up to Magtok.

*sklortch*

[Darkcomet]

Decker shifts to human form and grabs DC by the throat. "You have another lollipop supplier?!"

Oh, it's just a bunch of loons trying to kill me with poisoned candy. I have no idea why.

Darkcomet sticks the "cake" on Sheep's back.

Don't eat that. It's an explosive.

@v: I did it before she posted, so...

[sheepofoblivion]

You may have to reach down into deckers stomach for that, as she eats things very quickly, as poisons take seconds to reach her system... And I'm not sure I want to know what's in her immune system...

[happyturtle]

"Don't be silly. I don't eat everything quickly. I'd already filled up on poison emos and poison chocolate bars."

Decker shifts to swan form, tucks her head under her wing, and falls asleep.

[sheepofoblivion]

Regardless, sheep detonates the c4, which is in deckers stomach.

[Uncle Festy]

After she gets his True Rez, she hops in his dreadnought

"Gah! The pronoun confusion! It burns us!"
"Ah, grow a spleen."
"… huh?"
"Didn't you know? The spleen is the center of bad grammar tolerance."
"News to me."

[sheepofoblivion]

I always thought it was lack of a brain... huh.

[Darkcomet]

Sheep just blew himself up. Congrats.

*points*

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[sheepofoblivion]

Regardless, sheep detonates the c4, which is in deckers stomach.

umm... no, I didn't.

[Boo]

Everyone who mentioned the word emo before me explodes.

"Shasy wasy, you're a dummy-head! I didn't go to the cawnival! atomsized did! Besides, why would I need to win a T-Rex?" With that last word several T-Rex's enter AMEN, along with multiple other breeds of dinosaurs. "I make dinosaurs!" They set up a riding system for people to enjoy. Of course, only Benny control in any way. The dinosaurs stomp around AMEN. anyone who wants to ride one will have trouble getting on them, and they are too heavy for DC to fling. Their hide is too thick to cause them any injury as well. Even from a nuke. "Genetic enhancement for the win!"

@^: She never ate it.

[sheepofoblivion]

ah... well... I guess you're right... *explodes*

[Shas aia Toriia]

Everyone who mentioned the word emo before me explodes.

"Shasy wasy, you're a dummy-head! I didn't go to the cawnival! atomsized did! Besides, why would I need to win a T-Rex?" With that last word several T-Rex's enter AMEN, along with multiple other breeds of dinosaurs. "I make dinosaurs!" They set up a riding system for people to enjoy. Of course, only Benny control in any way. The dinosaurs stomp around AMEN. anyone who wants to ride one will have trouble getting on them, and they are too heavy for DC to fling. Their hide is too thick to cause them any injury as well. Even from a nuke. "Genetic enhancement for the win!"

@^: She never ate it.

Err. . . I knew that.