Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VII: (Edited for less context)

[canana]

TAMIEN: I married a girl I met on the beat...she was a Scarzani refugee, down in the poor district...we'd sit up nights after my patrol...[continues literally five minutes improvising a backstory for his NPC]
ICARUS: [throws a pointy D4, hard]

Tamien takes 1d4 damage.