KuReshtin's Kallously Konfusing Konsternations - Random Banter #208

[Coidzor]

Great, now there's Demon Vampires. Or Vampire Demons. XD What did you learn about never giving the DM ideas, mang?

I promise you, I'm not a vampire. *flutters eyelashes beautifully*
Now, if you just come forth to the corner, I've cooked up some blood sausages to feast on...

Indeed, everyone knows that Finnish Vampires are adorably cute and stop aging at around 14 or so. Meanwhile Finnalinn is a strong, healthy young adult human female feminine womanly dame.

Now whether the English have rubbed off on her to an unfortunate degree in her culinary appetites...

i don't believe so, however once i was watching a cooking show, and they were making something (i think it was Italian) that translated to something like 'prostitute sauce' and all i heard was "and the first ingredient for 'prostitute ((whatever))' is extra virgin olive oil"

for some reason i couldn't stop laughing at that

Pasta di Puttanesca, IIRC.

This is amazing. You know what the difference between this and all the world's psychics is? Her stuff works.

Makes ya wonder what beat her.