tribal leader: you should try the salad.
ricard: ooh, that tastes good. what's the meat?
tribal leader: the toes of our enemies.
laz: *chokes*

ricard: see, old timer? that's a potato, try it, it tastes really good!
laz: it's squishy. i don't trust squishy food.
ricard: dude, i made you eat liver.
laz: don't remind me. i knew the victim.

last time i rp a cannibal, i swear.