* I may no longer shove the drow priestess down the elevator shaft when the only person in the party who can speak undercommon wants to talk to her
Spoiler: No regrets
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... but darnit, I had that Shield Master bonus action and it felt good to hear the satisfying splat from 120' up.


** I may no longer render moot the DM's collection of aberrations (seven or eight of them, to include a few beauties from Volo's) by simply telling them to piss off!
Spoiler: Watcher's Will
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Yes, all seven failed their saving throw versus Abjure the Extraplanar, which I almost never get to use


*** I may no longer leave the following instructions for the catering crew at my PCs wedding: "Leave no guest un-hammered"
Spoiler: The Catering Crew?
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(The catering crew are a druid circle who make the best moonshine in the kingdom. You want us to pay taxes? Here, spiked growth, ya dadburned revenooers!