MTG - You Make The Card VIII: Escape - Exile 7 MTG topics to create this thread

[+5 Vorpal Bunny]

*gasp* You linked us to the forbidden site! The bane of readers, the swallower of time! You monster! How could you!?

Actually, that gives me a very neat idea for a card.


Life-Breaking Binge XUBR
Sorcery - MR
(A large crystal ball with images that looks suspiciously like articles on different tropes in fiction dominates the picture, with 'Mad Scientist' on the left, 'Evil Overlord List' to the right, 'Archive Binge' on top and 'Go Mad From the Revelation' in the center. Over the crystal ball, a clearly disheveled, emaciated, and now screaming mage is seen frantically pawing through these images, motioning up to bring up another article from the bottom; the words 'Eld' and 'Ab' can be seen drifting up as his hands fray away from black fire, his body vanishes into blue mist and his mouth and eyes combust in red flame. A giant fanged mouth and pair of eyes in these colors can be seen behind him as the background fades to black...)

You may spend only blue, black and/or red mana to pay X. If X is 5 or greater, this spell can't be countered.

Target player exiles a card from their hand. If they can't, exile the top card of their library. Repeat this process X-1 times. Then, they exile the top X cards of their library. Life-Breaking Binge than deals X damage to them. This damage can't be prevented.

'Just one... more... artic-'
- Last words of Master Mage Kath'mor