Quote Originally Posted by Eldan View Post
Okay, who's Salami Dave, and why?
Solomon David. You now, that guy. His name is full of... um, let's say, subtext. And pretense.

Salami is a long, fat sausage made from horse. And S. Dave is a major beefcake. Some things can only be mocked by not taking them seriously.

And for some reason, there are unwise readers who like to mock Solomon David, believing he cannot escape from the comic panels and crush them with an eyelash.