Post the worst player-characters you can come up with

[Sith_Happens]

Now be fair, in FATAL you have to check if your modifiers to height from bodily attractiveness have changed after you roll extremely large breasts. I'm also fairly certain there's a roll to die in infancy or get conscripted into the army at some point, or die from pillaging randy ogres.

I don't remember about a roll to die in infancy, but you can roll a negative age.